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[hhootzyer]

> feeling a lil self-indulgent, are we ness ?

A-120 design belongs to the wonderful @the-4l73rn4t1v3 <33

thanks for putting up with my maliciously down bad self/lh ;3

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Nyeheheheeeeeee…….>:3

Person A singing “twinkle twinkle little star” in front of person B’s grave as they sing

“Up above the world so high, like a Diamond in the sky”

Only for person B to show up behind them with a death stare and completely alive, bonus if siblings lol

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Person A is a yandere serial killer.

Person B is their crush.

Person A goes yandere mode and Person B finds how Person A heavily love them to the point of not caring about them being covered in blood.

So Person B love bomb Person A to the point of overwhelm and Person A having their hands full with Person B stop the murders cause love bomb is hard to handle but so worth it when you need a brain melt.

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“Any last words? You little shit.”

As A held the sword to B’s neck, they stared at the bigger figure who was a absolute mess in front of them.

“…can we get burritos after this?”

“Omg whyyyyyy!”

Turns out they weren’t enemies, but just spar buddies, still, the craving for burrito was a whole another topic to be discussed about

“You’re terrible jerry.”

“What? I’m hungry and I deserve for being your spar buddy.”

“Those burritos won’t help you and that belly anytime soon”

“It’s fine I’m gonna be a cuddly marshmallow anyways.”

“Dude =_=”

“Hm?”

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Sharing cause this need to be seen by more people!

HI I'M ALIVE AGAIN

In celebration, have smth that I did not too long ago

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Do we ever have someone who’s build in a absolute muscle and is huge as hell on height but is the No.1 sucker for the short one who’s build like a pure marshmallow so they have the most purest heart that can fuck shit up and still be a comfort to someone in need?

Well, me and my wife are one of those and I’ll say it, she’s the sweetest person I could ever meet and she just- sweep me off my feet like I was a bag of feathers when I’m build like a chonky marshmallow but makes me all happy when she just approach all excited to give me the biggest cuddles even on the days she’s sad cause when she cuddle all of my huge marshmallow build up fat body she just melt and feel super happy.

Imagine this with your OTP, maybe when they are from the favorite game series you got hooked, maybe a book or even movie, or even your own AU or even fanart happening in your mind.

Just imagine them, the gym menace who act casual when others f e a r them at first glance when they don’t know them, and than the marshmallow come deliver lunch box or protein shake or something and the heavy muscle builded soul just straight up go to cuddle them, either hug or just handshake, bromance is underrated and it need love too.

Just imagine, a huge pile of muscle that could crush heads absolutely loving the presence of its marshmallow looking all happy and proud of them for still building such big muscles even if it’s just for hobby or health.

Anyways today I came to say that my wife is Dreamonhost_the_blob_mama on instagram and she deserves all the love in the entire universe possible cause thanks to her I gave birth to all of those stories I post on here cause she encourage me to show the small piece of world who still own tumblr my passion for psychical touches, angst, comfort and much more.

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One day a huge axolotl plushie arrives from the mail to [Villain], and ofc it was a gift from [Hero].

Out of any animal that could had been, a wolf, a dragon, a bear or even a cat, it was a gigantic axolotl, although being inches smaller than [Villain]’s king size bed, apparently the gift was well received and became [Villain]’s comfort cuddle through the nightmares.

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As smoke dies down slowly there they were, the good and the bad, the angel and the devil, the justice and the crime, “they” were there…

A with one knee on the ground, eyes locked firm on B with the sword pointed at A’s throat, both were quiet as sound of broken fragments of concrete falls down here and there.

It was all silence, tension building before B broke the silence with a wince

….you make me hate myself looking like that.

What? You like when I kneel down for your all mighty power?

!!!…. Stop being an ass!!

Oh? Well well well, did I got the so cold and heartless B flustered?~

You’re, so, DEAD

If it’s in your arms gladly

OH CMON-

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Stay away! Stay, Away, From, HIM!!

The hero screams, with one hand holding the villain’s blade and on the other side, his arm covered with blood but a blood that didn’t belong to him.

Villain was heavily wounded and in desperate need of help, but the wound wasn’t from the hero nor the team that tag along with hero.

Without another second a dull WHACK echo as one of the hero’s comrade have hit the back of his head with their own palm.

Are ya drunk or on your high hors’ wannabe protagonist! Now give [villain] so I can patch up the wounds or you’ll get a good ol’ whacka doo! Now give him!

O-ow… ;;

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And here I though Heroes we’re suppose to be grateful.

But this is the third time this week you did this-

Shhhhhh….. your welcome for saving your stuff

I already pictured the dumbfounded faces and I’m loving it lol

Hero’s homebase or somewhere he treasure elite their lab got in to a fire due to a explosion from a unknown source.

Everybody inside quickly runs out but the hero panic once they notice someone(a person or a pet) or something(super important files) was missing.

