Sometimes you just gotta close your eyes and pretend Morgan Freeman is taking care of all your problems.
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I bought a cake for dinner the other day just to feel like no one could tell me what to do.
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So this happened...
I was at the movie theatre and some random, redneck guy came up to me told me that the gay couple ten feet from us is an "OBAMAnation." He then went on to tell me that the mayans were stupid and that all gay people are repulsive. I'm straight. I was waiting my best friend to show up so we could see a movie. When he arrived I kissed him on the cheek and said "let's go sweetie" just to freak that guy out. It worked.
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Someone made a mistake.
Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons on all the paintings? Someone should be fired.
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New to tumblr
So this is my first night on tumblr. I hope I'm socially awkward enough to keep up.
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