#cursed holy water

[hhootzyer]

You’re a evil entity that roamed the world for a quadrillion years as you watch the world grow.

Humans fear you and most get on their knees in fear begging to be spared, others who dare to face you they hold holy water but scream and injury theirselves with whatever’s there(knife like weapons, and others things, surprisingly even bucket and fry pans do??) thus causing people to declare you as the most strongest evil entity alive despite you not doing anything, probably the horns and your black Satan’s sheep buddy that is your night cuddles that follow you around for your clumsy mess.

One day an adult man(around the age of 36, with beard too) is given to you by the town as “sacrifice” to “ease your anger” due to the people thinking the heavy rain was your anger(nobody knows Mother Nature have her period days too?), unbeknown to you the men was holding a glass bottle with what’s suppose to be “holy water” agains his will but it’s almost frozen and so is his hands.

You decide it’s time for a warm cup of chocolate with a welcome for your new resident.

[algolithium]

m.mmh

mephisnghngghjhto

Ngsjshsj wtf have i done

[beevean]

Hey friend! Hoping you can talk a little about Drac’s Moving Castle 🛬 Kind of a character on its own, I think? Love the concept of Dracula being able to fly and position his home like a warship and don’t believe I’ve seen it used anywhere other than Castlevania.

Hello friend! Thanks for the ask, I'm always happy to talk about CV <3

Mmh, alright so. There is a distinction to be made between Dracula's castle in the games and in the show, because they operate very differently :P

In the games, the Castle is a "creature of Chaos", almost like Death. While it's not explicitly sentient and can't be moved around once it exists, it's everchanging - this is the explanation given in Symphony of the Night by Alucard as to why the Castle never looks the same in every game. It's intimately tied to its Lord: it rises when Dracula is revived (although in some games the castle comes back before Dracula does, it depends on the reason) and collapses when he dies. By Aria of Sorrow, it's sealed inside of an eclipse, and after the events of that game, Chaos' influence on the castle and Dracula's soul has been severed.

In the show, it's a technological marvel: they changed Dracula from being a sorcerer and a man of alchemy to a man of science. Not only it operates on electricity and steam, but Dracula has this sort of engine that can teleport the castle wherever he wants. One of the most creative action sequences in the show is Carmilla dodging the Castle and the blessed river because Sypha hacked into it (lol) and it made it go haywire. When Dracula dies, the castle still stands and goes to Alucard, who guards it and the Belmont Hold nearby; we still don't know what happened to it by Nocturne.

And while my knowledge of Lords of Shadow is very limited, I know that in that continuity the Castle is animated by an actual entity called Inner Dracula, a parasitic force who worships Dracul while feeding on him - elaborating on the main games' general concept of the Castle as an eldritch location. I invite @monochromatictoad to elaborate :P

So all castles are different. Personally, I'm partial to the creature of Chaos who can almost be considered an extension of Dracula, and I'm glad the LoS series took advantage of the nightmarish possibilities :P

[allieinarden]

“Numbers 5:11–31 has instructions for how to perform an abortion!” Okay, perfect, we’ll compromise. You can perform abortions but you have to use that exact procedure.

[ellaspore]

