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1. The Stick

2. A Buddha who's seen some shit

3. PAIGE NO

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"Live long enough and you become the villain" and all that, but I wasn't expecting Tori Belleci to be pro AI. It's extra weird, because he's used it a couple of times to make a virtual Kari say some weird things on their podcast.

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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i just listened to all the music thats ever been. my favorite was a song a little girl sang to her cat in greece in 1286. my second favorite was from a ceremonial performance in modern day ethiopia, from 22000 bc. i also liked STEELY DAN.

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I just got a notification for an upcoming event called "Nihilistic Violence Tour," so that's something.

I'm not into metal, but I have a friend who plays in a band and always sends show invites to everyone. That means now and then I'll have an event notice pop up that says something like "420 PARTY WITH STAB WOUND, KILL THEM ALL, AND SCREAMING DEATH AT SASQUATCH SMOKE SPOT." I'm not sure if that's better or worse than seeing I have a dentist appointment.

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Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

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30-Song Guess Your Age Quiz

Fwiw, they thought I was MANY years younger than I am. Just made me feel good all over. 😊

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Hip Hop Party and Event Flyers

"The Cornell Hip Hop Collection features more than 500 party and event flyers ca. 1977-1984. This is the largest known institutional collection of these scarce flyers, which have become increasingly valued for the details they provide about early Hip Hop culture."

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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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Me as a teen: It's going to be so weird when the bands I like are doing nostalgia tours. Me now: Most of the concerts I see are for bands that were popular when I was a baby, because they're the only tickets I can afford.

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undercover spring 2005 self-eating dress

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because sharks are smooth their skin reduces drag