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"My child is completely fine" bro....which child
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"fuck you my child is fine" your child is 32 people in a meat suit
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someone: *accidentally hurts the host*
avengers and persecutors: now this looks like a job for me.
-sock
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Sorry boys, but this is peak human memeolution

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me: logs into my google account
google all up in my email: BITCH??? THE FCUK IS YOU HACKED???
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So Luna and Areli were co-fronting and Areli wanted to know what the body’s handwriting would be like.
Co: Gimme a word to write!
Friend: Peen- (realizes a child is co-fronting) ña colada!
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Professor X: what’s your super power?
Me: hindsight
Professor X: that’s not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
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*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
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Started some DID merch. Hope some systems find things they like! (designs available for any product)
#DID#dissociative identity disorder#MPD#Multiplicity#plural#multiple personality disorder#OSDD#system#pride#functional multiplicity#structural dissociation#alters
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This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen
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