Because I am shameless, here some horny thoughts about Kimchay

So yes, the thing is if I have been thinking about bottom Kim. Because previously no unholy thought had been in my mind regarding Kimchay and sex in a horny way Because you see Kim with all his control and how repressed and feral he is And for him, love is just some pure veneration, he would repress everything so much. Even his lust. But Chay is a teenager and he does have needs and the thing is when they will get back together because I do think they will eventually It's impossible for Chay to not at least get even a little bit hot when he is with Kim, because, that's totally impossible And the thing is, Kim fucks. You see a man like that, you know he did. But it was always physical and he did not care even one inch about his partners. It was all to scratch an itch, a fulfillment of needs But with Chay it would be different, because Chay is good and pure and Kim doesn't want to hurt him because everything he touches he hurts So yes, I think Chay would get horny, once, twice and Kim would get indulgent in a way and he did already hurt Chay And yeah so in his need to repress and control himself he would be willing to let Chay take control, to use him a little bit, to get them just a little bit even To give himself over as he never did before, because he was wrong and Chay is his and good So yes, Kim being the more experienced one but just letting Chay take over and it would be so strange, and difficult to let Chay touch and discover, to let himself be felt all over And it would be a little bit jarring on him, because he is just so feral and in control every touch would be a little bit like an invasion, and he would have to be a little bit at war with himself And Chay would be fumble a little, in the preparation and it would take a while And maybe in the beginning Kim would be a little bit detached, just wanting to preserve as much control as possible, but then he would get a little bit heady with want And he would just get that little bit impatient, and that little bit more wanton in his moans and maybe he would ask Chay to get a bit on with it and he would take matters in his hands and just put the condom on then he would just put Chay on his back and just begin to ride him slowly, oh so slowly Just to see the wonder on Chay's face at getting his dick in somebody else for the first time. That little oh moment of surprise And so yes, he would begin with a slow rhythm all controlled power, with Chay laying there and looking at him like nobody else exists But then then you know it would be so Chay to get a little bit uncontrolled in his movements because all of this would get him a little bit crazy, and so he would need to push up against Kim and Kim would get a little bit surprised about it. And Chay could not resist anymore and so he would begin to push more and more and more and Kim would get more and more feral about it all. As so maybe Kim would be fuck it all at just take Chay and flip them over and just tell him to go wild And then it would get a little bit hazy and there would be no sense in resistance. And then because Chay is confident, he puts himself out there, he would go all out And just yeah I don't know the thought of Kim enjoying being Chay for the taking, letting him be young and fumbling and not able to control his strength and himself So yeah Chay just using Kim a little and Kim letting himself be used and enjoying it And I do think he would just go and ask "P'Kim is it good? Is it okay? Do I have to go slower? Harder?" and I think that would make Kim a little bit crazy And he would just get that unhinged look in his eyes, the hidden part of him coming outside, the need to be good leaving him still in place And Chay seeing the effect he has on Kim he would just go a little bit more hard, would just keep asking

And Kim would get absolutely wrecked by all of this, because he is a feral animal and letting himself go is just so hard Because he always needs to be in control, but with Chay he just can’t, he always feels wild, untethered, letting himself be swayed But he wants to give everything he is to Chay, and so he would, because he can’t do anything else but let himself be taken Because he wants Chay, wants that purity and innocence he never had to just dig deeper inside his soul and take root, spread like vines over his being Because as much as Chay venerates Kim? In the end it's Kim venerating Chay

[kalmeria]

ri4 would have arranged an exorcism for the calendula

[theircurse-archive4]

╰ ☆ ✧ — @jardinae asked: ❝ hey . don't wash your hands in that --- that's holy water ! ❞ The silver-haired girl whispered , tugging the other child away from the ceramic basin , one that had a statue of a strange being that had its facial features obscured beneath a carved veil . a holy cathedral looms over a sea of yellow flowers , a faint choir song resounded throughout the church gardens . ❝ did you want to go inside ? it looks like its going to rain soon . don't worry , my family owns the place . ❞ | jonquil time !

↳ -: ☆ ( Unprompted ) ☆ :-

╰ ★ █║ ⁞ —     ˗ˏˋ     𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 and think that maybe that water was SPECIAL. The ethereal statue of a peculiar entity should have been a hint. Even more obvious of a hint would have been the heaps of golden flowers through the landscape and the ornate church nearby. Yet, without the experience and most of their religious experiences stained RED, all they saw was a pool of plain water. Only when they felt themselves being pulled away did they realize their MISTAKE.

╰ ✗ * . ⊹     ˗ˏˋ Before they could speak, the girl offers to allow them into that PRETTY - LOOKING building. A glance at the nearby cathedral. A glance at the greying skies above. There was an OBIVIOUS choice here.

╰ ✗ * . ⊹     ˗ˏˋ ❛ Sure ! That'd be better than getting wet ! ❜

╰ ✗ * . ⊹     ˗ˏˋ ❛ Oh, and SORRY about the holy water ! ❜

[sweetestberryofthebunch]

listen

I’M DEAD

[averruncusho]

The past few days have been…. tough, to say the least.

