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Already prepared for the month of spooks? Tharja works fast lol

You know it. She pretty much walks around in a ceremonial-looking bikini anyways, so she doesn't mind going out in public dressed as a scantily clad cat girl. The ears and tail are real, btw. She just cast a hex on herself to temporarily gain cat features.

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Kitty Tharja

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Plegian women may be crazy 80% of the time, but they're hot as fuck.

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your blog is mutual only? Does that mean interactions with threads or can't send asks either?

It means I'll only RP with mutuals. Asks and stuff is fine, but if you try to RP with me outside of Anon, you're not going to get a response.

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Fuck you, submissiveking99, or "rpking99", one-king-many-queens and tokufan400. Thanks to your reblogging my posts, I'm up to my eyeballs in shitheads, perverts and pornblogs trying to Follow me. And to the rest of you assholes who popped up out of nowhere, I'm going to block all of you just for even LIKING my posts, much less reblog them.

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One last thing before I go to bed.

Official Summer Tharja.

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"I'm sorry!" She squeaked. "It's because of me that everyone calls you a Milf! I didn't mean to get you labeled that way Mother!"

"Cease your tears, Noire, you're not the one at fault. If my future self was anything like I am now, she and your father got together constantly until you and your sister were conceived. Me being labeled as a MILF was inevitable, with or without your arrival."

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That feeling when you're considered a MILF even though you've never been pregnant, but it's because your kids from the future popped up out of nowhere.

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🎀💜🎀

“So…how have things been for you since my last appearance here?”

"I want to say... 'boring'. True, I've gotten a bit better at slinging spells and hexes at my enemies since we last met, but I can only do that so much now that the entire continent is at peace."

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Gonna play some Ninja Gaiden Black for a bit.

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Tmw you learn that your daughter from the future has boobs bigger than yours (and you have a rather impressive pair yourself), but instead of feeling jealous, it fills you with a sense of pride that says "See that girl over there with the huge tits? She gets it from her mother. You're welcome."

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Everyone else: have lives/enjoying their lives

Me: Watching clips of Takahata101 watching the '90s Donkey Kong Country cartoon in between posts

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Hello everybody, Max0r here. Today we're- Questioning why Tharja is packing a whole bakery.

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Someone breed Tharja already so we can guarantee Noire's existence!

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Red Sus

Red Sus Over Paradise

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"Y-yes. Maybe you and I could go shopping later?" Noire learned better than to shop for swimwear from Anna's shop, the priced were insane, and some of those swimsuits barely covered anything. Besides, it would be nice to have a shopping trip with her mother. "There is time before the shops open, would you like me to prepare some morning tea?"

"I'm certain that that redheaded shopkeeper intentionally has only the most revealing swimsuits in the continent. One of her sisters told me that 'sex sells' when she gave me that small red bikini while we were chasing brigands out of her Beach Resort." The dark mage answered. "And I'm certain she had ulterior motives, because an Anna doesn't just give away merchandise unless it's part of a scheme to make gold than if she simply sold them to us." She remembers how tight the bikini top was on her bust and that Anna walking in on her mid changing. That said, she was looking forward to buying a swimsuits for the two of them. Maybe they could get matching bikinis? Wait, where did that thought come from?

Still, the thought of having tea before they go would be a nice idea. Nodding to her daughter's offer, the Plegian mage walked guided Noire towards the Mess tent. That's where all the tea ingredients were after all. "Make yourself comfortable, I'll prepare the tea. And don't worry, I promise not to use questionable ingredients or hexes to make it."

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So enchanting.