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heinen
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green/rina | 26 | they/themyou don’t have to love me. you already did. at least enough to keep me smiling from boston to ohio. it’s for lovers (orjustfriends)
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heinen · 17 hours ago
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heinen · 20 hours ago
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i have to be a homer and defend my faves so let me just say if i were jake debrusk and i wanted to leave boston before the bruins imploded only to sign with a team that would regress, miss the playoffs, and have their narrative dominated by locker room issues only to try to fix things by signing EVANDER KANE of all people, i would absolutely be requesting a trade right back to boston
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heinen · 20 hours ago
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your team just spent a full season dealing with locker room problems and you acquire EVANDER KANE
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heinen · 1 day ago
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characters don’t even accuse each other of controlling the weather with their minds anymore
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heinen · 2 days ago
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first ballot hall of famer btw
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heinen · 2 days ago
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good rpf morning i hope everyone has a good rpf monday and a wonderful rpf week and a blessed rpf month and a heavenly rpf year
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heinen · 2 days ago
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we are SOOO BACK
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heinen · 2 days ago
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not to be an american but like. air conditioning is the greatest invention of all time.
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iwtv universe dashboard simulator
girlbossclaudia reblogged
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If you consider yourself a 'shipper' of ANY of the dynamics in Daniel Molloy's new book unfollow me and I'm not kidding. You read a book about toxic and abusive relationships and decided to sexualize them that's on you
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'don't sexualize them' is crazy. he describes one of them as doing 24/7 bdsm and describes the other couple's sex scenes in detail, multiple times
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an old man being a weirdo freak doesnt mean you have to be. he has two pulitzers and you have an ao3 account
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🦚 strayitalianflamingo
do not understand vampstat's agreeing to participate in this book At All because why would you not want yourself to be cast as louis, the guy who actually got interviewed and got fucked over at every turn. at least armand eats crypto bros. what has lestat done except domestic violence and child neglect
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sick and tired of seeing this propaganda on my dashboard. first of all it's ARMAND who abuses louis, not lestat, as you can CLEARLY tell if you actually pay any attention to the book's second half. louis isn't a reliable narrator; that's the whole point. armand just deluded him into thinking lestat had done worse than he had
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lestat literally drops him hundreds of feet from the air causing his own daughter to orchestrate his murder. HOW would a man they had not met yet be to blame for this
🎆 magicalgirl Follow
it's a gothic horror FIRST of all and armand can manipulate memories, canonically, so I'm not sure why we would assume the truth of any of this. it's so clear that lestat is the love of louis's life, the book is a love story, and if you're not willing to see that you don't get it
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lestat was born with glass bones and paper skin and every morning he breaks his legs and at night he lies awake in agony until his heart attacks put him to sleep
🦚 strayitalianflamingo
does anyone in this thread smoke weed
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strayitalianflamingo reblogged
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personally I would deeply love to believe this is all real because if so all of these people may be the funniest people to ever exist. one of them has been alive since the 1700s and has decided his calling is to be a pop artist. and his boyfriend is a vegetarian art dealer who was the dom in 24-7 bdsm with a theater cult leader who he ghosted in like 1810. that's so epic
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stfu you were posting lestat rpf like a week ago
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🧛‍♀️ vampstatsmommy
Ordered my TVL merch today and the mug has the actual texture of blood on it. Epic
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okay we don't actually know much beyond that it was in the summer but happy death month to lestat! lestat de lioncourt has officially been dead for 231 slutty, slutty years 🎉
#wish I believed in this shit yall seem so happy.
