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sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before
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i don’t have a five year plan because every two years i realize i need a different life
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isolation the most goated coping mechanism i love talking to no one and losing my mind alone
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It’s the same stance
#what kind of mental illness is this#procreate#fanart#superman#clark kent#dcu#dc universe#superman 2025#lizard#monitor lizard
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hey babe im gonna be home late tonight do you mind picking up dinner. yeah sorry the king has us working over time, some fuckin egghead sat on the wall and had a GREAT fall. we've got all the men working on this but idk if we're gonna be able to put him back together again. yeah we've tried the horses. ok bye love you.
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here at frito lay, we're going to kill you. we're committed to fucking killing you. we're absolutely dedicated to actually murdering you. like. for real. we will make a limited edition chip flavor of you. and no one will buy it because no one loved you enough to save you from being turned into a flavor of chips. and your flavor will get discontinued because no one will love you still.
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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
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one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.
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the bisexuality was there. it didnt change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the bisexuality was there
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