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sid instantly going after the guy who shoved mack is soooo

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schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

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george: i really wanna see you party, i don't think i've ever witnessed such a thing

oscar: so where are we going tonight?

george: i feel horrendous right now so i'm hitting bed... don't join me there

oscar: yeah i'll leave you to that

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You know what would fix Monaco? Mandatory lego car usage

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day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

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George has had quite the weekend...

Fell over a podium in the paddock

Didn't feel comfortable in the car

Fell off a scooter in the paddock

Got out qualified by his foetus teammate for the first time

Got p4 sprint (good) - Alex had to be sacrificed to get it (bad)

Got out qualified by his foetus teammate for the second time

Did a massive trauma dump interview where he casually revealed his father abused him but its cool

Lost his phone in a lego car

Got said phone back smashed

Played demolition Derby with lego cars

Got a podium

Got pregnant (with baby or massive dump - he's not sure)

Got bullied by Red Bull trying to steal his podium while he still had tummy ache

End result: Came away with 23 points and a trophy, closed the gap to P3 in the WDC, extended the gap to P5

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Helena Janecic – "City Gals" series (2011-2012)

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women in motorsport + text posts (3/?)

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when you want him to ask for it real nicely while also maintaining a cool friends with benefits atmosphere in the bedroom

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oscar piastri has a 100% pole to win conversion ratio btw. that's my GOAT.

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*holds your face in my hands* listen to me. Mercedes is a femme. Red Bull is a butch. Ferrari is a girl you met at a club and she smiled at you and tilted your head back and poured tequila down your throat and you let her because of course you would look at her of course you'd do anything to make her smile and she giggled when you had tequila dripping down your throat and she sort of looked like she could kill you but she also sort of looked like to draw mortal blood near her would break her heart but she also sort of looked like she would cry gold tears but then she turned around and walked into the crowd and you ended up sitting on the side of the road looking at your reflection in a puddle in the stormwater drain and you never saw her again. And mclaren is a twink.

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a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

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women in motorsport + text posts (1/?)

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Radical wunk

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The Iron Dames win the 4H of Barcelona