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I get that the new world is struggling to be born but can we get an epidural or something

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

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Affirmations

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I've heard a lot of shit during my crafting life but is it just me or does "you must be really patient" make your eye spasm? Like, sure I'm doing the same thing over and over again for a larger goal but consider this: a patient person wouldn't need something occupy their hands with in lieu of throwing them at everyone who says something idiotic, would they?

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Today’s Bisexual Character of the Day is: this clothing advert

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Gender essentialism is still cringe if it is directed against cis people btw. Ive basically had someone say to me that cis people are biologically incapable of understanding less normalized gender identities because "their brains work differently". If anyone has this opinion please come forward now so i can block you thank you. The reason cis people dont understand gender in the same way trans people do is because trans people are naturally more exposed to the discussion about gender because we have to think about it a lot. Cis people, who have never doubted their identity, obviously dont think about it as much, if at all.

Cis people arent inherently more stupid than us, or less capable of talking about gender on a biological level. What would that even look like???

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hold on something just happened

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Just wait untill my 6 tumblr mutuals hear about this

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I love when I have a idea ("what if there was a playable version of this common instrument that was made of ceramics?") that seems very hard/labour intensive to actually try and then it turns out someone has already done. And it even looks nice, far nicer than what I could have made.

http://www.ceramicsguitars.com/

"Sometimes in my job I need to leave the usual schemes. To create and to paint plates, vases, amphorae is certainly gratifying, but may become monotonous. For many years I have been playing the guitar and, the wish of getting one with some paintings I adore, has led me in 2003 to start this paticular adventure, that after various study and tests, I managed to create an electric guitar with its body wholly made by ceramics. This it has been possible because I am ceramist, and i know how to build an electric guitar.

That is not pottery cover to be glued to the wood, but i mean a body fully made by clay, (just in the pickups zone, I have inserted a little wood part, but just for the sound). After having been baked one first time to the temperature of about 1000 degrees celsius/centigrad (1832 degrees fahrenheit), it has been covered whit a silicious glaze and generally oxside of pond (used to opacify the glaze) and painted with metallic oxides and, than it has been baked one second time to the temperature of 920 degrees celsius/centigrad (1688 degrees fahrenheit); this is an essential process to fix both the glaze and the colours just mentioned.

It's my intention to emphasize that this is a handwork, without to use special ceramics, glace fiber or ceramics fiber, that are born in XX century and are not included in my work plane, because my creations are inspired like kind of work and material (clay, glaze and colours) to the reinaissance time, using the same process people used during XVI and XVII century for creating vases, plates, hamphorae, jugs, ecc. Even paintings on the guitars are inspired from plates, vases and others ceramics created in Deruta during the XVI and XVII century. Probably somebody doesn' t know that, since 1200, Deruta has been and it' s still one of the most important italian towns for creation of ceramics. Differently from as one may think, also the ceramics guitar weight is not excessive, in fact it' s about lbs 8,9 (kg 4). It's an object that succeeds in blending together ancient history (ceramics) and modern history (electric guitar). The ceramics guitars that I made, are the first exsisting models in the world, created by this type of process."

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[Tweet from @CBPolt: “Reading trial transcripts for a research project and smiling at an expert witness testifying in a U.S. court of law that “two anthropomorphic cats engaged in oral sex” is beautiful.”]

[Q: Directing your attention to panel 6 of Omaha the Cat Dancer #1, what is portrayed in that panel? A: Two anthropomorphic cats making love. Q: Two human-like cats? A: Yes. Q: Or animal-like humans? A: Yes. Q: That was panel #6 I’m talking about? A: Yes. Q: Is oral sex portrayed in that panel? A: Yes, that’s what they are doing. Q: Have you reviewed Omaha the Cat Dancer #1 before? A: Yes, I think I did. Q: Looking at that panel, what is your opinion of that panel? A: It’s beautiful. Q: That means the drawing itself you are talking about, isn’t that correct? A: Yes. Q: You are not talking about the content, isn’t that correct? A: You didn’t ask me to read it. If I read it, as far as reading this one panel, it makes no sense because it’s the middle of a long conversation they are having. Q: In your opinion, is two anthropomorphic cats engaged in oral sex beautiful? A: Yes, and in fact— FALCIONI: Objection, relevance. The Court’s ruling on the objection is missing]

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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(reply to the kroger & walmart chicken fettucine alfredo listeria outbreak)

hey holy shit. the sound I made when I read this. this is exactly why the chicken fettucine recall is so scary, it is such a huge comfort food and a bunch of folks eat it while pregnant. I am so fucking glad my post found you and that you got medical attention right away.

yours is an example of doing exactly the right thing: listeria is especially dangerous while pregnant, and there are antibiotics that can be prescribed for high-risk folks during the early stages of symptoms or even before symptoms begin. and while listeria can take up to 80 days to cause illness, it can also cause issues within hours or days of eating contaminated food.

for you and for everyone else trying to avoid the general news right now, here is a list to help keep up with recalls and foodborne illness outbreaks in the united states since I do not post all of them:

FDA recall list (food, drug, medical device, etc recalls with press announcements, usually bigger food recalls have announcements)

FDA enforcement reports (more recalls go here, but more difficult to navigate than the recall list with announcements)

USDA FSIS recall list (they cover different food than FDA, especially meat. the chicken fettucine alfredo recall was posted here)

NHTSA recall list (vehicles, car seats, tires, and equipment recalls!)

CPSC recall and safety warning list (products! there have been a LOT of recalls of baby stuff recently!)

FDA outbreak investigations (you can see the status of outbreaks as they happen and get investigated, this is often where recalls start)

CDC active investigations of foodborne illness outbreaks (outbreaks can have both an FDA page and a CDC page. they cover different information)

foodsafetynews (news about food safety ONLY! not a government source. mostly focused on the US and canada, but also news around the world. some of what they post involves commentary on the current administration, BUT they post about bigger and more relevant recalls that wind up in the ever-tricky FDA enforcement reports.)

best of luck to you and your baby, and make sure you get plenty of rest!!!!!