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So me and my sis were talking, and we decided to make a list of good stereotypes for lgbt kids, because fuck it why not?

Gays: Has a hipster style without actually being a hipster, likes old-style music about romance (think Frank Sinatra era), give them a bf please they just want to make out on a beach or under a bridge or some shit, drinks a fuck ton of coffee but refuses to go to Starbucks because “debora I’m broke I can’t afford $8 coffee”, considers Love, Simon to be their bible, likes winter because warmth and ice-skating, lmao math is their downfall, GAY JOKES 24/7, acts petty for laughs but are actually really fucking sweet people.

Favorite Shoes: Either Vans or some classy dress shoes

Lesbians: They are literally either fashion icons or disasters, no in between. Absolute queens when it comes to lipstick, WORSHIP HAYLEY KIYOKO, they love strawberries for some reason???? Powerful when they work together. Absolutely gorgeous whenever they play either the bass, drums, or ukelele. They will always be 100% prettier than you, because they always pull off the either absolutely put together, color-coordinated look, or sporty messy buns and glasses but in like a bunny way. Soft to those they love, but will fuck up anyone else. Nail polish constantly on point.

Favorite Shoes: Bomb-ass High Heels, or Vans aswell

Bi/trans folk: both are at the same level of pissed off because they’re constantly being erased and/or misrepresented like CRAZY. Leather jackets, messy hair, blaring music at full volume because they don’t owe the world shit. Actually really scared that no one will ever love them, but plays it off as if it’s nothing. INCREDIBLY LOYAL, but only to a few people. Incredible writers. Lives on Netflix, and they constantly watch either Riverdale or Supernatural. Loves either NYC, Chicago, or LA. HATES Trump and will be heard complaining loudly at 3:00 am. FALL OUT BOY. Idk if it’s just me, but I feel as if bi and trans people should form an alliance and take over the world.

Favorite Shoes: JORDANS OR CONVERSE.

(Edit: guys I wasn’t trying to offend when I put bi and trans folks together, I did that because I always felt as if the two related to each other when it came to being a widely known but terribly represented identity. I’m not saying they’re the same, but in terms of representation struggles there are similarities, and I just always thought bi and trans folk got along really well.)

Pan: Pastel/Sunshiny GODS. Legit are some of the best fucking people you’ll meet, because they don’t judge at ALL. Absolutely adore Brendon Urie, smiling 24/7, really not that much into arguing but will be willing to throw hands if it gets really bad, very fair people, LOVE BRIGHT COLORS, and can rock aesthetics. Gets along crazy well with bi folk, reads ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Makes pan jokes 24/7, don’t know how to be on time for their life’s worth (trust me, I know a couple and time management doesn’t apply to them)

Favorite Shoes: legit whatever’s nearby

Ace: Edgelords™. Way to sarcastic for their own good, makes the same ace pun for 5 days, tends to wear darker colors, would rather eat McDonalds than talk about sex. Loves dragons????? And space?????? Good friends to have around, either good reasoning and clear responses, or absolute messes who stay up till 4:00 am. Constantly plots world domination yet are too lazy to actually put the plan into motion, takes “bros before hoes” as their life motto, lives for moodboards and headcannons, really fucking loves Venom and laughs at the fact that people ship Eddie with Venom, but not in like a mean way, in like a “sure you do you” way.

Favorite Shoes: Nikes? Idk they aren’t picky about shoes

Nonbinary/genderfluid: Can be chill but are constantly on the cusp of defensiveness, because people like to give them shit for what they identify with. Also sarcastic as hell, fiercely proud of themselves and are filled with self-positivity so it’s hard to bring them down. Very clever, and very funny, and will do the opposite of what you say, especially if you’re being an asshole. Loves basically every color, fucking adores either Hamilton or My Chemical Romance, and main apps are either YouTube or Tumblr. LOVES THOMAS SANDERS, and tend to be on the artsy side.

Favorite Shoes: They are too powerful for shoes

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Cinderella’s dress, shoes, and hairband change color with your blog!!

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#pansexual king of the clouds

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Wonderful Life // Bring Me The Horizon

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me @ all my mutuals

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TO ANYONE WHO FEELS LIKE SHIT

psst....... I love you and care for you and want you to get better. just look in the mirror and say “I can do it today, I can make it today.” it gets better eventually. just trust that it will and find the bright side of everything you can. if your day is shit brush it off- its not worth obsessing over when you have so many more days ahead of you that will be wonderful. just live as much as you can. if you have anything you need to get off of your chest talk.to.me. I will help you as much as I can if I can. just breathe.

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I want to die... or sleep. Doesnt matter to me

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Omg she's a fucking queen

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Omg she's a fucking queen

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Omg I love this

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OHMYGOD He’s so cute

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OMFG

I’m watching MacGyver and just screamed the loudest, most girly scream, because Crowley is on MacGyver.

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I’m such a fuckup.

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I need to rant but I feel like no one will even care