#steamed hams

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Wednesday, December 6.

At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country?

Localized entirely within this blog? Well, yes. You better believe it. Unlikely as it may seem, Aurora Borealis is here. It is big, bright, and brilliant, and we have confined it entirely within the cosmos of this series of digital communications, for your viewing pleasure. So why not take some well-deserved time out this Wednesday, December 6, to marvel at the mysticism and wonder bestowed to us by the natural world. Don't say we don't spoil y'all. 

@prinnay

And while you're at it, please indulge yourself in quote possibly the finest one minute and eleven seconds ever to air on television, inspired by the magnificence of The Northern Lights, and, of course, steamed hams.

You can also find the complete transcript here for the sole purpose of memorizing each line verbatim, and reciting it to impress friends, family, and strangers alike. 

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[hellsitegenetics]

This blog is amazing i am obsessed. Could you do the steamed hams Simpsons bit?

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Closest match: Athrips mouffetella genome assembly, chromosome: Z Common name: Dotted Grey Groundling

[the-legged-one]

COLUMBO IN:

"Now let me get this straight Skinner, you call hamburgers Steamed Hams?"

"It's a reigonal dialect lieutenant, Steamed Hams is what we used to call hamburgers in upstate New York"

"Now that's strange because my wife's from Utica and i've never heard her use the phrase 'Steamed Hams' before"

"Well it must be some sort of Albany expression then"

"Albany huh I'll have to look into that. Now you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled?"

"Could we get going Columbo, I've had a busy day and I have no more time for your pointless small talk"

"One more thing Seymour, what is happening over there?"

"Um, Aurora Boreali"

"Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within this parking lot?"

[papapandashipyards]

Falke: "GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE?" Adler: "Aurora Signalis!"

[figmentjedi]

Mechagodzilla hopes Godzilla is ready for an unforgettable luncheon

[onesunofagun]

[askzloyxp]

Throwback to the horrible Steamed Hams Hermitcraft Doujinshi I drawn while on stream years ago

[beesmygod]

22 short films about morioh

[autumndasher]

[shao-kahn-bot]

Well Reiko, I made it. Despite your directions.

[muzzable]

Oh! That isn't smoke; it's steam! Steam from the new game we're having!

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