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Dante and Vergil Sparda Random Relationship Headcanons (Unedited +Commentary)NSFW

Note: these headcanons are extremely inconsistent lmaoo

-Hugs-

Dante: bear hugs, rubs ur back and grabs ur butt I said what I said idk im tired

Vergil: pat on back if ur lucky, BUT if he is really tired/in the mood/ DRUNK he gives surprisingly warm hugs??? Like holds ur head and almost hugs u in a protective manner okay vergil pop off I guess

-How they show their affection-

Dante: teases a lot but like cutesy teases; pinches ur cheek/ruffles ur hair/pats ur head. Also shows his love by praising u when u do a good job on something tells u how much he appreciates u and can be EXTREMELY cheesy it’s kind of embarrassing but cute. also just a lot of pda in general and did I mention he will grab ur butt? Yeah he’ll do that

Vergil: he shows his affection more through actions rather than words. I feel like he will tell u stuff like “I saw a dead leaf on the ground and it reminded me of you” like what???? Ok vergil lol but it’s his way of showing that he does think of you and trust me he is always trying his best to leave a good impression on his s/o. He also shows his affection through bringing his s/o stuff that he finds interesting. Most importantly, he will teach u like how to fight and stuff I think or just train you but it comes from his love for u he just wants u to be safe. Idk really what to say for him cause like he did cut off his own sons arm so...

-How they kiss-

Dante: very passionate man, goes in for deep kisses and holds ur hips and hands all over obviously. tOnGuEs bAtTlInG fOr dOmiNanCe type beat but like I feel like on rare occasions where he might be more sad or serious where maybe he survived a really dangerous battle and he sees u after a while and really missed u he will give the sweetest kiss and just hold your face...otherwise he just gets wild lol. (BTW:he kisses frequently)loves to make out basically and u both are panting at the end of it

Vergil: didn’t kiss a lot in the beginning of the relationship, but he surprisingly kisses A lot more than the both of you expected after a while. WILL ask u to kiss him before he goes to fight or something cause he starts to believe ur some sort of good luck for him his kisses are also very passionate and nice, the type of kisses to leave u breathy not in a way where it was super passionate and crazy but like breathy but not panting if u know what I mean, like there r a a lot of soft breathes during the kiss? researches different types of kisses on google Ok basically after some research I have deducted that he will hold ur face while u guys kiss and they’re like soft kisses kind of like u kiss then pull back slowly and quietly then it gets more passionate as u go on. Doesn’t make out often let’s be honest tho

-Small habits-

Dante: pushes his hair back A LOT, and it’s funny cause he started doing it cause he thought it made him look hot but after some time like he can’t stop doing it my man could be bald and he would still try to push his non existent hair back. Also has a habit of grunting a lot (what an old man) just grunts a lot. OH he totally burps super loudly btw lmaoo. Also, he has a habit of rolling his head like stretching it kind of I just feel like he would. Random but Dante does a bomb British accent I just know it it’s super funny

Vergil: blinks a lot. Sometimes if he is unsure of something like that not super serious just kind of something silly he will blink a lot and it’s cute (if it was serious he would be in full focus swag using that diction of his like his life depends on it). Has a habit of using absolutely confusing words we been knew. Random: I feel like vergil gets colds really easily LMAOOOO like he’s so used to being sick (that’s why his voice is so gnarly)

- Things they like about their s/o-

Dante: butt need I say more. Jk jk he likes that their s/o can be sassy, makes him I feel like he is really into legs an u can just catch him staring at ur legs (and that booty). Yeah he is one of those guys but he still appreciates u on a deeper level.

Vergil: I think vergil would really appreciate it if his so was independent cause 1) he thinks it’s hot 2) it’s like him and he is hot 3) he’s not the type of guy to be with you all the time and be very attached (but when he is he is protective don’t forget that). Body part wise, he really likes your neck and upper chest area, thinks it’s very sensual

-What they would do if their s/o was sad or stressed-

Dante: he would try to make jokes and just make u laugh. He would also totally tell you funny stories, like he would make u lay down, maybe toss u a drink and tell u about a funny story while he puts ur legs on his lap and caresses them (king). Recommends u two watch something together as well and makes funny commentary to boost ur mood ( he also mentions that having segs is scientifically proven to release stress and ur like “Dante, now is not the time” and he’s like heheh just saying lmaoo)

Vergil: at first he doesnt really know what to do he’s just like go take a walk or something ur like but then later on I feel like sit down next to you and he would ALSO tell u a story (brothers think alike) but in his story he focuses less on making it funny and emphasizes the parts that make him sound cool lmaooo I feel like he would make u a tea or something honestly (he is a tea man i just know it ) OH he gives massages. Period. He gives BOMB massages like where’d u learn how to give bomb massages vergil???? Practiced doing them on the demons in hell???? Nah but fr he gives really good massages

