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Along with my headcanon that Crosshair is the youngest, this is how I feel he would act.

Crosshair, when Hunter is worried about him doing something he wants to do: Stop acting all protective Hunter, I’m not a baby! 🤬

Also Crosshair, the second he is asked to run an errand he doesn’t want to run: You’re seriously going to make ME, the batch baby, do this all by myself? 🥺

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Hunter: Don’t fill up on bread; that’s how they get you.

Crosshair: No, that’s how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden.

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Okay but can I say something for a minute?

I’m kind of rambling here, but I had always headcanoned Crosshair as an extreme perfectionist, simply because you don’t reach the level of skill that he has without being one, especially if that’s literally ALL you’ve been bred and trained to do and it’s been drilled into you that it’s your only purpose and the thing that makes you special and the only thing that gets you positive attention from an authority figure. I see a lot of myself in Crosshair, and I’ve projected a lot of my shit onto him, but this was something that I felt very strongly about.

To see that being validated in Season 3 has been both amazing and also so hard, because I feel like I truly feel what he’s feeling. Honestly, it helped me with some of my own personal shit regarding purpose and then finding your way when that purpose you’ve had drilled into you is suddenly shattered and/or taken away.

Sorry I’m just rambling since it’s pretty late but yeah I just wanted to share my thoughts because I’ve been thinking nonstop about his line about close not counting for a sniper and it’s only a hit or a miss.

Edit: Just to be clear, when I say “authority figure”, I’m referring to the Kaminoans, not Hunter or any of his other brothers. They actually make him feel like he’s more than his “purpose” and that he’s a person who matters, but that’s a whole other thing. I just wanted to make that clear.

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Crosshair: What’s it like having no drip?

Hunter: What’s it like having no ass?

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Omega: Crosshair can you sing me a lullaby?

Crosshair: Sure.

Crosshair: 🎶When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city…🎶

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Crosshair, drunk af: Oh my God it’s bisexual lightning!

Hunter: Crosshair that’s the POLICE!

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Hunter: Don’t fill up on bread; that’s how they get you.

Crosshair: No, that’s how they get YOU, coward. I will bankrupt this Olive Garden.

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Fives: Do you eat your banana with or without the shell?

Rex: Wait, what-

Hardcase: I prefer mine with the shell.

Rex, pulling out his comm: Hello yes, is this the Coruscant Guard? I need to report a crime.

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A concept: Fox holding his coffee and data pad, with a bunch of CG shinies trailing behind him like a bunch of ducklings.

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Fox: Turn around!

Quinlan: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round

Fox: TURN AROUND!

Quinlan: Every now an-

Fox: *tases Quinlan*

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Hunter: Omega said a bad word in class today.

Echo: Where the fuck did she learn that from?

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Hunter: Omega said a bad word in class today.

Echo: Where the fuck did she learn that from?

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Hunter: Omega said a bad word in class today.

Echo: Where the fuck did she learn that from?

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Wrecker, groaning: I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Crosshair: I feel great. I ran a 5k this morning.

Wrecker: Really?

Crosshair: No, I threw up in the shower.

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Wrecker, groaning: I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Crosshair: I feel great. I ran a 5k this morning.

Wrecker: Really?

Crosshair: No, I threw up in the shower.

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not queer baiting. not burying my gays. but a secret third thing (whatever tf misha collins is doing)

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