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How do I get a group of dancers to follow me around and break out into joyous dance anytime I accomplish even the simplest task
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"fruit has sugar" warning post reminds me of my coworker who told me to make sure I don't get "addicted to fruit". yeah i'm also addicted to a nice walk on the beach
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how to get close to people for beginners
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do y'all think the parallel mouse America is like also dealing with resurgent mouse fascism or have they been doing better
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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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I want to be politically informed and educated but I also wanna have a good day and be in a good mood. Do you see my problem?
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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments
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Chat, how do I de-stigmatize mental health for my 68 year old mom who's actively going through a mental health crisis?
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