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....can I touch wings on head?

"Of course, dawling~"

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@tele-and-pspsps

My favorite nicknames for Telemachus that I've seen in the fandom until now (because none of us can spell):

Telemarketer

Telemarketing

Telephone

Teleporter

Telegram

Telepheric

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"Congrats, but how…?"

your little boyfriend is pregnant…

“My boyf… HERMES?!”

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"YOU GOT ANOTHER VERSION PREGO?!"

your little boyfriend is pregnant…

“My boyf… HERMES?!”

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@teddybear-suitor

I curse you. You must now wear this for 5 asks (feel free to ignore)

Gift for @messymoonmad

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@tele-and-pspsps

I’ve been meaning to draw them for a while ngl :b So enjoy these silly lil Telemachus and Peisitratus drawings. Ppl be sleeping on these two fr! I will not have this erasure happen any longer >:[ /silly /nsrs

Non-colored doodles:

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*boops nose and runs off like a gremlin*

He giggled, the tip of his tongue sticking out after being booped. Like a cat.

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@teddybear-suitor

Smirks😈

The others are next I’m dragging them to my sketchbook.

Lmao I already drew the bear one I think

Oh yeah I did

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Could you do Cg!EPIC!Hermes??

- @the-angels-safe-haven 🩵

Cg! Hermes - Epic stimboard!

Hiya! Making this known now but I won't be taking any EPIC headcanons or fic requests yet! Usually I would just research about it and see what I can do but I will be watching EPIC eventually and don't wanna spoil it for myself so all I will do is stimboards until then, my apologies. When it gets added to the list of fandoms I do is when I'll start doing headcannons. Also I think Hermes has some form of connection to snakes? But I have a crippling fear of them so-

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"Your owl is lovely, darling. May I pet them?"

He held out his hand, but didn't touch the plushie without permission.

rp starter: little owl

Athena sat curled up in a chair, with a blanket around herself and her crutches leaning next to her. She had made herself quite a lot smaller, her height probably matching that of a toddler, or a young child at most.

She tightly held the knitted owl plushie - gifted to her by Artemis - in her arms, nibbling on its wing.

(tags: @lady-of-the-hunt19 @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @hermes-of-olympus and anybody else :3)

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(Bro,what did you think would happen???)/ooc

Chat my family is making Valentine’s Day cookies and I’m not allowed to have ANY of them

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@a-bit-dangerous @best-dressed-on-mt-olympus

The manwhore au, but it's actually Hermes talking all the time about Odysseus.

"oh yeah that's MY great grand son. I'M breeding mortals so handsome even gods want to fuck them. Thanks to MY genes."

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@king-of-the-fish

Poseidon: See you messed with my son and now I am going to FUCK YOU!!!

Odysseus: …

Hermes: Well this just got interesting!

The cyclops: It’s fuck you up dad…

Poseidon: Wait what did I say?

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Hermes pressed his lips together before he chuckled softly. He ruffled her hair. "Ah…What I mean to say is what are you thinking about? You seemed to be lost in thought."

rp starter: little owl

Athena sat curled up in a chair, with a blanket around herself and her crutches leaning next to her. She had made herself quite a lot smaller, her height probably matching that of a toddler, or a young child at most.

She tightly held the knitted owl plushie - gifted to her by Artemis - in her arms, nibbling on its wing.

(tags: @lady-of-the-hunt19 @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @hermes-of-olympus and anybody else :3)

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"Did no one tell you not to chew on your toys, owlet?" Hermes leaned over the chair with a small smile, his head tilted like a cat. He moved in front of the seat and sat on his knees. "What has your mind captured today?"

rp starter: little owl

Athena sat curled up in a chair, with a blanket around herself and her crutches leaning next to her. She had made herself quite a lot smaller, her height probably matching that of a toddler, or a young child at most.

She tightly held the knitted owl plushie - gifted to her by Artemis - in her arms, nibbling on its wing.

(tags: @lady-of-the-hunt19 @god-of-smithing-and-cozy-vibes @hermes-of-olympus and anybody else :3)

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@dark-side-of-the-moon-ody

Ody, tell your friend.

"Hello, Lord Dionysus! I'm here to ask on behalf of two lovebirds. They want a bun in the oven within three days if you know what I mean. Could you help make it happen? You are the god of fertility…"

UHHHHH

...

Hold let me...

-Ye old google search-

...

Sweet cheese and crackers that is one of my domains! I totally forgot about that. I thought that was Persephone's thing.Sure man. Go nuts. Consider yourself blessed? Go... uh... each of you cut off a lock of your hair, braid it together, plant it under a grape vine, boom, baby.

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"I look good, dawling~"

Hermes and the Infant