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YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

NEW FRIEND HAD TO GO... :(

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NEW FRIEND HAD TO GO... :(

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Well, there are worse ways to be trapped.

Ah but if I'm to go home then I need to not be trapped.... How am I ever to get home with an ouppy in my lap...

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Yeah, apparently walked a long way and got there.

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

[A shaky photo of Fluffykins, really close to the camera, and next to them kind of drowning in fluff is Orion @synthetic-radiance seems pretty content as he usually is.]

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WOAH. NEW GUY IN TOWN!! TALL AND GLOWY!!! NEW FRIEND!!!!

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Maybe she was from your world and fell here too.

MAYBE??? I DONT THINK SO. SOMEONE CALLED HER "GLORIA" AND I DONT KNOW WHY BUT THAT FEELS FAMILIAR EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW A GLORIA!!!

I GUESS I KNOW ONE NOW THOUGH!!!

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HELLO HUMANS THE SQUIRRELS WITH THE BIG CHEEKS HAVE BEEN TAUNTING ME THIS DAY. I AM HAVING BERRIES THROWN AT ME.

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Do you want to meet her again?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!

I FEEL LIKE I KNOW OR KNEW HER. BUT NOT FROM WHILE I'VE BEEN HERE!!!

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OH OH OH OH BY THE WAY. I RAN ACROSS A GIRL THE OTHER DAY. KEPT CALLING ME A GOOD GIRL. ASKED HOW I WAS. I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS BUT SHE WAS VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME.

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Eat the berries to assert dominance.

I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS. THOUGH I AM VERY BAD AT CATCHING.

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HELLO HUMANS THE SQUIRRELS WITH THE BIG CHEEKS HAVE BEEN TAUNTING ME THIS DAY. I AM HAVING BERRIES THROWN AT ME.

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Hey Zacian, how do you feel about injecting radioactive isotopes?

WHAT'S AN ISOTOPE IS IT A FOOD IF ITS FOOD WHY WOULD I INJECT??? IS INJECTING WHAT THEY DO AT THE VETS OFFICE I DONT LIKE VETS.

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Magic anon!

A chicken squeaky toy appears.

[The squeaking can be heard all throughout Hammerlocke.]

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Diglett mail: a plush potato dressed up to look like a diglett

@diglett-anon

:O!!!!!!!!!

TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY TOY-

[This repeats for several paragraphs.]

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may i pet you, Zacian?

YES I LIKE PETS. THANK YOU

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That's good, you deserve those!

YAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!!!

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Hi! How are you? Made any new friends?

HI HI. YES HAVE BEEN MAKING FRIENDS!!! PEOPLE IN THE TOWN ARE BEING NICE AND GIVING ME TREATS. VERY GOOD. BURIED MY PHONE DEVICE FOR FUN AND FORGOT WHERE IT WAS FOR A WHILE! BUT I FOUND IT AGAIN!!!