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The plot structures of movies need to start taking more cues from classic opera. Open with fucker in a hat who directly addresses the audience and explains what's going on in a way that raises far more questions than it answers, then immediately drop the viewer into the middle of a shouting argument between three of the weirdest people you can possibly imagine.

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I am finally reopening commissions!

My life is somewhat back to normal, and I can confidently reopen commissions once more.

You can find my request form and view my terms and conditions, as well as a guide rate card here.

I am very open to a wide range of requests, and receive all without judgement regardless of ship, fandom, kink, or subject matter.

Requests are on a first come first serve basis. I will close my request form when I feel my schedule is full, and reopen when I feel I can commit more time ❤️

Quick FAQ below:

How much do you charge? All my quotes are based on a rate of $25USD per hour along with an estimated time to complete

Do you draw NSFW? Heck yeah, it's my thing. My only hard line is that while yes, I will draw representations of characters, I will not knowingly draw an accurate representation of a real person. The line is nuanced, I'm aware. Best thing is to just imagine an animated version of your blorbos and what visual traits would help you identify them as a character - that's what I'll draw.

What about RPF/S? It depends. As per the above, I'm not going to draw a face accurate version of your two F1 or Hockey faves going at it, but if it's more implied romance or gen, then I'll probably be all for it. Maybe even if you're just wanting something that sort of looks like them going at it but aren't going to explicitly state that beyond a private discord server. It never hurts to ask, whatever the request. As I said above, I don't judge.

How long will it take? I have a detailed timeline in my Ts and Cs, but as a rule of thumb, allow around a month

Do I have to fill out the google form? Yes

How do I pay you? Paypal. I live in a country that doesn't use cashapp etc as we do direct deposit, and I have no alternative, unfortunately

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I think it would be very funny if after Obi-Wan kills Maul in Rebels, an entire small army of Mandalorians turned up in the desert (led by Sabine, who got tipped off by Ezra) to harass him into becoming the rightful leader of their government

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OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

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Last Line Challenge

Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you feel like). 

Okay, This one is for @marbled-polecat @frostbitebakery and @bilbosmom-belladonna, and I'm no pressure tagging you back since i've taken forever to get to this. I may finally be caught up on Last Line Challenges now? Now I just need to catch up on the other games I've been tagged in, lol. Feel free to tag me in more things though; I'm happy to play, even if I'm slow.

This is for another Modern Warfare 3 fix-it idea I'm toying with.

"I know what I saw. You were shot in the chest, Roach. How are you not dead?" Ghost demands.

She frowns. "I thought you knew."

"Knew what?"

"That I was like you."

"Like what?"

"When I die I come back, same as you."

"... I’ve never died, Roach. You need to start making sense."

"Yeah, in Mexico. The first time. When you started going by Ghost. I thought the name was a bit on the nose, but whatever floats your boat I guess."

"Roach. Ignoring for a moment how the fuck you know about Mexico. I never died. I was buried alive and dug myself out."

Roach just stares at him. "Are you sure?" she asks skeptically.

"Roach. If I died, how would I be here?"

"... Necromancy, same as me! And if you didn’t bring yourself back, who did? That’s kind of important information, LT."

That explains some things. Ghost’s brain unhelpfully provides, as this actually explains nothing.

No pressure tagging:

@trudemaethien @indira-korr @meebles @wrennette @shootingstarpilot @lizardberries @alamogirl80 @anstarwar @r-2-peepoo @wanderingjedihistorian @cacodaemonia @cobaltbeam @morriganwarrior @aces-to-apples @elismor @laurabwrites @letitrainathousandflames @blirzy @adiduck @walls-actual-ly  @theproblemwithstardust

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literally this

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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There are ten trillion pictures of flowering trees to the point where they sometimes seem trite and overdone. But then you see a tree in full flower and go holy shit this rules and I've gotta show this to everyone so they can experience the same magic and wonder and there are ten trillion and one pictures of flowering trees

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anyway the actual point of fandom is to inspire each other. reading each other's fics and admiring each other's art and saying wow i love this and i feel something and i want to invoke this in other people, i want to write a sentence that feels like a meteor shower, i want to paint a kiss with such tenderness it makes you ache, i want to create something that someone else somewhere will see it and think oh, i need to do that too, right now. i am embracing being a corny cunt on main to say inspiring each other is one of the things humanity is best at and one of the things fandom is built for and i think that's beautiful

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love that nobody can function without echo in the empire era. the batch keeps losing the ship, barely manage to finish their missions, and entirely forgo strategy. and then on the other hand, rex pre-echo-joining-the-rebellion was living in an abandoned garage with one singular tiny ship. then shortly after echo joins they have a whole base with like twenty troopers and real doors and actual food and a ship actually designed for long distance travel.

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I had the same thing happen on a school trip when I was a teenager but with all girls. I had always shared beds with my friends during sleepovers and thought nothing of it, so I was very confused when they all said we'd take turns. I said fuck that, I'm not sleeping on the floor.

...Awkward silence and hesitance.

...Only one of them ended up sleeping on the floor in the face of logic, and only the first night.

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

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by Jaeyoun Ryu

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Timeless (2016) S1E012 - The Murder of Jesse James 

Bass Reeves, protrayed by Colman Domingo. Rufus Carlin, protrayed by Malcolm Barrett.

Watch it  here , get Bass Reeves: Tales of the Talented Tenth  here

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This is probably my favorite image of all time I first saw it years ago and it has stuck in my head since then. The only vibes I’ll ever need

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I don't know what's funniest about this. The fact that Cody is clearly regretting putting Rex in charge, the fact that Rex was like LOL THIS IS GOING TO BE HILARIOUS, or that this is Domino Squad's first meeting with General Skywalker's second-in-command.

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!