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Unsuccessful Children's Books
A while ago, I noticed a list posted somewhere within the depths of the internet. This list had ten titles of (previously unpublished) inappropriate or “bad idea” children’s books. I figured, “well why the hell not? I could probably write some incredibly wrong, slightly dark and/or twisted children’s books!” So, here we are. The list that I saw was in this order: Strangers Have the Best…

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Because Why Not?
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So…I’m poor. Like, really poor. Although I currently make $12 an hour, I only work twenty hours per week. Out of that measly $240 per week, I am (for some reason) taxed at 10%. After social security, medicare, etc. are all take out, I’ve lost 20% of my pay. $240 has now become $192. I hate Oregon for taking 10% of my absolutely massive income, when right across the stupid river is Washington,…

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My Quest for a 'Thirty: Part II
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So, I may have found something. An e30 325i coupé. I’m going to look at it around 6pm today a few miles from where I’m living right now. I can’t wait to at least see it. According to the owner, its had some engine work (meaning in this scenario, “performance”), exhaust work, auto-cross suspension parts, and new paint. Apparently the interior has remained untouched, which could be a good thing or…

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#325i#auto-x#autocross#automotive#Bavarian#Bayerische#BMW#Cars#Cherokee#Dirty Thirty#e30#for sale#Jeep#Motoren#rally#Werke
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Yup. This is happening.

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
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Sunday morning cruise with the boy. #lazysunday #puppy #goodboy #doggo #carride #bmw #325i #e30 #godschariot #cars #portland #oregon #donpedros #breakfastburrito
#puppy#e30#goodboy#doggo#bmw#donpedros#portland#lazysunday#carride#cars#oregon#breakfastburrito#godschariot#325i
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Finally made an appearance at Portland Cars & Coffee on 10/14. #BMW #335 #E30 #zinnoberrot #cars #carsandcoffee #carshow #projectcar #respectyourelders . . Photo courtesy of @keqingsong. (at World of Speed USA)
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Minding my own business on the couch when a little cinnamon roll forces his way behind me... #dogsofinstagram #puppylife #snuggles #adoptdontshop #casitadouglas (at Portland, Oregon)
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Added a new family member last night, with help from @oregonhumane! His shelter name was Abbot, now going by Simon. And yes, we made him an Insta. Follow him at @simon_mutt. #doggo #adoption #SimonTheMutt #dog #puppy #oregonhumanesociety
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Another busy day in service with @justintikkala... #work #GandalfSax #memes #memesfordays #music #goodbeats
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Photo credit @jeremystanfield_. #BMW #325i #E30 #pnw #portland #cars #spotted (at Beaverton, Oregon)
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Project car and project house. Life is good. #cars #bmw #e30 #325i #projectcar #projecthouse #portlandoregon (at Portland, Oregon)
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New album dropping soon! 🔥🔥🔥💯👌🏻 #coworkers #fire #rappers #toowhite #boredatwork #newalbum #rapgods
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This is my life now... #homeownership #fixerupper #portlandhomes #casitadouglas (at Portland, Oregon)
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