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was listening to die first by Nessa Barrett and realised that Cyril has to live with the knowledge that he’s gonna see Dove pass away.

he already knows he’s gonna have to learn to live without them, fall asleep without them, etc.

we all secretly hope we die first to avoid the pain of having to lose the person you fell in love with, don’t we? and poor Cyril just doesn’t get that hope because the only way he’s dying first is if something truly tragic happens (tbh with the current way things are going that’s definitely a possibility, but i’m trying to stay positive here)

ugh couples that have to deal with the pain of having a different lifespan will always hurt

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big bad wolf darlin’

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Sam Collins that gets on his knees and kisses Darlin's bruised and bloodied knuckles.

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so… uh.. not to be on the negative side but…

I’m absolutely positive that Bestie is going to die. May they rest in peace.

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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Spreading love is no longer working for me. I choose to spread fire.

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i definitely have a thing for kind but worried southern healers with listeners that aren’t great at keeping themselves safe and have had some bad experiences regarding vampires/essence eaters

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guys i need to rant about minecraft because the latest update with the happy ghast genuinely has me crying.

i just got my first ghastling and THE NOISES i am NOT OKAY. she is just a baby and she looks so. happy. and THE. NOISES. i love her she is my baby now

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made a picture i will use a lot

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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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lasko calling dear baby and the domesticity of them living together and him feeling a little more free to curse around them and getting super excited when they say they want to play w the damn crew

i just like it i really love to see the subtle growth in laskos confidence throughout all of his audios and how it increased so much just by being w dear

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so to people that saw this quick update if you even care he made me chocolate chip pancakes this morning ??? and brought me tea ???

hey so random story i somehow ended up in Gael’s storyline?

walked into work, my manager was talking to a new hire in the back

coworker told me the new guys name, new guy has the same name as my ex boyfriend, it’s an average name so i think sure

i walk to the back to clock in and who is my manager talking to?

my ex boyfriend

also also without going into too much detail, we did not break up because we wanted to, it was more right person wrong time and that shit HURTS (and i also am still angry at him for reasons)

i am Gael except i work in a bar, not a tattoo shop

Omg you have the great misfortune of being in a romcom situation- they're much less fun in real life than the movies would lead you to believe

Good luck with everything!

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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wait does this mean i no longer have to pay more because of apple?

!!

Today is a good day

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Redacted fandom please stop editing and drawing David, Milo, HUXLEY, and Sam as twigs. Those are MEN. I want to see buff and hairy. Matter-of-fact, oil them up PRONTO.

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my emotional comfort fictional elf twink and his rly hot academic rival partner 🙂‍↕️🙏

some headcannons below the cut teehee

cyril has a really extensive hair care routine and normally doesn’t let anyone touch his hair. dove is an exception tho ofc and they learnt how to take care of his hair & brushes it for him every morning

cyril little spoon! he lays his head on dove’s chest and listens to their heart beat until he falls asleep :(( it’s also v comforting when he wakes up from nightmares </3

dove has sooo many pet names for cyril and he gets all shy and doesn’t let them use any in front of their colleagues. secretly he loves them tho

when they proof read each other’s work dove leaves little messages and doodles as ‘encouragement’… sometimes the encouragement comes in the shape of a 8=D doodle that their superiors may or may not have seen once…

also alternative caption for this post:

dove: cat got your tongue, pretty boy?

cyril: you—I—shit shit shit shit FUCK