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guys i need to rant about minecraft because the latest update with the happy ghast genuinely has me crying.

i just got my first ghastling and THE NOISES i am NOT OKAY. she is just a baby and she looks so. happy. and THE. NOISES. i love her she is my baby now

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made a picture i will use a lot

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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lasko calling dear baby and the domesticity of them living together and him feeling a little more free to curse around them and getting super excited when they say they want to play w the damn crew

i just like it i really love to see the subtle growth in laskos confidence throughout all of his audios and how it increased so much just by being w dear

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so to people that saw this quick update if you even care he made me chocolate chip pancakes this morning ??? and brought me tea ???

hey so random story i somehow ended up in Gael’s storyline?

walked into work, my manager was talking to a new hire in the back

coworker told me the new guys name, new guy has the same name as my ex boyfriend, it’s an average name so i think sure

i walk to the back to clock in and who is my manager talking to?

my ex boyfriend

also also without going into too much detail, we did not break up because we wanted to, it was more right person wrong time and that shit HURTS (and i also am still angry at him for reasons)

i am Gael except i work in a bar, not a tattoo shop

Omg you have the great misfortune of being in a romcom situation- they're much less fun in real life than the movies would lead you to believe

Good luck with everything!

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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wait does this mean i no longer have to pay more because of apple?

!!

Today is a good day

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Redacted fandom please stop editing and drawing David, Milo, HUXLEY, and Sam as twigs. Those are MEN. I want to see buff and hairy. Matter-of-fact, oil them up PRONTO.

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my emotional comfort fictional elf twink and his rly hot academic rival partner 🙂‍↕️🙏

some headcannons below the cut teehee

cyril has a really extensive hair care routine and normally doesn’t let anyone touch his hair. dove is an exception tho ofc and they learnt how to take care of his hair & brushes it for him every morning

cyril little spoon! he lays his head on dove’s chest and listens to their heart beat until he falls asleep :(( it’s also v comforting when he wakes up from nightmares </3

dove has sooo many pet names for cyril and he gets all shy and doesn’t let them use any in front of their colleagues. secretly he loves them tho

when they proof read each other’s work dove leaves little messages and doodles as ‘encouragement’… sometimes the encouragement comes in the shape of a 8=D doodle that their superiors may or may not have seen once…

also alternative caption for this post:

dove: cat got your tongue, pretty boy?

cyril: you—I—shit shit shit shit FUCK

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FOOL VEGA LMG AKEBANAJVFFNAJX EJS JSBWJABE RYEAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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quick doodle of my shaylas…behold my latest obsession 🖊️

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the thing is, sitting with your legs curled up underneath you is so so comfy. until it's not. and your feet and legs are numb and cramping. and this happens every time

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peepaw where are youuuu

Peepaw has mental illness and seasonal allergies

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To get through the angst I know is coming, I imagine the day when Cyril finds a box hidden in a draw somewhere in the house they share. And he just looks at it. Doesn’t open it. It could be earrings, could be something they bought for themselves, it could just be a stupid pretty box Dove decided to keep for god knows what reason.

But somehow, something inside of Cyril just knows.

And it just clicks inside of his head. Sure he’ll worry, he’ll overthink, he’s Cyril for god’s sake- but he immediately thinks to himself: “Yes.” “Yes, of course.” “In what world would I ever say no.”

And he’s in love. He sits down on their bed with that box in his hands. He is loved. He will be a fiancé. He will be a husband.

He’ll be Dove’s.

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''You're so sexy. My zipper keeps falling for you.'' Guy has said this to Honey many, many, many times, and they've held back a smile each time.

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porter?? tie that whore up