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OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.
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In summer, cyclists in the countryside use lotus leaves as UV-protective face masks.
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OP is a film & TV makeup artist and demonstrates transformative contouring techniques to alter facial features. (cr 褰辫鍖栧甯堟湪瀛愭▕)
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OP: How good do you need to be to sing on the streets
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"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time
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Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
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hey genuine question why do people put that fucking water filter over screenshots. just post them. fuck you.
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"you caught me unawares" more adjectives聽should end in plural. you caught me undecideds
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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