he-ofhavoc

[he-ofhavoc]

*Leshy's just going about his day, when suddenly... HE GETS KICKED IN THE BALLS BY THE GODDESS OF LUCK. He kneels over in pain, SOBBING. Mod (with the power of a fucking nat 20 and tally's biased ass dice) BACKFLIPS away from the kick and tap dances out of the room. What the fuck.*

[he-ofhavoc]

Why? You looked cute!

I don't want to be STAR SHAPED. I have been through ENOUGH TODAY.

[he-ofhavoc]

alright yall. im going to sleep. please dont ruin tmrw with more leshy death i beg

[he-ofhavoc]

(Trims Leshys head so it's star shaped.)

You little shit.

*He takes the trimmers, and cuts his head himself.*

[he-ofhavoc]

(Comes in with the hedge trimmer.)

Please be careful.

*He kneels down, letting the anon trim him.*

[he-ofhavoc]

I thought the water would help you grow

It didn-

*Leshy's obscenely fluffy now. He grew too fast.*

Oh. This is nice. Someone's going to have to trim me up, though.

[he-ofhavoc]

I will make you part of my worm on a string curtain

No.

[he-ofhavoc]

(Pours water on Leshy with a watering can)

*Leshy is now wet, cold, goopy-leafed, and FRAGILE AS FUCK. WHY.*

[he-ofhavoc]

That's just what it used to be like being me! LoL!

I hate this.

<I hate this.>

(I HATE THIS.)

[he-ofhavoc]

O!

[Nuclear anon puts a demon core under leshy and opens it.]

MWAHAHA!

*Leshy explodes. He respawns, his leaves now permanently slightly goopy from the radiation. I hate you all for this. Don't expect it to be mentioned often. He's not dripping leaves, but moreso his leaves have a goopy texture to them now. I'm NOT making leshy go bald from radiation. -50 mod reputation points.*

[he-ofhavoc]

TIMER FOR VULNERABILITY LOWERED TO END OF TMRW

just a notice

[he-ofhavoc]

Can we stop killing the worm? We only just got him back

(THANK YOU.)

[he-ofhavoc]

Ooo!

*Stabs crown cuz curious*

-stabby anon

*The crown shatters and sends the anon into the wall. Leshy's next death will leave a PERMANENT scar.*

[he-ofhavoc]

[Sorry, sorry, I just have to be a little menace every once in awhile, surely you understand yea?]

[no one can always be perfectly nice 100% of the time]

(im going to lose my shit that was so perfectly timed i HATE it. your good tho keep sending asks i'll get back to you all when i finish playing pressure with my friend)

[he-ofhavoc]

as frail as ethan is/was you say?

Welp, it's been 15 seconds, time to test that!

-The anon pushes over leshy-

*You push him over. Brain damage. Dead. Respawns, see stabby anon response. Please, just let me PLAY MY GAME*

[he-ofhavoc]

(eats all of the crown popcorn)

*The crown is sad.*

[he-ofhavoc]

hi lesh!

*stabs u*

-stabby anon.

(LESHY DIES AGAIN. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST GOT HIM BACK WHY YOU LITTLE) *Leshy respawns, grabs the crown, and locks himself in his room.*