hazbinstoic
hazbinstoic
β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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This blog values masculinity and can teach you the secret to being a stoic. Alastor is my guide as stoic and leader. Money and success come to those who possess masculine will and practice stoic teachings.
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Is it shameful to wish to kiss his masculine lipsps
Yes. Delete your blog, rotten troll.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Cigarette is for weak girls. Alastor is a masculine and stoic. Praise Lord and seek his guidance.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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yeah so,
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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You are weak. You are small. Follow HazbinStoic and learn my business secrets. You will love your muscle.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Alastor.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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The DeathRadio ship my oc DethlyXAlastor
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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I am weak and feminine I need his guidance
Love and caress your man muscle. Alastor will teach you. Follow my blog.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Weak boys get off my blog. Alastor will find you. Alastor will cut you up. Follow my blog.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Only Alastor knows business. Alastor and me are making money. Hustle. Hustle. God bless.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Alastor. His male muscle. All this and more. My blog. Bless.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Let Lord teach you. Accept His wisdom. Watch Hazbin Hotel on Amazon Prime. God bless.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Alastor is masculine and mighty. He will crush you little rat man.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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Hes a pretty princess
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Satire is defined as:
the use of humor, irony,Β exaggeration, or ridicule to expose andΒ criticizeΒ people'sΒ stupidityΒ orΒ vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and otherΒ topicalΒ issues.
Related words include: mockery, ridicule, derision, caricature, irony & sarcasm
You have a small pea brain and I beat you easily. Crawl back to your cave little man you are too weak for me.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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how will alastair force masc me
Follow my blog and learn my business secrets. Alastor will teach you muscle.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Ur mom
I will fight you little man.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Alastor. So much to think about. His muscle and might. Praise Lord, God bless.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 2 months ago
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Sorry for away. My goats washed away in Croatian flood. I will look after my blog for now on.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 4 months ago
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what made you start this blog??
Alastor.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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hazbinstoic Β· 4 months ago
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In future season and future episode of Hazbin Hotel Alastor will prove his muscle and might. You'll all see, little trolls. You'll see.
-β„π•’π•«π•“π•šπ•Ÿπ•Šπ•₯π• π•šπ•”
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