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my toxic trait is that I'm sure I would've been fine being an employee in Magnus Institute. like I worked retail, how bad can it be 🙄🙄🙄🙄
#the pay is just ok enough to barely make it worth the struggle#BARELY. the jurgen leitner incident had me considering whether or not i'd rather pluck out my eyes
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apparently that was JURGEN LEITNER ...
the old guy who lives in the tunnels under the archives after i catch him eating my fucking lunch again
#speechless#rest in peace. or not. on behalf of all the people killed by his books#also he stole my lunch so i hate to say karma but if the shoe fits...#spiralgf.txt
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jk if you thought i was anything but slightly vast aligned or web/spiral aligned then you're wrong. this blog isn't called helenspiralgf for nothing
i will be the world's first eye-aligned nonbinary absent father
#spiralgf.txt#only slightly vast aligned because i'm sure i've been marked by now as many times as i've been almost killed by michael
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i will be the world's first eye-aligned nonbinary absent father
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me when mike crew tries to kill me again
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not even in the mood to rake my plastic zen garden that was 15 dollars at ikea Whatever theres a pistol in my top drawer at work
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we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣
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Nice opinion 😁! Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing 🫵
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“Do you want to go into deep sea or space?” NEITHER the Lord made me of and for the dirt.
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the old guy who lives in the tunnels under the archives after i catch him eating my fucking lunch again
#i don't know who he is. i don't know why he lives under there. i honestly don't care. but if he eats my food ONE more fucking time#spiralgf.txt
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israeli youth burn their enlistment orders (via oren_ziv on instagram)
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#elias when he insists that my 'office' (it's a foldable table in the archives) specifically isn't infested with spiders#or when he downplays the worm infestation
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i've got big plans for you elias bouchard
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mutual 1: it's my first public dissection tonight and i'm so nervous
mutual 2: DNI if you support graverobbing under any circumstances
mutual 3: graverobbing is actually the only way that some people can make a living and if you put iron bars on your tomb you're classist and ableist
mutual 4: girls night! [picture of a shovel]
mutual 5: girls night! [picture of a shovel]
mutual 6: girls night! [picture of a shovel]
mutual 7: first date take her to the anatomical theatre
mutual 8: guys i thiunk ive been buried alive
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The most disrespectful thing a spider could do is construct a web that spans a sidewalk. One end is attached to a lamp post and the other to a bush or tree or building adjacent to the sidewalk. The thought of it is maddening…what an egotistical spider
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