[lordgodjehovahsway]

Joshua 9: Gibeonites Deceive Joshua Into Trusting Them To Be Saved By Him

1 Now when all the kings west of the Jordan heard about these things—the kings in the hill country, in the western foothills, and along the entire coast of the Mediterranean Sea as far as Lebanon (the kings of the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites)— 

2 they came together to wage war against Joshua and Israel.

3 However, when the people of Gibeon heard what Joshua had done to Jericho and Ai, 

4 they resorted to a ruse: They went as a delegation whose donkeys were loaded with worn-out sacks and old wineskins, cracked and mended. 

5 They put worn and patched sandals on their feet and wore old clothes. All the bread of their food supply was dry and moldy. 

6 Then they went to Joshua in the camp at Gilgal and said to him and the Israelites, “We have come from a distant country; make a treaty with us.”

7 The Israelites said to the Hivites, “But perhaps you live near us, so how can we make a treaty with you?”

8 “We are your servants,” they said to Joshua.

But Joshua asked, “Who are you and where do you come from?”

9 They answered: “Your servants have come from a very distant country because of the fame of the Lord your God. For we have heard reports of him: all that he did in Egypt, 

10 and all that he did to the two kings of the Amorites east of the Jordan—Sihon king of Heshbon, and Og king of Bashan, who reigned in Ashtaroth. 

11 And our elders and all those living in our country said to us, ‘Take provisions for your journey; go and meet them and say to them, “We are your servants; make a treaty with us.”’ 

12 This bread of ours was warm when we packed it at home on the day we left to come to you. But now see how dry and moldy it is. 

13 And these wineskins that we filled were new, but see how cracked they are. And our clothes and sandals are worn out by the very long journey.”

14 The Israelites sampled their provisions but did not inquire of the Lord. 

15 Then Joshua made a treaty of peace with them to let them live, and the leaders of the assembly ratified it by oath.

16 Three days after they made the treaty with the Gibeonites, the Israelites heard that they were neighbors, living near them. 

17 So the Israelites set out and on the third day came to their cities: Gibeon, Kephirah, Beeroth and Kiriath Jearim. 

18 But the Israelites did not attack them, because the leaders of the assembly had sworn an oath to them by the Lord, the God of Israel.

The whole assembly grumbled against the leaders, 

19 but all the leaders answered, “We have given them our oath by the Lord, the God of Israel, and we cannot touch them now. 

20 This is what we will do to them: We will let them live, so that God’s wrath will not fall on us for breaking the oath we swore to them.” 

21 They continued, “Let them live, but let them be woodcutters and water carriers in the service of the whole assembly.” So the leaders’ promise to them was kept.

22 Then Joshua summoned the Gibeonites and said, “Why did you deceive us by saying, ‘We live a long way from you,’ while actually you live near us? 

23 You are now under a curse: You will never be released from service as woodcutters and water carriers for the house of my God.”

24 They answered Joshua, “Your servants were clearly told how the Lord your God had commanded his servant Moses to give you the whole land and to wipe out all its inhabitants from before you. So we feared for our lives because of you, and that is why we did this. 

25 We are now in your hands. Do to us whatever seems good and right to you.”

26 So Joshua saved them from the Israelites, and they did not kill them. 

27 That day he made the Gibeonites woodcutters and water carriers for the assembly, to provide for the needs of the altar of the Lord at the place the Lord would choose. And that is what they are to this day.

[animemeg27]

finally made it to act 2 of bg3 and my god I am too scared to do anything but sneak around the atmosphere is so intense I don't care if it'll take ages to get from point a to point b I'm sneaking the whole way lol

also the excitement when I spotted the waypoint saying "road to balder's gate" followed immediately by dread of actually spotting what lies just beyond ._.;;;;

I think I'd rather be back in the underdark lol

[beevean]

Regarding Dracula's possessive love post Lisa's death.

With Hecula: If your read on Dracula is that he has separation anxiety, how to you reconcile that in MF Dracula sent Hector away to kill Trevor?

And do you think Alucard hiding in the depths of Dracula's castle waiting for help instead of leaving to seek help being related to that? Like do you think Dracula made sure Alucard wasn't able to leave. After all, can't risk evil humans hurting Dracula's only son, can we :)

lmao. And this is why you don't get in a relationship with your employee... especially if their job is fighting for you :P

Alright, more seriously. Hector is not just Dracula's Specialest Babyboy™ because he's cute and all... He's one of his top soldiers, if not the absolute best. He was most likely the only one Dracula trusted with the task of facing Trevor, and stopping him before he could become a threat was ofc his utmost priority.

