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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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whats wrong with you

whatever you want

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In honor of World Dracula Day I present some Dracula Paper Dolls. It celebrates the date Bram Stoker's novel Dracula was first published in 1897.

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Sometimes Bank Robber #5 will get the drop on one of the Bats and instead of helping, the rest of them will just stand off to the side encouraging the criminal.

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Red Hood: Hit 'em with an upper cut! Now!! Finish him!!!!

Spoiler: He's got a bruise on the back of his left knee! Aim for the left knee!!!

Robin: Your form is sloppy. Widen your stance and push your body into your punches.

Nightwing, 75 hours of no sleep, getting his ass kicked by a random mugger: Would you guys do something???

Red Robin, videotaping: We are.

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If the random criminal manages to knock a Bat out, then the others take them to Batburger before dropping them off at jail. This has only happened once.

Tim claims it's cause he had sepsis. Jason says Tim's a coward.

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you there. the person who claims to be a hater for fun. are you actually having fun or are you recurrently making yourself miserable looking at things you dont like

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when something has obvious influences and references other things and i like it then it is intelligently intertextual. when something has obvious influences and references other things and i dont like it then it is derivative

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no but as cheesy as it was the train scene in spiderman 2 is truly untouchable. spider man risks his life (again) for his city, and prevents a train from going off the rails, but passes out from exhaustion. four hands come up from behind him, and pull him into the train. the passengers look down at him, his mask off, and comment about how he’s just a kid. you can see it in their faces. he’s not familiar. he’s not memorable. he could have been any one. they give him back his mask, and help him to his feet. 

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continuing 2 lose it

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it’s awesome how we have unlimited chances to become a better version of ourselves

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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????

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Puts my gun on the table everyone groans cuz it has to be used before the night is over and now everyone knows its act 1

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i feel very stongly that elizabeth 100% would have sworn darcy to eternal secrecy about the fact that he had already proposed once unsuccessfully when she accepted, solely bc you just KNOW mr collins' smug ass would be like, "oh ho ho! huh! so apparently it IS the usual with young ladies to reject the addresses of the man whom they secretly mean to accept when he applies for their favor! hm! interesting!" and then she would be honor-bound to leap over lady catherine's dining table and strangle him

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crazy how every time a female character gets cliche misogynistic writing we have to explain to people again that fictional characters are not real and do not choose things for themselves.

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Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

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I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public

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my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin