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THE ELEVATORS ARE BROKEN

Why are they like this

> “woah! No introduction with you, huh? Well, there’s a plethora of reasons! One, it would dislike you. Two, you might be wearing something it doesn’t like. Three,…”

> [the voice coming from the damaged speaker box goes on and on and on, you might be here all day at this rate.]

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hai!!

did you know that sometimes people mix up your name with normal guy's? for the longest time i thought manuel was his name! i learned the diffrence eventuallt tho lol :3

> “well, I can’t tell if I should be complimented by my name being mixed with [ REDACTED ]’s or not, I’ll take it as a compliment though!”

> [Manuel almost chuckled at that thought. Manuel, as you know, you can’t say Normal Guy’s real name.]

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Wait what happened to him?

> “Protag disappeared a while ago and I haven’t been able to contact him! I-…. Sigh, I just miss him.”

> [you could hear Manuel slightly scratching his neck as he said that. Manuel’s boyfri- best friend has been missing since roughly November.]

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Do you have feelings like Protag or are you like Coworker?

> “well, I’d say I have feelings like Protag!…. I miss him… but that’s beside the point!”

> [dear [ REDACTED ] do NOT get Manuel started on about Protag again.]

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What's your job? :P

> “well, I work as the only building maintenance and safety head!”

> [Manuel’s voice rings out through the elevator. Manuel had a little proud smirk on his face, not that you would know without that without my narration.]

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What's your opinion on the doppels?

> “oh, those folks! Their… a hand full when interacted with, but that’s to be expected when you’re locked in an elevator for an eternity!

>”They tend to make my job a bit harder, and Antag often tries to stab me if he get the chance. Colleague’s nice enough though, makes me feel bad for the poor fella.”

> [Manuel laughs a bit to himself before speaking again.]

> “interacting with them is better than being exposed to radiation though, I will admit.”

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MANUELLLLLL!

> “Hello! This is indeed Manuel from the building maintenance safety head, How may I help you~!”

> [the voice from the now semi-broken speaker rings out in the elevator in an singy-songy voice.]

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> [you could swear you could hear Manuel jumping up and down before sitting down and spinning in his chair.]

> “welp! That settles it! I’m gonna get dressed in an outfit that looks like a human and grab some stuff and head up there! I’ll see you in a few there, pal!”

> [and with that the broken speaker cuts out! I have to say, y’all have problems.]

> [you can hear the faint broken ring of a speaker, clearly it needed to be fixed up more.]

> [do you answer it’s broken cries?]

> [yes?]

> [no?]

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>[He slowly put his hand on the speaker, looking at it quietly and tilting his head]

>"h-hello?...-"

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> “I’ll be honest, I thought [ R E D A C T E D ] got to you! I couldn’t contact you or nothing! I- I thought I’d never hear from you again… but- but you’re here and I can hear you and see you and-!…”

> [you can hear him let out a long, happy sigh before running a hand through his hair. You’re pretty sure if Manuel could, then he’d lean into the touch. Manuel, you still can’t say Normal Guy’s name, although at this point, I think you’re just trying to spite him.]

> “I need to see if I can send you something! Yeah! If I could send you something, what would you like me to send you? Oh! I should visit you! Yeah-!”

> [Manuel takes a breath, Manuel was overjoy to actually hear you and see you.]

> “right, right, I’m getting carried away. Seriously though, if I can I’ll try to send you something or maybe even visit you, if the big guy isn’t still being a [ S E N S E R ] . Right, still can’t say that.”

> [you can hear the faint broken ring of a speaker, clearly it needed to be fixed up more.]

> [do you answer it’s broken cries?]

> [yes?]

> [no?]

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>[He slowly put his hand on the speaker, looking at it quietly and tilting his head]

>"h-hello?...-"

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> [you can hear a click and a long sigh before you can hear the voice ring out.]

> “hello, this is Manuel speaking from the building maintenance and safety head, how may I-… wait, is that-? It is!”

> [you can hear Manuel slam his desk slightly and stand up before sitting back down.]

> “Holy [ SENSOR ] I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD! You have no clue how much I thought you were permanently gone like….”

> [you were pretty certain that you could hear Manuel almost start crying, he wasn’t though so that was a plus.]

> “Never-mind that! How’ve you been, bud?”

> [you can hear the faint broken ring of a speaker, clearly it needed to be fixed up more.]

> [do you answer it’s broken cries?]

> [yes?]

> [no?]