I do love that in the manga, it was Isaac the one who implored Dracula to be sent to fight Trevor... and then it's revealed that Drac sent Hector instead without telling Isaac anything. Look at how mad he is 😂

Isaac's perpetual state in Curse of Darkness, animated.

The game indirectly proves it. When Isaac fights Trevor, he manages to scratch him almost by accident, but then he spends the rest of the fight dodging blows, or being yanked around because all the advantages of the Chauve-Souris don't matter against a weapon that can wrap around it. Shortly after that, Hector has a much better time against him. And don't tell me "oh he was just testing him", that asshole destroyed me the first time I fought him, he was not holding back :P

I'm not sure why Dracula didn't send Death, though. IIRC, he guards the entrance of the castle. I would be ready to theorize that Death is bound to the castle, maybe only able to travel freely in another form (like Zead)... buuuuut RoB begins with Death intercepting Ricther, and the two fight on a ghost ship in that game, so idk, guess he was busy doing other castle stuff ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now, Alucard being bound to the castle? Dracula being so terrified of losing his son, Lisa's son, that he forces a spell on him to prevent him to leave his domain? So that he has no choice but to wait for a warrior that can help him right under his home? This is even more poignant if we remember that in the original manual of CV3, Alucard became a vampire because Dracula sold his soul: such a ritual would absolutely tie him to his father! Yeah, I know that this was retconned, but I want to save something from it! Bro! That's horrible! I love it!

I also love that Dracula tightening his grip on both Alucard and Hector eventually caused them to leave on their own accord :) he will keep losing his loved ones no matter what he does :)

[eldritch-bisexual]

Woke up today feeling like I'm Fucking Dying but still very focused on working hard and fixing a bunch of issues we were having and for SOME reason the systems refuse to work for me despite working PERFECTLY for the rest of the team.

[writingouthere]

bestfriendsbrother!Sukuna x pregnant!reader one-shot

summary: you're excited to finally share with all your friends that your pregnant when the party is interrupted by your best friend's older brother, who you didn't invite, but who you did have unprotected sex with less than two months ago.

cw: reader is pregnant, Sukuna is a bad dude, possessive behavior, minor smut, still as usual nicer than it sounds because I can't help it.

**************

"I'm pregnant!"

Your news is met with a period of silence before your friends look at each other, uncertain as to how to react.

Nobara finally breaks the silence, an eyebrow raised. "And we feel...."

"We're happy about it," you say and your friends are then quick to congratulate you. You hear some sort of scuffling happening behind you and you turn around to see Yuuji unfolding a "We're having a Baby!" banner which makes Megumi nearly jump out of his chair.

"Holy shit, did you two-"

"No!"

"Ew, no!"

Yuuji frowns at you. "The 'ew' wasn't necessary."

You and Nobara scoff. "It was," you tell him. "And I say that with all my love."

"Okay, so if this idiot didn't knock you up-"

"Hey!"

"-then who did?"

You'd been expecting the question and had prepared for it. "It was just a one night stand, he's not really father material." Everyone looks like they want to ask more questions so you smile at them, genuinely happy they all look ready to commit a crime for you. "It's okay, I have a good job and this is something I've wanted for a long time. This baby will be really loved because it will have me and, I hope, all of you."

Your friends are quick to agree and there's some lighter questions about potential names, nurseries and Nobara and Todo are looking at her phone debating baby onesies, when the door to you and Yuuji's apartment opens and someone you had definitely not invited comes in.

"Sukuna! You're late, you missed the big news," Yuuji calls out as he walks over and claps his brother on the back. A few people call out greetings as Yuuji's older brother looks around the apartment. His eyes linger on you for a second, a smirk tugging up on his lip before he notices the sign hanging crooked over the kitchen doorway and he laughs without an ounce of humor.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me, you knocked someone up? You irresponsible piece of shit-"

"It's not his and don't kill him, you asshole," Megumi says from where he has now joined the onesies discussion and points over at you. "It's the other person who lives here."

Sukuna pauses from where he was about to murder his brother, to look back over at you. You wonder if his brain is doing the same cursed math that you had done when you were hyperventilating, holding a stick covered in your own pee, but before he could ask anything, Maki ended the silent stand off.

"And we're happy about it, so get happy you piece of shit."

With that, the party continues on, people breaking off until little groups and snacks being placed strategically throughout the apartment.

You're feeling thirsty, and a little exhausted from the burning stare that's been directed at you for the past hour when you excuse yourself from where Miwa and Mechamaru had been talking about their own future plans for children, who you're sure would be socially inept but gorgeous enough to make up for it, and made your way to the kitchen.

You were pulling out some water, no alcohol for you even though you really needed it, when you felt someone's presence behind you.

"So when were you going to tell me we were having a baby?"

"Never, because it's not yours," you answered firmly, slamming the door to the fridge for good measure. Sukuna leaned against the cabinet next to you but you'd known him long enough to see the pose for what it was. A ruse, a performance of casualness. The fingers on his hand tapped against his arm like he was playing the piano, one of the few tics he had that showed when he was feeling, well just feeling anything in general.

"Oh please, you're not fucking anyone else."

"You don't know that and we're not fucking, we fucked once. Singular, past tense."

He laughed and looked down at you, the same predatory look he'd had the night he'd helped you make this child.

"And once was all it took huh? Fucked you so good, you're going to have my baby," he says, voice mocking and he stands up to his full height which puts him over you. He takes the glass of water you're really regretting now, and places it on the counter opposite the two of you.

"It-it's not your baby," but you don't sound sure and he knows it and he presses up against you until your back is to the counter. Nowhere for you to run.

"It's mine, just like you're mine. I don't know who you think you're kidding with this denial of me but it's done now, sweetheart."

You go to answer him and Sukuna covers your mouth with his hand like the rude fuck he is and then leans down, his mouth next to your ear. You look around, worried someone might see you but the gap between the fridge and the counter conceals you both and the room next to you keeps getting louder and louder. The sun had set and there were maybe some lamps in the living room, but here in the kitchen it was dark.

"I let you have your space and your time, two months of it actually. I let you have your little moral crisis about fucking a criminal and it being the best dick you've ever had wah wah, but I was impatient before I knew you were having my baby, and now," he leans back so his eyes, and they're on fire his eyes, are level with yours. "I'm done waiting."

You tug on Sukuna's hand and he rolls his eyes before removing it from your mouth and places it on your hip which doesn't seem like a good trade-off but at least you can speak again.

"What does that even mean?" You ask him, your voice showing the incredulity you're feeling but if Sukuna had anything, it was audacity.

"I mean I'll give you a week to tell your friends you're having our baby and that we're getting married." He says it so seriously that you can't help but laugh which seems to be the wrong response when his other hand moves to your hip as well and squeezes, tight.

"We are not getting married, are you out of your mind?"

"Why not, we're already having a baby, are you going to deny me the ability to live with my own child."

"Still not your kid, and we can't get married Sukuna. We never even dated! We fucked one time, that doesn't mean we should just be together forever."

"We fucked for one night, it was more than one time-"

"Not the argument you think it is," you interrupt him but you still let him pick you up and place you on the counter. You sit there while he runs his hands up and down your thighs, the sounds of the party washing over the two of you as you stay in your little bubble.

"We'd be good together," he finally says. "Not just because I knocked you up on the first try." You hit him but he just smirks and moves his hands more purposefully on your legs. You let him pull them apart and step between them even though warning bells are going off in your head, telling you these are moves you'd seen before and they had led to you being in the predicament the two of you were debating in the first place.

"It's inevitable, the two of us. You can say you hate me, or that I'm not a good man, and that's true. But there's a reason why you've never stayed with any of those nice boys," he says and his hands slips up the skirt you're wearing to get at your bare thighs underneath. "Because you don't want a nice guy, you don't want a good man, you want me and I'm too selfish to let you keep torturing both of us by doing this pretending shit."

The fingers on his right hand press against your cunt through your panties while his other hand squeezes your thigh and he moans sinfully into the quiet air.

"God, I knew I didn't make up this warm, wet cunt. Been fucking my fist until I chafed the past two months just thinking about it."

You whimper as he moves your underwear aside and slips one finger up and down your slit, not touching your clit or going where you want him, but doing enough that you move against his hand.

"This does not mean that we should get married," you protest and he teases a finger against your opening, pulling it back when your hips tilt up in an attempt to get him where you want.

"Why not? I heard pregnant women get super horny, what are you going to do without me around to make sure this filthy pussy gets stuffed just the way she needs." He finally slips one finger in, his thumb moving to tease against your clit, just the way you like it and your head smacks back against the cabinet. He moves the hand that had been on your thigh up so he can cradle your head.

"I'm sure I could find someone willing to help me out," you say scoffing and his hand freezes which makes you whine a little and try to get him to move again but his legs limit your range of motion.

"You ever try to fuck someone else ever again and the coroner is going to have to get dental records to figure out who the dumb fuck with no fingers, no eyes and no cock is, you got it?"

He's not joking, you know he's not joking but it doesn't stop you from leaning forward until you finally get your lips on his. He hums into your kiss, cupping your cheek in his free hand while the other one goes back to opening you up. You're so wet that the kitchen fills with the sounds of his him finger fucking your cunt but you can't even find it in yourself to be embarrassed. He's not wrong that pregnancy has made you more sensitive, or maybe it's just you not having gotten laid since the two of you had slept together.

He's got three fingers in you when you come and he swallows your moans greedily with mouth while his fingers slow inside of you, curving just right to make you think you could probably come again soon, oversensitive or not.

Before you can test that out, he pulls away from you. He licks the fingers he pulled out of you clean and you you're reminded of how the last time he'd made you come twice just with his mouth.

"Where are you going?" you ask him, a little more breathless than you like.

"We are going home," he tells you, grabbing your hands and helping you down off the counter. Giving you a kiss on your forehead that you would tease him for if you were anyone else.

"Home?" you ask, confused because you are currently standing in your apartment unless his orgasms suddenly give one the power to teleport.

"Yeah, our home, not the shitty apartment you share with my brother. I mean we'll have to get somewhere bigger soon, for our baby."

For the first time since you found out you were pregnant, someone who was not you laid out their palm on your still just the same stomach. There was no change from how it always looked but Sukuna looked smug just the same and you felt like you were still missing a few things.

"What-"

"I mean I can fuck you here, I just thought your sensibilities and the fact your friends were all out there would make you uncomfortable."

Your post orgasm flush finally leaves you and you look up at him in panic. "Oh my god, do you think someone saw-"

"It's okay, Fushiguro kept them out I'm sure."

You don't want to know but ask anyway. "Why?"

"Because he walked in earlier and looked like he'd seen a ghost. Tell me, is the kid still a virgin? He's pretty but I can't imagine he has a lot of good options in your crowd."

When you leave to go to Sukuna's, the only people who don't look confused(or horrified in Yuuji's case) at your departure are Maki and Megumi.

If the confusion hadn't been cleared up by the time the baby came, the pink hair probably answered any follow up questions.

dealing with some writer's block and had this idea. didn't feel like writing a whole smut scene, my b but saving that energy for the next(?) neighborsukuna x singlemom one.

side note: Megumi is scarred for life, for sure. Yuuji gets over his horror once he's an uncle.

[ghostiboos]

[roturo]

⋆.˚⭒⋆.˚ WATCH IT!

Gojo Satoru didn't predicted this move... So he ended up fucking you lol ⋆⭒˚｡⋆ G!Satoru x afab!reader and sex pollen!

tags: smut, sex pollen, unprocteted sex (wrap it and pee after sex), overstimulation (like A LOT), use of nicknames (princess, baby, good boy, love...) multiple rounds, praise kink, angst if you squint your eyes till you cry like gojo, sub(ish)!gojo satoru, god complex, fluff if you take one eye out, crack, belly bulgde, creampie, breeding kink, crempie kink, A LOT of cum, dumbfication, cock warming, npr.

A/N: happy holidays! might be my last writing of the year so i wish you lots of love and happiness <3 i might write pt2 for this one and 'she's back', which one would you like first?

o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

DAY 1: HOW IT STARTED

How the fuck at his grown ass age Gojo Satoru could be this stupid. And that’s big coming from him, because this man considers himself the senior of seniors and god of gods. So, how come he falled into this?