-Pet names they would use-

Dante: he tries any name in the book (yes, he tried Apple of my Eye, Boo boo bear, honey bunches but like ironically) mostly uses babe, honey, darling, kid(heheheh, babygirl, PRINCESS and um yeah he’ll use those a lot. If u wanna get kInKierrr like during the devils tango he’ll call u like those names BUT if late say it’s been a long day and he lowkey feels kinda teasy might just call u his bitch IM JUST SAYING

Vergil: my love (this man lmaooo) again, in a more environment, he might call u a slut cause he’s mean like that or just ur name lmaoo (PLS I kinda hate this but he might be inclined to call u his slave girl bye he’s for the streets if that’s the case)

-What they smell like -

Dante: I SUCK when it comes to smell cause I never approach men enough to smell them so I’m just gonna say he smells kinda sweaty and also like a sweetish cologne scent but not so strong, kinda just has his own unique scent and it’s comforting

Vergil: again, I’m not too sure but I feel like he smells fresh and breezy. Kind of a coolish scent but I feel like he low key doesn’t smell like anything sometimes

-Smut/spicy stuff lol-

Dante: uhh he is a switch lol we all know it. He likes to see his so having a good time so honestly he will let them do what they want because like segs is segs and he’ll like it either way. Really gropey(?) and touchy so he’ll always be touching you holding your thighs holding ur booty the boobies just very handsy lolol. I think very breathy and like moany??, smirks a lot during it, kind of talks a lot like and he will praise u a ton (tell u u are doing great and say like positive affirmations) it’s gets rough I’m telling u and very sweaty and lots of sounds girl idk Goes fast EEEE this is so weird to write I need to calm down also I feel like he is more into giving then receiving? He like seeing his so having a good time

Vergil: ok this man is WILD I’m telling u. He likes to see u a MESS for him. He is a dom 1000% and would probably never bottom lmaooo like nope. He will make u cry out his name (lol are u proud of me mom) and yeah he goes in deep more than fast I think (only fast when he’s u know bout to bust ) he grunts a lot lmao. He does not praise if anything he just makes u ask or it and oh expect him to use his extensive vocabulary EVEN as he is literally breaking ur back puh lease vergil is such a show off. Not as touchy as Dante but he is very grippy, like Dante’s hands roam around a lot but vergil just holds tight and leaves lots of marks OH and he’ll like hold ur neck a lot lol. More into giving I think cause he feels like he is more in control ( mOree poweRRRRRR) Yeah lol idk what more to say.

-Fav position ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)-

Dante: he likes doggy I feel? Girl idk oh but I feel like he likes it when his so is against a wall kinda and their back is facing him and he is hitting it from behind. AGAIn he like all positions but he does like seeing ur backside a lot I feel. He also likes seeing u jumpy u know up and down everything bouncy so he does like cowboy a lot

Vergil: I feel like he likes doing it from the side? Do u know what I mean like ur both on ur side and he is behind and just hittin it??? (Maybe I’ve been too exposed to the internet to know this but I hope u get what I mean). I feel like he likes that a lot BUT he mostly does that in a more casual scenario. In a more pAssIonate session he likes missionary where he can see ur face and hear u clearly and has easy access to give ur marks and stuff I am so sorry if these r disappointing but I am afraid to search up sex positions lmaooo

-Aftercare-

Dante: again, u guys are panting and kind of just lay there al sweaty like wow that was great and I read this somewhere else but he would just be knocked out like he would fall asleep immediately lmaooo but if the session was really intense where u might need extra care he would probably fix a bath for the both of u and u would both wear robes and just have a fun chat while eating snacks or something lmaooo fun guy

Vergil: he would lay in bed with you on his shoulder and the post but clarity would get him weirdly sentimental I feel? He would talk about how great you are and he would face you and kiss u again and yeah. He would totally give u a massage too lol, and go get u some water or tea heheh

- What they do during the do (how they look, gestures, etc.) -

Dante: various expressions: smirking/ looking down at you with a pleased expression or like brows furrowed very focused....and satisfies lol. He gets very sweaty I feel (flashback to sweaty Dante from the DMC scenes heheh)

Vergil: very focused and serious, maybe kinda scowls a bit. When he gets close, a giant vain pops of on his forehead lmaoooo. He gets like shiny with sweat and yeah lol

-K!nk-

Dante: has a thing for hair pulling lmaooo also really into putting his fingers in ur mouth I think? Oh spit kink for sure spits a lot so yeah (random but I feel like he would totally suggest the idea of turning into a demon during segs and his so is just like ???? This man is willing to try anything lmaoo)

Vergil: has a kink for leaving marks and just being a hard dom. I feel like he lowkey likes going at it a lot and like will keep going even AFTER u just boosted so yeah he just likes u squirming lol. Also really likes the sound of u whimpering what a guy anything that makes him feel powerful

-Random imagine-

I feel like vergil once had a dream that his s/o was rIdIng he while he was sitting his his chair throne thing and ever since he really wants that to happen like it’s unlike him but he is just really into that idea lmaooo

- D Sparda

*edited by Virgin Sparda

Thank you for reading <3 I wrote these at like 12:00am lol sorry if they’re weird

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