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Sam the Eagle but voiced by J.K. Simmons

Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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But Statler and Waldorf…

Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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Prev you are implying that in Muppets Spider-Man the Green Goblin is Norman’s fursuit.

Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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Who’s Uncle Ben.

Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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Total tonal whiplash with my last post but by god it’s insane that people are less willing to analyze or defend or sympathize with or become fixated on or favor Mary Jane Watson, 18 year old girl, than they are the grown adult man in his fifties with a misogyny problem who threatened to rape her.

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I was going to protest this for the same reason that I would protest Molina which is just “only having the one human for one movie would be kinda sad” but hes actually in all three so you know what. Yeah.

Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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person in fandom: eeeyikes!!! i hope im writing this character in this short little fanfic right >_< eeekkk what if my takes on my meta are all wrong and everyone will Kill me!!

guy in professional comic industry: okay lets mischaracterize every single character that appears in this comic for 50 or so issues

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Muppet Adaptation of the Sam Raimi Spider-Man trilogy. Who's the one human actor remaining.

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a weird thing is that we got waves of people going "who cares if its cringe or youre annoying! have fun!" but no one really learned how to accept the fact that some people will find you annoying or think your art or your work or posts or anyrhing sucks and thats ok. rather it just became a weird "if people think youre annoying theyre just morally bad. let people enjoy things!". like no i think this yes man only biome sucks and people are allowed to not like artstyles and shows and media and other things

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genres i'm tired of:

"feminist retellings" of stories that can already be considered feminist in their own right

"feminist retellings" that fumble the "feminist" plotline so bad it just turns misogynistic

"feminist retellings" that still center around and hinge on men

"feminist retellings" written by people who don't understand what feminism is

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Toby Fox being worried about fans having a negative reception to characters he likes or finds funny (Spamton, Tenna, etc) feels a bit silly given how excellent he is at writing until you remember that a) even the best of writers still feel insecure about things and get anxiety and b) literally everything about the fandom reception to Alphys at launch

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[At a Lego store, looking at a set with Green Goblin]

Me: Look, Dino Harry!!!

Lego employee: How do you know it’s Harry?

Me: I don’t. But I love Harry, and I don’t like Norman. So I pretend every Goblin I see is Harry

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I hate powerscaling but this is now a genuine question. I thought about it for too long and now the implications of Flint Marko’s power confuse and frighten me.

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Raimi Trilogy is for the butch dykes I think.

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JFC can y'all stop straight washing queer celebrities Sabrina has been out about liking men and women since her fucking DISNEY days come the fuck on.

the woman who has entire song saying that she never had a gay awakening and is stuck with men???

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new m/m ship drops -> people make one million meta posts about how actually the love between these characters is the most true and important and beautiful thing in the world -> the m/m ship is all you ever see when scrolling the tag -> phase lasts anywhere from three months to about a year -> the fans move on to the hot new actual most true and beautiful and important love between men in all the world elsewhere in a different fandom -> your ship is nothing more than shovelware -> you have nothing interesting to say about the actual source material -> this too will be forgotten -> you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

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vis a vis recent discussions about bottom surgery: i see people saying that tgirl pussy is "normalized" and i see people saying that tgirl dick is "normalized". i need everyone to remember the actual world we live in which is one in which NONE of it is normalized. the "normative" way for a trans woman to be is dead or a man. our very existence is radical. don't make decisions about your body on what is or isn't radical "enough" and definitely don't inflict judgement onto your sisters on what choices they're making. any kind of transition at all is the most radical thing in the universe. you are living and you are creating yourself and you are being a woman in opposition of everything everyone in the world is telling you. tgirl pussy and tgirl dick are both perfect because tgirls are perfect. it is simultaneously true that wanting to keep your dick is judged and wanting bottom surgery is judged because everything we do is judged. love yourself and your sisters