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#Currently thinking about the Stranger Things that lives inside my head 

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Psych Rewatch | 5.15: Dead Bear Walking

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routines are for the birds

by hawkeyedkoi

Izzy has a fucking routine. He goes to the park on his lunchbreak and feeds the birds and just fucking relaxes … That is until a busker takes up shop on the sidewalk near his favorite bench.

For Day One - #AsACrew Prompt - Birds

Words: 4058, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of #AsACrew - July 2022

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Israel Hands, Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Relationships: Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death)/Israel Hands, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Getting Together, Israel Hands Needs a Fucking Break, Musician Frenchie, Pub Owner Israel Hands, Copious Amounts of the Word “Fucking”

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40100793

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the softest fabrics aren't stolen, they're given

by hawkeyedkoi

Izzy just might have a thing for how fucking fantastic Stede’s clothes feel on him.

For Day Two - #AsACrew Prompt - Fine Fabric

Words: 2217, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 2 of #AsACrew - July 2022

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands

Additional Tags: Masturbation, Israel Hands REALLY Fancies a Fine Fabric, Clothing Kink, Fantasizing, Sharing Clothes

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40105740

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100 date nights but never the first

by hawkeyedkoi

Stede and Edward are kind of into each other from the first time they lay eyes on each other. Too bad the universe doesn’t want them to go on a date.

For Day Three - #AsACrew Prompt - Date Night

Words: 2672, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of #AsACrew - July 2022

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Israel Hands, Fang (Our Flag Means Death), Ivan (Our Flag Means Death), Lucius Spriggs

Relationships: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Additional Tags: First Dates, Alternate Universe, Tattoo Artist Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Professor Stede Bonnet, Lucius Spriggs Ships Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/40125840

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My Shassie Master Fic Rec List

A List of Shassie Fics I Recommend

Clean Slate by TheStigsWriterCousin

Chapters: 8/8

Words: 15,865

Tags: Amnesia, Canon-Typical Violence, Hurt/Comfort

Summary: An on the job accident leaves Lassiter without a memory. Who better to help him get it back than our favourite psychic that remembers everything?

Tell Him by Otava

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 3,159

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Sharing a Bed, Undercover, Unresolved Romantic Tension, Mutual Pining

Summary: Prompt: "What about the classic fake dating scenario?" Lassiter runs into Shawn while undercover.

Gay Chicken Dare by VickyVicarious

Chapters: 2/2

Words: 1,476

Tags: Mutual Pining

Summary: Sometimes Shawn and Gus play a game. A game called 'Gay Chicken Dare'.

By Whatever Beans Necessary by hawkeyedkoi

Chapters: 7/7

Words: 35,225

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Alternate Universe, Coffee Shops, Eventual Romance, Mutual Pining, Implied Sexual Content

Summary: The last thing Carlton expected was for the Chief to inform him that he would be taking the person he's been dating for the past four months to a law enforcement retreat. This wasn't how he had anticipated introducing his significant other to his coworkers at the station. Especially because he wasn't dating anyone.

Thankfully, there's Shawn Spencer, barista and psychic(??), to the rescue.

Drink Your Feelings Away by webslingingstark

Chapters: 4/4

Words: 6,661

Tags: Pre-Slash, Fluff, Drunken Confessions

Summary: No way. No way in hell Head Detective Carlton Lassiter would like kissing Psychic Consultant Shawn Spencer. So why did he keep dreaming it? PRE-SLASH

Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark by orphan_account

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 1,468

Tags: Fluff, Idiots in Love, Unspoken words

Summary: What if Shawn had called Lassie instead of Jules? Also Lassiter’s thoughts during the episode.

The Head, The Heart, The Whole Damn... Thing by sebviathan

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 5,226

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Confessions, First Kiss

Summary: "Lassie, we're comrades now. I do this all the time, I can walk you through this! This is just the weird part of the spit-out-a-crazy-theory process. You say it—everyone thinks you're crazy, you're incompetent, you should probably color your sideburns.... Truth: we're one in the same."

A Moment of Weakness is One's Greatest Strength by The_law_scholar

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 3,180

Tags: Domestic Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic

Summary: "I'm sorry," Shawn said softly. "I didn't know you were sick."

"I'm not," Carlton said stubbornly. "Maybe it was something I ate. Or maybe I got a stomach virus. I don't know."

Shawn raised an eyebrow as he rubbed circles into the man's back, just as Carlton had done for him while they were in bed. "Yeah, I think both food poisoning and stomach bugs constitute as being sick. Why didn't you say anything?"

"I don't typically display weakness in front of others," Carlton answered simply.

every perfect summer's eating me alive by wywrprenti

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 6,196

Tags: Secret Relationship, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together

Summary: They keep quiet about this new development in their relationship. Gus doesn't even know and honestly, he's a little impressed Shawn hasn't slipped up and told him yet.

It doesn't end up mattering either way though, because then he's framed for murder.

One Night at Henry Spencer's by rosey_angel

Chapters: 4/4

Words: 2,889

Tags: Secret Relationship

Summary: Henry overhears something he shouldn't and he makes a startling discovery. Set after the events of 'Shawn takes a shot in the dark'.

