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X-Rated

My thoughts are x-rated

I mean I'm taking time rating 1 or 2 of my exes

thought I had time in excess

I was young, restless and reckless

thinking about where my next ex is

get acquainted,next thing is me looking for the exit

taking no precautions

yet I couldn't afford to have a ward

but I could for medications and concoctions for abortions

now the repercussions

is me, watching my friends and cousins

talking about their kids and all the blessings

then I sit quiet like i'm taking some lessons

consoling myself with imaginations

and old folks I know that started late

but what if I could go back in time and erase

all these transgressions and regulate

my actions and demonstrate

to these young ones who think life is on a silver plate

nothing lasts forever, mate

be honest, be kind, love all and never hate

don't chastise those you think made a mistake

cos they ain't married but got kids

tomorrow ain't promised

I know some of you can relate.

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I NEED A WOMAN THATS GOING TO BE ABOUT ME IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE

True love

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The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via thequotejournals)

Very true

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Hoe Tips

Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕

1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.

2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.

3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.

4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.

5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.

6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!

7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.

8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.

9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.

10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.

11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.

12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.

13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8

14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.

15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator

16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.

17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.

18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.

19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants

20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.

21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.

22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today

23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.

24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.

25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.

26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.

27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.

28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.

29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏

30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone

31. Shave your coochie under water

32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah

33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it

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my Blackout…..

me in just a month

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To feel hurt or disappointed or insulted by someone is a conscious decision we make. You have the power to decide what to feel and how to feel. You have the power to accept and to reject. You have to power to move on or to stay . The power to keep and to lose. Use your mind, use your power! The mind is a terrible thing to waste on worries and anxieties.

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Have a #dream, believe in it and have #passion and the #confidence to step out into the limelight. #inspiration #noworries #BelieveInGod #believeinyourself #entrepreneurship. #mondaymotivation #nicelaundry @nicelaundry

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Worry is the most popular form of suicide. Worry impairs appetite, disturbs sleep, makes respiration irregular, spoils digestion, irritates disposition, warps character, weakens mind, stimulates disease, and saps bodily health. It is the real cause of death in thousands of instances where some other disease is named in the death certificate. Worry is mental poison.

William Jordan, Sell-Control Its Kingship and Majesty. (via thelightofthecenter)

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Wit and wisdom from James Baldwin, Laura Ingalls Wilder, and more

“A man who works hard stinks only to the ones that have nothing to do but smell” - Laura Ingalls Wilder