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Ahsoka: Anakin's missing, can you find him?
Obi-Wan: What do you expect of me? That I have him microchipped or something?
Ahsoka: Well do you?
Obi-Wan: Yeah hang on
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it took me about 5 seconds to see your username and i’ve never been more fucking scared in my life
99.99% of humanity was assimilated into a hivemind 3 months ago. Surprisingly nothing really changed, and no one noticed. However that 00.01% is slowly putting the pieces together.
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i swear to god if obi-wan calls anakin his brother ONE
*smashes table*
MORE
*throws computer at wall*
TIME
*yeets self out of window*
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*rex, cody, obi-wan, and anakin cuddling*
anakin: i wanna be little spoon now
everyone: *turns over*
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kidnapper: we have your son
obi-wan: i don’t have a son?
kidnapper: we told him to stop eating the duct tape and he started crying.
obi-wan: oh god, you have anakin.
anakin in the background: *crying* NO ONE APPRECIATES ME!
kidnapper: please come get him
obi-wan: you brought this upon yourself, you keep him.
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me @ me
anakin: sorry i lost my cool for a second
obi-wan: you can’t lose something you never had
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