Toung Tied and Messy by rose-live (rose_live)

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 1,838

Tags: Valentine's Day, Fluff, Established Relationship, Secret Relationship

Summary: Shawn is being secretive and won't come in for a case the one time Lassiter *actually* wants him there and takes it the wrong way. Broody!Lassiter and romantic!Shawn. Just some cute one-shot Valentine's fluff because I'm a sucker.

Rewind by becgnet

Chapters: 2/2

Words: 2,319

Tags: Feels, Angst

Summary: "Shawn smiled as he was supposed to, and left as he was supposed to, and made it to the reception without crying, as he was supposed to, as despite all their differences, Lassiter had made Shawn his Best Man."

Based off of the song "Satisfied" from Hamilton. I strongly suggest listening to it before or with this, but it's perfectly fine without it.

Talk Too Much by TryingToScribble

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 2,032

Tags: Coming out of the Closet, Some Fluff, First Kiss

Summary: Shawn talks too much. There's a crime scene for God's sake! Lassiter finally shuts him up.

If I Was Your Girlfriend by birdkeeperklink

Chapters: 26/26

Words: 73,512

Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Pining, Minor Character Death, Homophobia, Idiots in Love, Angst, Fluff and Humor, Explicit Consent, Sharing a Bed

Summary: When the SBPD can't trace the source of the death threats against a prominent member of the LGBTQ community, Carlton has to go undercover to suss out the threat.

Problem: Due to a miscommunication, he has to pretend to have a boyfriend.

Problem #2: Nobody's volunteering for the position...except for Spencer.

Meanwhile, Shawn sees an opportunity to show off his amazing boyfriend skills. Gus is sure he's going to get himself shot.

Though It's Easy to Pretend by writesometimes

Chapters: 1/1

Words: 17,089

Tags: Fluff, Getting Together, Fake/Pretend Relationship

Summary: Lassiter goes undercover as a rich tech entrepreneur. Shawn is mistaken for his boyfriend. The two must work together to solve a case and present themselves as a happy, loving couple.

So Easy to Shatter, So Hard to Rebuild by nightwalker8321

Chapters: 18/18

Words: N/A

Tags: Betrayal, Happiness, mpreg, sadness

Summary: The heart is a thing that is so easy to break, and nearly impossible to put back together. For everyone who knows Shawn Spencer they would come to know just how ard especially a certain Head Detective.

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Izzy Fic Recs Pt. 2

My favorite of the Izzy fics that I read the week of May 22-May 28th. See other weeks here.

The Dress That Makes The Man by ketchuppacket

Izzy has to dress in drag for fuckery reasons. It gets both more and less complicated from there.

Marks the Spot by Snits

Izzy takes his job very seriously, and Stede learns that his actions had consequences.

Izzy’s Boys by TallowFallow (Izzy/Lucius)

During an attempt to get drunk on shore leave, Izzy finds Lucius in a horrible situation. And even though he swears he hates the boy, he can’t just leave him to fend for himself…

A Pirate Triptych by ewelinakl (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

Stede finds an unlikely ally in his quest to get Ed back. (It’s Izzy.)

more vivid than sunsets, brighter than stars by bemusedlybespectacled (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

If Izzy were in a better mood, he’d remember that Stede doesn’t host picnics and read bedtime stories and organize educational vacations because he’s lazy or stupid. It’s just that these things make Stede feel happy, and they (mostly) make the crew happier as well, and Izzy wasn’t the only one worried about how close they all were to dying in that storm. Or he’d consider waiting until he’s calmed down, because he always regrets the things he says in anger…

Epiphanies at dawn by julidoesnotwrite (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

An unusually slow and quiet morning in the life of Israel Hands gives him the opportunity for his first lie-in in bed in decades.

a little backup (in case the scene gets nasty) by oopshidaisy (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

Ed gets stabbed. Izzy handles it well.

presence series by hawkeyedkoi (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

Edward and Stede unlock Izzy’s praise kink and take full advantage of it.

Treading isn’t Swimming by IWillBeYourPet (Ed/Stede/Izzy)

Stede wants to teach the crew to swim, Izzy thinks the idea is stupid (and has nothing to do with the fact that he can’t swim and is nervous to be in the water). Everything goes wrong. Nothing works as a catalyst to talk about feelings as well as near death experiences, and even that is still iffy for Izzy…

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-- rachel huckel

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Hannibal 3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”

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our flag means death + reductress headlines (1/?)

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All the funniest text posts have been used but I'm still gonna give my contribution <3 (1/2)

(Update! You can find more here!)

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Coming back to Tumblr just to drop this tidbit. My need for more pirate action was too great, and I started on this little number. Hope you enjoy 💕

lost in an open sea on ao3

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The Big 3 ✩ Episode 89

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“what? hanguang jun, doesn’t this cross the line?”

nie huaisang | episode 35

[ID: three gifs of nie huaisang in the nie ancestral tomb in episode thirty five. all three gifs are of him from the shoulders up, looking outraged. in the first gif he presses his lips together with a grimace. in the second gif he exclaims something. in the third gif he is left speechless with wide eyes. the gifs are not subtitled. the coloured text in the caption reads “nie huaisang | episode 35” End ID.

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maybe I’m late to the party but I was reading bnha team up missions volume 1 and when they team up with hawks, he takes them to a restaurant afterward

and I saw this and I thought, huh, that restaurant looks familiar. well that’s because

which means !! this panel in team ups !!

*AGONIZED ENDHAWKS SCREECHING*

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beauty and the beast but make it endhawks <3