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Mike Baker aka Thatcher | The Hammer

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The devil works hard but fanfic writers work harder

Ps. Y’all are amazing and the most creative writers ❤︎. keep up the amazing work ✩

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new month new theme (i’m so late) but i’m feeling red?

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Maverick’s trailer i cant get over how pretty he is <3 aaaahh i love him so much

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It must be said...

I JUST KNOW HIS 🍆 IS CURVED LIKE A BOOMERANG. Like damn Daddy, let me spin around your BOOMERANG 🤣

Let me get on my knees and show you some tricks with my mouth...wait...I FORGOT THAT HE'S PACKING BIG....

McDonald's be like, "What can i get for you today"....YEAH LET ME GET THAT HARKNESS MILKSHAKE SPECIAL

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Me just after opening a Word document

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i love lesbians

my wondeful caviq fanart

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we need to talk about the rainbow six siege mobile skins 😭😭 brother what is this 😟😟

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Jason “daaaarlinggg guess who just escaped the psych warddddd” Todd

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never bought a bp so fast

ROOK FACE REVEAL LETS GO WE EATING GOOD

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Pedo problem in the COD fandom - Mini Rant.

TW: Opinion. Pedophilia mentioned. Cursing. Offensive. 18+.

Entering my Wendy Williams Era and saying what I want because I want to. I already know everyone is gonna jump me (again), but do you think I care? I say my truth and say what everyone thinking.

Hey, I have a question... what's up with people making COD characters borderline pedophiles??

I mean, 18 years old is legal, but let's be honest, any man in his 30s and older who would date an 18 year old is... you know - someone who would go younger if it was legal. (Anyone who argues with this fact, you're either underage or sus af).

I feel so icky when I scroll in a tag and see all these FF's titled "Ghost x innocent!Reader," or "older!BF Price x Younger!GF Reader," or "Step-dad!König x stepdaughter!reader." Like r u fr?

The fact that there is so many of them is disturbing.

Look, I'm no prude. I like kinky sex and all that freaky stuff, and I don't mind age gap relationships, but the way you guys write makes it clear that you like the aspect of the taboo-ness of "that" type of relationship, if you could even call it that.

I get so disgusted by the way you freaks write my favorite characters. How dare you make Simon (a beautiful, loving man) or Price (who, let's be honest, never touch an 18 year old) into some gross pervert.

Don't get me wrong, I like perverts, but not creep perverts.

Pedophilia or hints of it will never be tolerated. And should never.

Also, most of this fandom is made up of bad smut and even worse dialogue in smut. Seriously, I cringe. What the hell.

We need more 30+ year olds in this fandom writing because I can't take the unrealistic, bad fanfiction running around.

And of I hear "doe eyes" one more time, I sweat to God, Bitch...

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Captain boomerang fans after season 1 dropped

HAVE FUN EATING NOTHING 🤬

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IM CRYING

i found a name that is WORSE than paxton price. epic games what the FUCK is this.

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I LOVE THIS BC I CAN SEE HIM DOING YHIS

Dating Nolan Chance includes

Using public transportation

Eating cheap-ass food

Him asking you if you're finishing your plate because he still hungry but doesn't want to order another dish

He invited you but hopes you pay what you had

Long walks at the park in the afternoon just because

He sometimes holds your hand. Sometimes.

Bad jokes because he's trying to make you feel better after he ruined your meal (He knows he screwed up(?))

He asks you for another date to make up the terrible one you just had

Of course you're using public transportation but at least he takes you home to make sure you get there well

He doesn't shows up for that second date

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chair sex 😭😭

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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TEKKEN 8 MUTUALS WANTED!!!! they all are babygirls despite the war crime allegations (they aren't allegations...)

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CCUIUUTTTEEEE

ngl this Boomer/closest animated version to silver age goes the hardest and is still my favorite animated one...