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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart

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5 times Bokris were almost caught + 1 time they came clean

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Rate the Joker Out members on how good you think they are at chopping wood with an axe

Jure - i've seen him move merch boxes around with zero struggle, famous for his knife sharpening skills, does all of the manual labor for joker out, basically made only out of muscle

Nace - strong as fuck but less coordinated (have seen him trip with the same boxes as mentioned in the point above), might hurt someone in the process but the job is gonna get done

Kris - what he lacks in strength he saves with determination, could use his frustration about working with essentially four idiots as a tool to chop wood really good

Jan - he is strong and he is manually capable, but unless the wood doesn't come get to get him and won't drag his ass to do it in this century i don't think he will

Bojan - probably cries at the thought of manual labor

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shitty kris doodle before i go in w marker 😰

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the way people include the scars in fanart or even physical fan stuff like plushies everytime makes me happy........

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"because heres the second thing: bojan doesnt think. god bless him, at least hes pretty."

great summary of Holidate Bojan, thanks, I love it

i like my men stupid 🫶🏻 i mean kris likes his men stupid 🫶🏻 joint answer 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

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Happy cat day!

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controversial but still one of the best joker out group photos

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The first three names are from the latest Joker Out Subs video: https://youtu.be/OzQAUP9ITsQ?si=pa5WM_nuAm4sjWZc

The fourth is from this interview (NB: it's from last year's Eurovision): https://youtu.be/0xdcex6ESyo?si=tZK2Plb1iT67ltjG

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can we please talk about how fucking adorable it is how Nace immediately smiled when the interviewer said they were going to play a game??

source

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dreams are insaaaane. every night theres a chance ill experience some sort of delight or horror that has the chance to color the entire next day. and it doesnt even require a monthly subscription

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So I wrote a fic inspired by this incredible art by @flananjan and @darkcreamz95 !

Jan is a painting. The man he is based off tells the artist of his love for another man, a man Jan has never gazed upon.

He fell in love with a man he's never seen and hopes he can one day meet.

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So I wrote a fic inspired by this art! Only instead of NATM it's Jan longing for a man that's only been described to him and spends many years hoping to meet the love of his life who he's never actually seen.

"Once upon a time, a museum comes to life at night, and a statue and painting meet..."

coming back from the dead to post a drawing i made in collaboration with @darkcreamz95 !! inspired by this post by @eurovisijan 🫶

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The building of rage