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Victoria Aveyard and her doctor friend (husband) strike again

Makes me so incredibly happy that Victoria Aveyard is marrying her doctor friend

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inej ghafa once said

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Jude: never trusting Cardan even though he can’t lie (valid)

Cardan: trusts Jude with his whole heart even though she can lie (unhinged)

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I missed his dramatic self.

Also, they love each other so much it's sickening

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Uh apparently the internet wants Harry Styles to play Gus Everett??? I would literally rather die than watch him in that role. No no no no no

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Quick question: how long do we think will held on to the recording of Emory from the school lab and how often did he play it back? Want to make sure I'm not being crazy. . .

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I love the idea that Kaz's superpower is everything is according to plan. And having contingency on top of contingency premeditated. But I headcanon he's just mastered riffing. Through the books he's loosing his grip just like everyone else but he doesn't have the luxury of admitting it because he's in charge of 5 teens just like him who he would loose control of with panic if they didn't trust him. They are at constant risk of flipping the script on him when he's doubted, so having them believe "oh kaz probably planned this the whole time it's gonna be fine" is the thinnest thread of keeping them all together and it unreliable at best.

These kids weren't long time friends before the start, Kaz is just an excellent magician, redirecting attention from the dominoes that don't topple.

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Emory: Will and I are dating.

Michael, Kai, Damon: *knew this would happen*

Will: *gasps*

Emory: Will why are you surprised?

Will: *mumbles* never thought this would happen

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Saw this on Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 and this is so true. I can't even deny.

I also went to Goodreads to read this one again 🤣🤣🤣

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Portrait of Mevrautje Inej

inspired by the amazing fic Serves You Right by @linearao3, for all your undercover kanej needs, incl kaz being very into playing inej's servant ;)

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Kai: Banks, wanna see a movie?

Banks: Sure, but I pick the movie.

Kai: *thinking it's gonna be some weird gore* Okay.

-time skip-

Banks: *singing* Be a man!

Kai: We must be swift as the coursing river.

Banks: Be a man, with all the force of a great typhoon.

Kai: Be a man, with all the strength of a raging fire.

Banks and Kai: Mysterious as the dark side of the mooooooooon.

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Will: *blushing*

Michael: What's up with you today?

Will: Emory told me the 'S' in my name stands for smart.

The guys:

Kai: I'm gonna tell him.

Damon: Don't you dare.

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Kai: I have excellent observation skills.

Kai: I can determine things about a person from a short amount of time spent with t-

Micheal: Banks is Damon's sister.

Kai: WHAT!

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Just thinking about Kanej.

Just thinking about how Kaz heard her laugh and wanted to bottle it and get drunk off it every night and how that terrified him. Just thinking about how he was broken but not so broken that he couldn’t pull himself into some semblance of a man for her. Just thinking about how Kaz ‘Dirtyhands�� ‘Bastard of the Barrel’ Brekker, someone who’s trauma and need to survive had made him cynical and practical and then one look at her with her eyes closed and the sunlight on her face was enough to make him believe in magic. Just thinking about how she is the only person he takes his gloves off in front of. Just thinking about how he is drowing and all he can think about is her and how he needs to live just so he can make sure she survives and so he can thank her. Just thinking about how he doesn’t make her get the dregs tattoo because he respects her and doesn’t want to be the one to mark her again. Just thinking about how this boy has so much trauma and pain in his life, and he tries over and over again to heal and show her that he can be there for her and love her in the way they both deserve. Just thinking about how he literally brought back her parents and gave her a boat so she could go and live her dreams.

Just thinking about how Inej always notices Kaz’s eyes, whether they are a bitter coffee brown or the softer colour of strong tea in the sunlight. Just thinking about how she always believed he was worth saving. Just thinking about how she views the items and freedom that he gives her as geraniums, her parents symbol of their love. Just thinking about how after he shows her he is trying, she knows without a doubt that they belong together. Just thinking about how she spent years on Kaz’s windowsill as he planned and fed his crows. Just thinking about how even though it is hard for her too, she still is willing to try if he is. Just thinking about how she has so much faith in the person he is, and how she knows he is what Ketterdam needs.

Just thinking about how no matter how broken they are they fight their way out together because that is what they do. Just thinking about how they are the two deadliest people in Ketterdam and yet can barely touch each other with both of them keeling over. Just thinking about them.

