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The Count of Monte Cristo (the book) has such a funny version of the dracula problem. In the first third of the book we, the readers, get a very detailed picture of how Edmond Dantes gets his whole life ruined, becomes the Count of Monte Cristo, and concocts the most convoluted revenge plot in literature. But after that, the book switches over to the perspective of characters that did not read the first third of the book and broadly misapprehend the Count's deal and what kind of book they're in. There's even a character that straight up thinks the Count is a vampire.
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'hey so what's the plot of Count of Monte Cristo?'
The plot:

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Ritsuka in year 1 of FGO having the first nightmare since the Prison Tower event
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breast reduction surgery for ho'olheyak
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im not kidding by the way melon22 did make the same fucking joke

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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I bet it feels so good to be a visual novel character and change to a drastically different sprite for emphasis during conversation
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the phrase "contact your senator" is a bit like "pray to god for help"
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