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🤵🏾‍♀️ girlbossclaudia
honestly if you read that book and you like a single one of them I don't trust u. I'll never forgive them for what they did to claudia
#louis i would forgive you but she's dead and can't join me so :(
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strayitalianflamingo reblogged mutualaidmutuals
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they should make lestat a guest judge on drag race
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🐠 lestatsporecleanseroil
it actually pisses me off sooo bad that he’s in a gay PR relationship with some twink who looks like his love interest from his fucking fictional vampire book. Girl didn’t straight people corner the market on this
🦋 falloutbitch Follow
is this about tvl or dan molloy
🐠 lestatsporecleanseroil
this is how im finding out vampire interviewed author has a fucking 20yearold twink boyfriend who looks like the sexy evil guy from his book I can't do this anymore
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lestathater420 reblogged
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honestly wish the book weren't fake bc if it weren't this would be sooo camp. imagine you break up this 500 year old guy's marriage 2 separate times and he's like I simply must have you
#feel like armand would do this as a character
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lestatsporecleanseroil reblogged 69ingvampires
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say what u will about dan malloy but inventing vampirism to justify an age gap relationship is maybe the funniest thing anyone will ever do
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Malloy.
🛜 69ingvampires
why the fuck did you take the time to make this
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got bored
#just like louis in that damn investment property...
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🌇 literarysalontakes
Much as the PR stunt has given it a bad rap, the book’s exploration of both the experience of Creole men in New Orleans at the turn of the century, as well as the experience of the colonial subject in the Renaissance era, is genuinely very interesting. Making up a fictional abusive relationship between the two characters exemplifying these themes and using the ways in which each of them have been devalued to draw into that is sort of insane but it really works! The publicity shtick is nuts but the book itself is actually fantastic and soo worth your time
#also claudia makes me deeply insane. essay about her forthcoming
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jobsearchreputationera reblogged
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if you're somehow supporting the vampire lestat in this beef — which by the way, he's again picking with a woman — you need to be fully aware that the man you're supporting is not just parodying A Generic Vampire: he's a walking caricature of bisexual and french men, and by insisting he's a real vampire, he's not only playing into harmful and xenophobic stereotypes around Europeans, but sexualizing a genuinely dangerous kink (bloodplay). not to mention the guy he's cosplaying helped murder his own daughter and never cared about the racism his partner experienced, which has really upsetting implications. and don't forget that he shares the name of a guy who was found to have bones at his house :/
🕋 maraschinocherry
baby why didn't we begin with the bones💀
🏞 loustatsno1ho Follow
the bones were from the house of a guy nicknamed Lysander whose actual name was Simon something. this has been debunked a hundred times why do we need to keep having this discourse
🪔 girliepopped Follow
favorite things about this post: - the implication that a rockstar who cosplays a fucking vampire is being problematic by reproducing french stereotypes - the implication that the vampire is an anti european stereotype???? - the random misinformation - the fact that this person clearly didnt even read the book they're complaining about - 'sexualizing a genuinely dangerous kink (bloodplay)'
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lestathater420 reblogged
🏄🏻‍♀️ jobsearchreputationera
Taylor would never have been in this beef back when she was dating Joe :/
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🕋 maraschinocherry
speaking of tvl yall ever checked out his tiktok videos whys the motherfucker live in a shack. also i know it's for the bit but the 'sad white suburban mom quotes about motherhood' is a lot to take in
🏵 vamplestatpilled
who cares did you see his von dutch lipsync
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🐛 wormdyke
white billionaire with a private jet appropriating the struggles of gnc artists... didnt know harry styles and taylor swift had a secret baby
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jobsearchreputationera reblogged
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Who will the Vampire Lestat pick beef with next: poll
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UPDATE: Before this poll even closed we got the answer! It was Charli xcx.
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John B. Routledge & JJ Maybank Outer Banks S04 Part 1
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heinen · 3 days ago
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2022 NHL ALL-STAR GAME
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heinen · 3 days ago
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oh wow ok
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heinen · 3 days ago
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that sean kuraly signing with the penguins announcement is going to hit like a truck
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heinen · 3 days ago
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well the ao3 servers just exploded
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tis the season for unbearable tenderness it seems
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heinen · 4 days ago
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“I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell.” — The Secret History, Donna Tartt
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