And you know what? Maybe it is his fault! For believing he’s a superior and underestimating such a weak and useless curse he just killed. But, this weak and useless curse has him going crazy. That really was karma paying back to him because motherfucker- Why is he feeling all giddy and hot all of sudden? This has never happened to him before, so that’s why he’s losing his mind right now and almost sprinting into his room because of how bothered he was feeling to just teleport. 

Everything was like hell. Really, like hot as hell. And how does Satoru know that? Uh well, because he’s living it right now.

He couldn’t bear the sensation anymore and dialogue Shoko’s number like it was a habit.

“What do you want, Gojo? I’m in the middle of trying to know how Yuuji’s body is capable of being Sukuna’s vessel. Like- It’s quite important right now, and more than debating about some of your dumb tv shows you-”

Shoko’s voice was interrupted by a whine coming from Gojo’s line, seconds of silence continued the awkward moment between the both of them, while all Gojo could do was breathe and maintain his whines inside of his body before he started literally moaning.

“Are you okay, Gojo?...”

“Fuck, no. Some fucking curse sprayed me all over with some fucking stinky pollen. Didn’t even taste great, by the way. And now I'm just feeling really hot, sometimes dizzy… or kinda giddy? fuck. And my breathing became irregular. I’m fucking sprawled out in my bed trying to find a comfy position but my legs won’t cooperate.”

A loud laugh was heard coming from Shoko’s line. It was clear she’s been holding it all this time just trying to make sure she’s gettin it right.. and well. 

“Gojo.”

“Yeah?”

“Are you hard right now?”

Silence. 

“You know what? I’m sending Y/N over there with some medicine. You’ve been sprayed with sex pollen by the way.”

Sex- what?! 

Before he couldn’t even ask Shoko any question since she quickly hung up. Leaving a needy and confused (and hard) Gojo.

Knock. Knock. 

No answer, but a weird sounding moan? You gave yourself permission to enter Gojo’s room since no life signals were heard. But- holy fuck. Was this a reward or a punishment from the gods?

He was kneeled down on his bed, one of his hands used as a support placed in his bare calf while his other hand was as fast as possible jerking himself off. You stayed still some seconds before rewinding back to what Shoko told you before coming here.

“He might be another type… of… Gojo?... Anyways. He’ll be really needy and like a lost puppy looking for some salvation. I gave you this backpack with all you would need, yeah? Thank me later and good luck.”

So that’s why her flat ass was quickly sending you off with a backpack full of water bottles and snacks. Sex fucking pollen. Great.

It’s not like people don’t know that both of you have been crushing into each other lately, hell- even his newest student asked about this. But you never expected for it to be like this.

“G-Gojo…?”

Your voice was barely a whisper, but it’s like a hawk located his next prey because of how instant his reaction was just for your voice. A drunk smile on his face, while both of his hands fall infront of him trying to hide the act that was going on minutes ago. His sculptured white as snow body covered in a hot layer of sweat. Not being able to catch a breath thanks to this sight, somehow he’s in front of you. 

“Are you here to help me? Y/N?”

His voice sounded so different. But at the same time it was just Gojo.

A small nod was all the reaction he got. You could smell that sweaty smell, looking down you found yourself looking at a large wet spot staining his black briefs. While his cock does nothing to imagination, marking perfectly the shape of it. Moving your gaze to his v-line, a white happy trail proudly adorning it. Eyes moving up, you found yourself looking at his clearly erected nipples, But all this examination was over once he interrupted your thoughts.

“I need a verbal affirmation, princess”

Ah, the nicknames. If you weren’t wet by now, you’re pretty sure you’re leaking right now all because of him.

“Yes Satoru, I’ll help you.”

His knees felt weak. Literally. He kneeled down in front of you, it was like he hypnotized and somehow could smell through your body into emotions. His hands were cold but hot at the same time he roamed your body.

You tried warning him by calling his name while he started kissing the softness of your thighs, telling him to at least move you towards the bed. And his body was doing what you said like if you were controlling him, while his mind was somewhere else. He moved the both of you towards his bed, making you lie down. His head not wasting any second between your thighs until his nose touched where you needed him the most and you whimpered at the feeling. Clearly triggering a new kind of need inside Gojo.

