hermesholymoly

[hermesholymoly]

hello, old friend! need any help?

ohh so Manhattan isss in new York. my bad guys i thought it was in missouri.

this is gonna be a hell of an eventful christmas eve.

[hermesholymoly]

making stu do kareoke in a skirt.

also dont tell athena i said this.... me and tatum are gonna make her dance.

[hermesholymoly]

good news? your boyfriend stu is strong. it doesn't look like he'll die any time soon-

oh gods... sorry, just got updated. lokis on billys side. ts be looking like olympus vs the Titans part 2.

i miss you. im sorry. :(

- @mermaidstuey

just... come home.

[hermesholymoly]

hi, hermes here. i blessed him a while back, but hes...weak right now. i dont know who the FUCK billys been blessed by but hes... strong. olympus is dealing with the situation now... currently we've just figured out circe, calypso and hades helped billy, but there has to be more.

i miss you. im sorry. :(

- @mermaidstuey

just... come home.

[hermesholymoly]

okayy but like??? idk u remind me of him

also your not pancake polites :3

how do i react when hermes tells me i remind him of THE Odysseus, aka the guy who threw a baby off a roof and literally drowned over 100 sirens???😰

i always thought of myself as a polites person in fairness

[hermesholymoly]

holy moly what in the olympus happened to stu??? he looks half dead

holy fuck is he dead????

[hermesholymoly]

heya, kiddo. here, have some alcohol!

don't tell zeus okay BAIII😁😁

oh god im literally sleeping and ive just realized

im a fucking boykisser.

im SO cooked bro WHAT

[hermesholymoly]

okay good luck bro im gonna give stu drugs as well 😎

oh also i wanted to add im the messenger from earlier those chocolates are NOT from me!!

there from some strange guy covered in scars. idk his name i just give things to people 😎😎

ohh okay.

[hermesholymoly]

yeah, good luck man. im gonna give stu alcohol so its even funnier because us gods are bored as fuck, the only gods actually unbored today is zeus and hades.

oh also i wanted to add im the messenger from earlier those chocolates are NOT from me!!

there from some strange guy covered in scars. idk his name i just give things to people 😎😎

ohh okay.

[hermesholymoly]

yeah, though apparently im not allowed to tell you who gave ya em

also... is that guy uh... stu or whateva... talking to himself?? i can literally hear him like freaking out and idk man i think hes crazy anywho Baiiiii!!!!

oh also i wanted to add im the messenger from earlier those chocolates are NOT from me!!

there from some strange guy covered in scars. idk his name i just give things to people 😎😎

ohh okay.

[hermesholymoly]

not a college boy talking down to a literal god of messaging and thieves

@derek-felt, @randyfuturedirector, @heres-mickey

i'm a demigod. hi. my specific power set isn't related to my mom or dad, but through my dad's trauma, i can control people with my voice. you'll know when it happens.

my parents have a tumblr blog: @xinghopescollective. also, randy's met my siblings on @vachon-children, so there's that, too.

[hermesholymoly]

nah thats zeus's job. i guess i just run around giving messages to the other gods and help some people journey into the underworld. but other then that, nah.

i mean athena literally hangs out with some fucking prince-child all day and thats kinda sad

@derek-felt, @randyfuturedirector, @heres-mickey

i'm a demigod. hi. my specific power set isn't related to my mom or dad, but through my dad's trauma, i can control people with my voice. you'll know when it happens.

my parents have a tumblr blog: @xinghopescollective. also, randy's met my siblings on @vachon-children, so there's that, too.

[hermesholymoly]

nah. there hasnt been many god games in a while. and the last time that happened, my bestie athena almost DIED and then a mortal stabbed posiedon 600 times WITH HIS OWN WEAPON??

but that was like ages ago so yk now everything is boring

@derek-felt, @randyfuturedirector, @heres-mickey

i'm a demigod. hi. my specific power set isn't related to my mom or dad, but through my dad's trauma, i can control people with my voice. you'll know when it happens.

my parents have a tumblr blog: @xinghopescollective. also, randy's met my siblings on @vachon-children, so there's that, too.

[hermesholymoly]

for real! like why would gods be on tumblr!/sarcastic

@derek-felt, @randyfuturedirector, @heres-mickey

i'm a demigod. hi. my specific power set isn't related to my mom or dad, but through my dad's trauma, i can control people with my voice. you'll know when it happens.

my parents have a tumblr blog: @xinghopescollective. also, randy's met my siblings on @vachon-children, so there's that, too.

[hermesholymoly]

//yeah the greek god lore thing popped outta NOWHERE i just have a strong epic the musical hyperfixation

// can someone give me a summary of whatever the fuck is happening in the scream rp community because i very much do not follow the rp lore or whatever but WOW i've seen some posts that i need context for WHAT IS GOING ON

[hermesholymoly]

...nah... im not in your head. look, you can high five me and everything. its awesome. and we dont really use adderall, drugs like that dont really work for us. like we cannot get high or overdose or anything. i could chug a whole bottle of melatonin and be fine

I'm going crazy. That's it!! I'm out of my mind!!! I need to go to the doctor....

[hermesholymoly]

three gay people surrounding them now.

...is he dead?