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lenny and hot priest have that “pathetic hot but owns it so much that it becomes the sexiest thing ever”

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SPOILERS

Part two of my annotations of The Cruel Prince (yes im aware it has taken an awful lot) (ch 4-10)

Jude has one of those pretty baldakin beds

“His fingers heavy with rings” Jude was certainly paying attention to some aspects of Cardan

“Make me” Top 10 list of things Jude Duarte has and shouldn’t have said to Cardan, a prince of faerie, who most definitely rocked her shit after

“I could, you know” says Cardan, grinning as though nothing would please him more.” - ok we get it you’re horny

“And Cardan is even more beautiful than the rest” honey what’s new

“And cheekbones sharp enough to cut out a girl’s heart” its canon

“I hate him so much that sometimes when I look at him I can hardly breathe.” - Jude being an idiot for 10 minutes straight

“And Cardan whispers foul things in my ear.” - my new favorite hobby is taking Jurdan quotes out of context

“You’re no killer.” - Madoc being dumb as shit for 10 minutes straight

“Let’s have a toast. To the incompetence of our enemies.” - This line is iconic and the only reason I haven’t lost all hope for Madoc yet

“Cardan watches me.” - Jurdan out of context

So in the scene where Cardan yeets Jude and Taryn in the river, we have this quote: “Cardan has one foot in the reeds, as if to take a better look.” WHAT IF, he was actually doing that in case of an emergency. If the pixies would have truly attacked, he was ready to intervene and save Jude.

To further prove my theory, when Jude is throwing rocks at the pixies, “Quit.” Cardan says.” - HE WAS INDIRECTLY WARNING HER

“Cardan’s gaze is hungry, devouring.” -Jurdan out of context. Yes I’m aware he was literally shitting on her whole life in the moment

Lmao the audacity of Cardan to look straight into Jude’s eyes as Taryn was kissing his cheek

“And i was magnificently, extravagantly wrong.” MY NEW FAVORITE QUOTE FUCKS AND FUCKERS

It is canon that Jude has a sweater with a star and Cardan’s first look was a constellation coat

Jude pushes Cardan against a tree 🫡📸

Cardan’s eyes are described as “coal-bright” which i just think is a splendid metaphor

“He looked gleeful, gloating, as though my fist tightening on his shirt was exactly what he would have wished.” -Jurdan out of context. Kinky bastard.

JUDE WORE WARRIOR BRAIDS AT THE TOURNAMENT. hot

“I was struck suddenly by his height, by the arrogant sneer he wears like a crown.” First off, height difference confirmed, second, boy am i in love with this dude

“He would seem like a prince even dresses in rags.” - Aka Jude pointing out for the millionth time that he’s pretty

NOW HERE COMES A SCENE WHICH LOWKEY HAD ME ON MY KNEES

“Do you know what mortal means? It means born to die.” - our philosophy king<3 way to go Cardan

“You corrupt, corrosive mortal creature.” Nah cuz seriously if Cardan told me that I’d fold

“Good. Now, beg my forgiveness.” Again, watch me fold if that happened

“Get down on your knees. […] Beg. Make it pretty. Flowery. Worthy of me.” THE WAY I WAS SQUEALING WHEN I READ THAT

Now here comes Jude’s comeback :

“You think because you can humiliate me, you can control me?” HELL YEAS GIRLBOSS

“Well, I think you’re an idiot.” Comedy queen 🕺even though she had high chances of being killed because of that

So now; here’s when I think Cardan truly fell in love with Jude

“Cardan looks at me as though he’s never seen me before. He looks at me as though no one had ever spoken to him like this. Maybe no one has.”

If that part is really when the spark lights in his heart, im gonna melt

“No one else bothers him quite the way you do.” -great news, Locke is actually capable of saying smart shit

“Cardan emerges in the Royal Box, wearing loose white linen and a flower crown all of roses.” - IS HE WEARING A DRESS? A MATCHING SET? ONLY A SHIRT? The world may never know and that is truly devastating. Also, when he asked Jude to make her begging flowery then his dramatic ass changes outfits and puts on a flower crown 🥲💖

When she is told that a prince is waiting for her downstairs, she instantly thinks of Cardan <3

“I know humans can lie, but watching you do it is incredible. Do it again.” If Dain wasn’t like a few hundred years old that would have been lowkey kinda hot

“Desire is an odd thing. As soon as it’s sated, it transmutes. If we receive the golden thread, we desire the golden needle.” - i just fucking love this quote

Jude thinks of Cardan when she’s asked what she desires most (yes i know i took it out of context. Its her desire to not be controlled by magic and of course she thinks of him.)

I shall be back with part 3 <3 also sorry to everyone who asked for Rotten Hearts pt two. Im on it but my brain no worky. Also if yall wanna be tagged in it lemme know 💖 byee