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>[He slowly put his hand on the speaker, looking at it quietly and tilting his head]

>"h-hello?...-"

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> “HE CAME IN”

> [by he, Manuel means they]

Ooc: shake shake shake

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Are you alright?

> “I’m alright! Why wouldn’t I be?…”

> [Manuel was in fact, not alright, but who was he to tell other people that? After are all the things that are probably happening outside his ₱Ɽł₴Ø₦ office right now? He had no room to talk.]

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Ooc: I’ve never seen this I think but I don’t want anyone else to be affected by this!

@employee1618152017 @youneedthisjob @your-guardian-angel-forcas @unending-protag @un-favoredprotag @normalest-employeer and @full-timecoworker if you’re still around!

I’m sorry if I didn’t tag anyone else but I trust y’all can do that!

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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> [Manuel stared at his desk, another broken speaker box laying on it with the cords sprawled out. Here Manuel was, sat in the basement, LÖÇKÈÐ Úþ LÌKÈ Ä §LÄVÈ, when he could, no should be doing things with people, with his friends. It all pissed Manuel off for no fault other than his own.]

> [Manuel didn’t care in the moment, he just needed something to do.]

> [Manuel grabs the side of his desk and shoves it to the side, watching the things slide off and hit the floor, an empty coffee mug he had slipping off the edge and shattering on the harsh floor. Manuel grabs his shotgun from his wall and shoots his desk before aiming it up at a camera in the corner of the basement, one he knew he didn’t have access to, before shooting it and rendering it useless. Manuel shoots a wall near the door to his damned office before taking a moment to think. He just needed just a moment, just a moment, just a moment…..]

> [Manuel starts picking back up the room that he called his office in the basement.]

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> “same here! usually [ REDACTED ] tells me about these things!”

> [Manuel scratches the side of his neck, not that Anya could see that through the broken looking speaker that looked like it was from a completely different time area.]

> [Anya just walks in for the day and there was a 1970s looking speaker box that looked almost taped up to the wall, and crudely at that, must’ve been some joke from Jimmy or maybe the new one who’s name I totally know how to spell. Then it cut on with a layer of static on its voice, sounding male-ish.]

> “what the- where is this place-? Where am- excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am?? Where is this place??”

> [The male voice sounded just as confused as Anya probably was. it looked out of place.]

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[Anya stood, confused. First off, what was that thing? Second, why was it here? She hadn’t recalled seeing it ever, so why now? She spoke, just as confused]

“Uhm…we’re on the Tulpar, a spaceship... Who are you and what are you doing here??”

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> “oh, it’s [ REDACTED ] corporation!”

> [nope, still can’t say that, sorry Manuel.]

> “I’m the only building maintenance safety head.. well, really the only safety person in general!”

> [Manuel made that sound like it was a good thing and like he wasn’t underpriced if paid at all. From what Manuel could tell, she sounded slightly stressed, which was reasonable.]

> [Anya just walks in for the day and there was a 1970s looking speaker box that looked almost taped up to the wall, and crudely at that, must’ve been some joke from Jimmy or maybe the new one who’s name I totally know how to spell. Then it cut on with a layer of static on its voice, sounding male-ish.]

> “what the- where is this place-? Where am- excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am?? Where is this place??”

> [The male voice sounded just as confused as Anya probably was. it looked out of place.]

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[Anya stood, confused. First off, what was that thing? Second, why was it here? She hadn’t recalled seeing it ever, so why now? She spoke, just as confused]

“Uhm…we’re on the Tulpar, a spaceship... Who are you and what are you doing here??”

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> “oh-! Um- right-..”

> [that’s it Manuel, remember your manners.]

> “My name’s Manuel! And I have no idea! I don’t ever even get signals outside of the office building, nonetheless in a spaceship! so I’m just as confused as you are Ma’am!”

> [Manuel truly had no clue, heck he didn’t even know this lady! No offense. Surely this was a prank, right?]

> [Anya just walks in for the day and there was a 1970s looking speaker box that looked almost taped up to the wall, and crudely at that, must’ve been some joke from Jimmy or maybe the new one who’s name I totally know how to spell. Then it cut on with a layer of static on its voice, sounding male-ish.]

> “what the- where is this place-? Where am- excuse me, ma’am? Ma’am?? Where is this place??”

> [The male voice sounded just as confused as Anya probably was. it looked out of place.]

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[Anya stood, confused. First off, what was that thing? Second, why was it here? She hadn’t recalled seeing it ever, so why now? She spoke, just as confused]

“Uhm…we’re on the Tulpar, a spaceship... Who are you and what are you doing here??”

—🌸