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I tried Comic Caption Swapper, and was immediately greeted with this gem.

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The former Looker's Derby / King's Derby Restaurant of Idaho Springs, Colorado closed in the early 2000s after over 70 years in business. Today, the building has been renovated and reopened as a Napa Auto Parts.

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Got a new cotton long-sleeve shirt. Trying it on was difficult: it clearly hadn't been worn, because the button holes were really stiff. It was sewn really well, and had a split yolk with a perfectly matched pattern. I noticed a small tag on the bottom saying it was made in the U.S. with imported fabric. Payed $4. Get home, look up the brand's website... THREE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS.

One of the most fun parts about thrifting is finding something you really like, realizing it's still on sale new, and looking up the price. Sometimes, you think "Yeah, I would actually go buy that." Other times, it's "IT'S HOW FUCKING MUCH?!" This post is inspired by a pair of wool pants I bought last week that sell for more than any other piece of clothing I own, including my hiking shoes and my sunglasses.

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blocked someone for having "strong opinions" on how much they hate tofu . she isnt a joke to me thats my fucking wife youre talking about

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If dumb shitty AI ads for fake bullshit weight loss garbage really wanted me to be scared of being fat then they shouldn’t be doing it with the most beautiful fat women the world has ever conceived

First off Hot Damn. Secondly what the fuck is a cortisol belly, that means nothing. Thirdly all “intermittent fasting” is free, dipshit, it’s called not fucking eating. You morons. You absolute assclowns

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praying to st Anthony to help me find my vibrator

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I honestly can't believe people don't know about this. It's how DeLorean owners have kept their cars shiny. If you want your Cybertruck to keep its finish in top condition, you need to scrub it with a combination of saltwater and lemon juice.

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I’m nonbinary by the way

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Relevant Mitchell and Webb sketch

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

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For @shiftythrifting - recent spottings at Goodwill in Hillsboro/Bethany Oregon.

Root cause of most modern problems music.

Spooky season? Now it’s skypoo season!

And a spotting of a cock poop plate in the wild.

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praying your reblog of that post about proshippers is you saying you don’t care if people ship weird age gaps or have 2 canonically straight characters in a gay relationship, and not you saying you don’t care about pedophilic ships/bestiality ships because from my experience most “proshippers” are talking specifically about pedophilia/bestiality

I have a full time job and a home with a mortgage to pay. If someone wants to ship Mufasa with Mario and have Mario get dicked down National Geographic style, that does not impact me or anybody, actually.

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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Via @thesleeperssleep over at Bluesky: "I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see"