Everything happened really fast. Between some kisses and moaning, Gojo ripped your shorts and pantoes a muffled noise coming out from him of what you suppose was “I’ll buy you new ones later” but right now you couldn’t care less.

Not when his tongue slowly started tracing the way from your entrance until it reached your core. Teasing it with kitten licks, while his hands remained on your hips from preventing moving them.

His tongue quickly found a rhythm between your entrance and your clit, forming infinite signs between them. And the simulation was too much you couldn’t notify Gojo about your orgasm- But he was so lost in the feeling of your thighs suffocating him and the taste of yourself in his lips, he swears he could die as a happy man right now.

And like it wasn’t enough, Gojo kept eating you out even after your intense orgasm. Overstimulation taking over your body, trying to take him off your core, ended up with annoyed groans coming out from him.

“Satoru, love, fuck. I need you to stop, please.”

The nickname had him exploding with happiness, he really looked like a puppy from this angle. His eyes looked ethereal, his mouth covered with your fluids and his face was with a cute smile while he called out your name.

“Will you please let me fuck you?”

A small giggle came out from your mouth, Gojo’s face looked a little sad and embarrassed, but was quickly erased when you pecked his lips. And that was all he needed to clumsily take off his briefs and while he climbed back to the bed, taking off your top while doing so. His eyes were full of adoration looking over your body, before he pressed his lips into yours, locking them for a long moment, clearly enjoying the moment, before the kiss turned more heated and he started kissing every part of your body again.

His tip was now wet thanks to your folds, Easily slipping through it. 

“Ffuck- Ssatoru- Be a good boy and put it in, please?”

Gojo needed no more words before thrusting his cock whole into you with one swift movement, hitting perfectly against that spongy spot that made you see stars. But something didn’t feel right. Not in a bad way. Since you re-opened your eyes to find a glassy eyed Satoru mumbling a lot of ´sorry’s´ while he kept thrusting.

Oh.

He came with just one thrust and was overstimulating himself, still rock hard with no break while he hid his face in the crook of your neck while marking it as his and tearing down from the pleasure. 

You’re pretty sure he came again, when he whimpered your name and moaned against your ear but still continued thrusting into you perfectly. And he was so lost in the pleasure of overstimulating himself he didn’t realize once he confessed to you.

“You’re so pretty- ffuck– I really want to make you mine now. So no one could look at you, not even in a friendly way. Just… have you all for me- sshit. I love you.”

You didn’t want to get your hopes up, thinking it was all because of the moment, so you just had to enjoy it for now. His thrusts were so  fast and hard, but somehow still felt romantic. Like this was a normal routine on a daily basis. And you would be disgusted by the pool of cum forming under the both of you if you weren’t so close to your third orgasm this night. No matter how many times you told Gojo to stop for a moment and take a break, he would cum again, and still be hard so he had to keep thrusting.

Your mind is lost now. All you could ever think about right now was Gojo Satoru and his immense cock. He wouldn’t stop mumbling praises to you, saying this was all for you to feel good and he would stop once you cum at least 3 times more than him. A hard dare to get over with. Or maybe it already happened?

You begged for mercy, not thinking he could get another orgasm out of you. Hell- to even get an orgasm out of him. His hands interweld into yours, and moved it down towards your tummy.

“Do you feel it, baby? I'm right here. Ahh~ I’m pretty sure my cum is there too heh. Your tummy is full of me and my cum.”

He sounded drunk. Like. Really drunk. But his words took off your last orgasm of the night, apparently your reaction making his trigger off and cum… dry?

How many fucking times did Gojo Satoru came inside you?

Will pills even prevent a pregnancy?

“Ah- shit baby.”

You couldn’t pay attention to him anymore, quickly slipping into dreamland. Gojo not once leaves your side. Literally. He was cock-warming, still hard, but no energy (and cum) to continue his misery.

You were here at 7.45 o’clock, one last look at the clock and it was 3.23 in the morning.

And it was like you just blinked, because a whimper came out of your mouth. Looking again into the clock, it was 10 AM, and Gojo was not over.