#… yeah

[demaparbat-hp]

Almost

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

My headcanon is that when orcs hit puberty, instead of a sexual awakening and stuff their brain goes fuck or be fucked (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

[cactuslester]

gay shoe marriage

[britney-rosberg06]

The greatest impact f1 tumblr has had on my life is every time a minor inconvenience happens i say “classic carlos” to myself in the most horrendous bitchy australian accent i can muster

[saewokhrisz]

im afraid to announce these two have become my recent obsession..

[loveyouanyway]

thank you @shyaudacity for your amazing post <3 i might make one with him in a muscle tank if i can find a good picture!!

[spyruce]

help girl they gave my British man drugs and turned him american

[poppy-metal]

watched challengers today and I’m so exited to be able to understand your posts about it now!! 💖‼️

need art to make love to me the way only a lover obsessed with you so much he'd give every part of himself away to you without asking for anything back, not even your love. need his tight pink nipples brushing against my own as he moves his hips so minutely its like we haven’t separated an inch, he isn't even moving in and out, just a steady rocking fullness that makes me ache so much my eyes roll back into my skull. need to grip his waist and beg for it faster and have him kiss my forehead and keep his lips pressed there as his hips do as i plead and fuck me faster, keeping me pinned under him - though it feels more like being held than pinned.

need patrick to lay down the nastiest pipe the kind of dicking that makes me hate myself like genuinely leaves me pondering on myself and my choices, for the way I'd let him use my pussy like a cocksleeve. the way I'd spit and gripped onto him and flesh out of him that i have under my fingernails the next day from how hard i was clawing at his forearm that he had locked around my throat as he punched in and out of me so hard I'd have gone flying off the bed had he not had me in a chokehold essentially, grunting the the nastiest shit in my ear that should make me sick but instead i just cum.

[yourlocaltoad]

Would be so silly if they were both alive

[poisonedfate]

bbc merlin - 04x02 The Darkest Hour, Part II

give lancelot back to him

[wurstigdurstig]

all her friends have terrible taste (x)

[sprinklesharkie]

the fact that joel says "yet" kills me

[1driedpersimmon]

Mystery Stranger adventures in the source, and Sesame Kaiien adventures on the First (happening at the same time heh)

[jtargaryen18]

When his mouth blazed a trail across your cheek to your neck, you took a deep breath. You needed him with the same desperation, but the two of you had to talk first. Carefully, you worked your hands between you, trying to gently push him back.

"Nuh-uh," he muttered against the sensitive skin of your throat, the brush of his beard pushing your own desire even higher. "Later."

[marthawrites]

I was microdosing on Ewan Mitchell aaaall weekend because my lil ol' heart can only take so much 🥵🥹 That being said, I'm going to repeat one of my favorite phrases I've learned from this site:

I am no better than a man

Ladies it's been a pleasure going insane with you all and I sincerely pray for our collective blood pressure when, at his next event, he comes out in something even more scandalous than a mesh shirt with a frilly neck and leather jacket 🥴

I'll defs be reblogging some of my faves once my brain cools off!

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

spop antis: explains in detail why c//a is incestuous, CANON proof and receipts included, written by the creators themselves

c//a stans: haha you’re DUMB if you think catra and adora are sisters, you’re probably an only child who has no experience with romance or siblings, they kissed in the finale so they couldn’t POSSIBLY be sisters