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I want these back

A Daily Show / Colbert Report toss |  2010.01.27

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This really happened.

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But the good news is this: bullshitters have gotten pretty lazy, and their work is easily detected, and looking for it is kind of a pleasant way to pass the time, like an I spy of bullshit. So I say to you tonight, friends, the best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So, if you smell something, say something.

Jon Stewart | Final episode of The Daily Show | August 6, 2015 (via peace-love-colbert)

CONSTANT VIGILANCE

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I'm a 9/11 kid and this was the scene that convinced me to go see the movie

The Big Sick (2017) dir. Michael Showalter

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But all I can think of is Rita Skeeter and her quick quotes quill

Stephen Colbert on losing his father and two of his brothers when he was ten. 

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Stephen Colbert’s beard progression, summer 2015

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Forever & always

Intro - June 20, 2006.

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Nostalgia & stuff

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I MISS BOTH OF THESE PEOPLE SO MUCH

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

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Me

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My original television love

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I'm not pushing you away. I'm pulling me towards myself!

When bad things start to happen at really inconvenient times.

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Photo shoot hall of fame

Andy Samberg photographed by Matthew Salacuse

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Always.

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SAME

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This is amazing. Rahm Emmanuel taught men my first swear word. It was "fucknuttsville".

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I fucking love these two and want to watch them do every show ever, together.