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tumblr giveaway!

reblog this post for your chance to be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING!

rules:

only reblogs count

no giveaway blogs

you dont have to be following me

the BIRD KING has not given me the full details on what he plans to do with the person he kidnaps

from what i know, i believe he plans to make you his BIRD QUEEN

or possibly BIRD KING-CONSORT or if you prefer gender-neutral terms then just BIRD CONSORT. it does not matter. the BIRD KING is PANSEXUAL

the giveaway will end WHEN THE BIRD KING DEMANDS IT

leave your inbox open, ill contact the winner on where and when they will be KIDNAPPED by the BIRD KING

good luck!

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CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY!

Hey! Ho! You want a simple commission deal? I gotchu.

$25 = One Full Body Flat Color Character Piece

That’s it! That’s all! Cut and dry! 

( Of course, if you wanna get a smaller piece, check out my Commissions Page, but this is a cool fun deal right now! )

I have 5 months to move out into my first apartment, so its time to work towards being able to afford one! 

Message me at @apparentlyabear​ or @funkyteeth​ for commissions and questions!

Or donate to ( My Ko-fi ) !

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Wind Waker’s final battle against Ganon has and always will be the most dramatic one of all time.

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"Do you like pears? I can give you a lot of pears if you let me ride on you!"

“Actually, I prefer the taste of children.”

The massive bird takes a step forward. Looks like he just found some lunch. 

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"...I JUST realized you're my brother-in-law now. Does that mean I have to be nice to you?"

“I mean… I wasn’t planning on changing how I act around you. And if you’re suddenly nice, that takes the sport out of tormenting you.”

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PLEASE HELP ME GRADUATE

My original source fell through and I’m running out of time; please help!

Does anyone had or know anyone who has had a vaccine-preventable disease? I’d love to interview you for my capstone project! 

This project is a podcast, so I’d need someone willing to have our conversation recorded (preferably on your end as well). 

I’d be looking for you to tell me your experience with the disease; how it felt, how long it took to get over, etc. We might throw in your opinion on vaccines too. So we have that. 

PLEASE PM ME IF YOU’RE INTERESTED! 

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NEW BOOK ALERT!!!

This book has been in the works for quite a while, and I am incredibly excited to announce the publication of my second book, The Monster Journal!

What’s the story about?

Dusty is an endangered species: a human. 

It’s been nearly two years since the monsters arrived. Dusty, along with her best friend Mark, have been surviving in what’s left of the world. They travel from place to place, always one step ahead of the monsters, always looking out for each other. Mark is the only person Dusty can turn to when times get hard. But despite being her best friend, there are some things Dusty can’t bring herself to tell him. In a world where survival is a struggle, personal matters aren’t important. 

In this world of humans and monsters, each day is a challenge. Simple tasks like finding food, water, or a safe place to sleep aren’t easy when you’re not sure if the humans in the area will take kindly to strangers… or if there are monsters lurking in the shadows. 

But when tragedy strikes, Dusty is forced to make a choice. A choice that will alter her fate, the fate of her best friend, and the fate of an unfortunate interloper. A choice that could either save them all, or fling them right into the hands of monsters.

When can I order a copy?

The release date is June 8th, but preorders are available right now! Click Here to preorder your copy on Amazon!

(Currently you can only pre-order the kindle version, the print version is coming soon!)

Still not sure if this is the right book for you?

No worries! If you’re on the fence about my book, I’ve got just the thing for you! The first five days of The Monster Journal are available online as a Google Doc, free of charge! Click the link here to check it out!

Still have questions?

Feel free to message me with any questions you might have! You can message me here on tumblr, or you can follow the links on my blog to my twitter or website! I look forward to hearing from you!

How can I help the author?

Reblogs would be greatly appreciated! I’m a new-ish author, so not many people know about me. So if you could reblog this, I would really appreciate the helping hand!!

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Yellow-billed Kite

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NEW BOOK ALERT!!!

This book has been in the works for quite a while, and I am incredibly excited to announce the publication of my second book, The Monster Journal!

What’s the story about?

Dusty is an endangered species: a human. 

It’s been nearly two years since the monsters arrived. Dusty, along with her best friend Mark, have been surviving in what’s left of the world. They travel from place to place, always one step ahead of the monsters, always looking out for each other. Mark is the only person Dusty can turn to when times get hard. But despite being her best friend, there are some things Dusty can’t bring herself to tell him. In a world where survival is a struggle, personal matters aren’t important. 

In this world of humans and monsters, each day is a challenge. Simple tasks like finding food, water, or a safe place to sleep aren’t easy when you’re not sure if the humans in the area will take kindly to strangers… or if there are monsters lurking in the shadows. 

But when tragedy strikes, Dusty is forced to make a choice. A choice that will alter her fate, the fate of her best friend, and the fate of an unfortunate interloper. A choice that could either save them all, or fling them right into the hands of monsters.

When can I order a copy?

The release date is June 8th, but preorders are available right now! Click Here to preorder your copy on Amazon!

(Currently you can only pre-order the kindle version, the print version is coming soon!)

Still not sure if this is the right book for you?

No worries! If you’re on the fence about my book, I’ve got just the thing for you! The first five days of The Monster Journal are available online as a Google Doc, free of charge! Click the link here to check it out!

Still have questions?

Feel free to message me with any questions you might have! You can message me here on tumblr, or you can follow the links on my blog to my twitter or website! I look forward to hearing from you!

How can I help the author?

Reblogs would be greatly appreciated! I’m a new-ish author, so not many people know about me. So if you could reblog this, I would really appreciate the helping hand!!

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Mmm... p o p c o r n s c o o p i e s

THIS MEME IS DEAD LET IT DIE!!!!!

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Plus, there's no way you can hold her. How you do feel about that? You can't hold your own kid!

“You realize I’m a bird, yes? As in, I don’t have hands? Not being able to hold things is something I came to terms with long ago.”

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Tbh?? You'd probably scare the baby cause you're so big.

“Well. Considering her father is a Helmaroc and her mother is the most resolute person I’ve ever known, I think it would take more than a look at me to scare her.”

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Helm, have you seen twila's baby yet?

“...No. I’d like to, but I don’t know when would be the best time to see her.”

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Valoo could kick your feathery butt :)

“Give me a rematch with that overstuffed lizard and I’ll rip his head off.”

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What's a group of Helmaroc's called?

“A terror.”

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HELM UR A DAD WHAT

“What? Did you think it impossible for someone like me to have a child?”

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                    “   I’m Twila, Demon of the night.                                                  Or at least,                                 that’s what people call me. ”

Indie Reboot of an Old, Old OC All art by @blackrosemimi