Attempting to jump in but being stopped by others hero only could watch the place burn down, a tragedy at las..

Until Villain comes out of the flames, covered with a nasty burn on the cheek and holding someone(a person or a pet) or something(super important files) in the arms before giving to hero.

I think you forgot these….

Before falling on their knees feeling the burning pain all over the body.

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(Ok this one is well known but I though of something.)

Villain having found theirselves kidnapping the mastermind of the hero’s entire team, someone who can see through villain’s plans and even stop before it happens, a complete genius and a essential most important piece that could be in the team.

Feeling satisfied the Villain look at the so called mastermind companion only to find them on the sofa looking empty like soulless eyes, Villain confused decided to take a seat, the companion not even flinching at the sight of their kidnapper literally sitting by their side.

I didn’t knew someone could make such lifeless eyes in my entire life.

You learn to do it when you know there is no hope that hero would come.

Wha-… wha…..? Nonsense, absolute, nonsense! You, are the mastermind behind everything you even see through my exact, plans, every, single, time! There is no way you’ll be left here.

You’ll see.

Feeling confused and not taking any words of it Villain waits for hero.

And they waited, waited. Waited… occasional tea and snack time as the sun sets and no sight of hero at all

Maybe they’ll come at night time to make a successful rescue! Surely hero isn’t that dumb to leave you under my control.

……….

…💧

After that, minutes, hours, days, weeks pass to the point it went over a month and still the companion mastermind was on villain’s hands.

I don’t understand, why.

Hero is…. Someone like that.

I never though hero would be even colder than me.

I’m surprised you kept waiting for hero on your special outfits everyday, why even bother wearing them knowing hero will never come.

……. Cause I know your worth, if hero did too he’d snap out of his guts and come save you, you are worth the effort.

…you really are something huh, that I couldn’t read ahead.

Ha-ha-ha, funny of you.

I tried.

Well hero won’t come so, ready for some pasta?

I’d like that quite well.

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They both slither on a alleyway, somewhere we’re people won’t go, perfect for a secret meetup.

Why the only way you try to take my breath away is by kissing….

Suits you more than the paper of arrogance you paint yourself everyday to the public.

You’re terrible.

Your tongue told me otherwise.

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“I forget how to breath but I feel frustrated when you remind me to just by walking in.”

“And here I though you’d never be anymore honest.”

“I’m not honest you dipshit I swapped your toothpaste from the mint to the strawberry one cause I know you hate the sharp mint taste in the early morning”

“Love you too.”

“Screw off…..”

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You’re a evil entity that roamed the world for a quadrillion years as you watch the world grow.

Humans fear you and most get on their knees in fear begging to be spared, others who dare to face you they hold holy water but scream and injury theirselves with whatever’s there(knife like weapons, and others things, surprisingly even bucket and fry pans do??) thus causing people to declare you as the most strongest evil entity alive despite you not doing anything, probably the horns and your black Satan’s sheep buddy that is your night cuddles that follow you around for your clumsy mess.

One day an adult man(around the age of 36, with beard too) is given to you by the town as “sacrifice” to “ease your anger” due to the people thinking the heavy rain was your anger(nobody knows Mother Nature have her period days too?), unbeknown to you the men was holding a glass bottle with what’s suppose to be “holy water” agains his will but it’s almost frozen and so is his hands.

You decide it’s time for a warm cup of chocolate with a welcome for your new resident.

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Person B uses knitting as a coping mechanism cause of some trauma or situation, Person A always watches as how the hands go autopilot mode and found amusing how person B switches yarn to make patterns on the knitted item.

One day Person A went through a really bad fight agains(lover/ family/ roommate/ comrade/ etc you choose) and was unmotivated to the point they couldn’t bother getting out of the bed and wishing the deep sleep they had to take them away from this world.

Unbeknowns to person A person B’s knitted item(blanket, sweater, plushie or even a cute flower vase?) was the biggest comfort person A could ever receive.

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Hero’s homebase or somewhere he treasure elite their lab got in to a fire due to a explosion from a unknown source.

Everybody inside quickly runs out but the hero panic once they notice someone(a person or a pet) or something(super important files) was missing.

Attempting to jump in but being stopped by others hero only could watch the place burn down, a tragedy at las..

Until Villain comes out of the flames, covered with a nasty burn on the cheek and holding someone(a person or a pet) or something(super important files) in the arms before giving to hero.

I think you forgot these….

Before falling on their knees feeling the burning pain all over the body.

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I just saw a post about a asexual pirate and, I, MUST

We need a siren tha gets overwhelmed and super emotional seeing a asexual pirate actually listening to their song without being hypnotized cause WHEN PEOPLE GET HYPNOTIZED NOBODY REMEMBER THE POOR SOUL’S MUSIC WE, NEED, TO, HEAR, THEM