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I love all my wives. Beatrix, Christa, looks at smudge writing on hand, corn dog

Karl, probably

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What is this, a police station? I know you go commando, just do it.

Does this look like a police uniform? If you want it you better come rip this off yourself, if you know so much. 

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Doctor i might need some pills to process whatever the fuck is going on between you and your millions of wives...You manwhore

I cannot prescribe whatever it is that you’re asking for, but I can give you a way out of my office. Via the door and my complementary wheelie chair. 

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I didn't break out of prison to get cockblocked like this.

... You broke out of the cage? 

HOw? 

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mother fucker........................................................... do not cockblock me

I have no idea what you’re speaking of. Cockblock? Me? Never in my whole immortal life. Two pairs of pants are necessary for this pristine body. 

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Shut your fuck and lose them tighty whiteys

Tighty whiteys?! I will have you know that under these pants. 

PROCEEDS TO RIP OFF HIS PANTS, REVEALING ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS.

There are another pair of pants! Not those common tighty whiteys these humans are wearing. 

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Binch, did i ask. gimme another child u manwhore.

....

This has taken an odd turn of events...

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Christa slaps Karl Heinz's ass. "Give me them red cummies, ketchup daddy.♥"

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I leave for a millennia and I come back to this? This is not my house, or my lovely children and wives. I didn’t do things for these kind of things. I do things for the sake of science and this is how I am repaid? 

First the others, and now my beautiful white rose. I am not here for this nonsense. 

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@Both of them (ง •̀_•́)ง

Oh.Anytime and anywhere, my dear. I’m sure you’re prepared for the outcome of getting wrecked.

....Hardly anyway to treat your wife. But as the boys say it. Clears his throat Fight me.

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(ง •̀_•́)ง Sister fucker! I'll kill you!

You are so grounded child of mine, your mother level grounded. Cage and all. Gay baby jail for you

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(ง •̀_•́)ง FUCK YOU!

Subaru, go...vroom into a wall or something??? 

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(ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง (ง •̀_•́)ง FUKIN FIGHT ME RICHTER!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE!

i HAVE DONE NOTHING TO YOU BLONDE CHILD OF MY BROTHER WITH MY LOVERS HEART IN THERE. 

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@richter (ง •̀_•́)ง

...WHO ARE YOU??????

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(ง •̀_•́)ง look who's the vampire lord now

NOT WHILE I STILL METAPHORICALLY BREATHE CHILD, YOU’RE NOT.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but you're a vampire, FITE ME MAYBE! (ง •̀_•́)ง

WHO YOU. YOU ARE NOT MY CHILD.

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(ง •̀_•́)ง fUCK YOU DAD

CHILD. CHILD of MY TERRIBLE WIFE. Go somewhere. Commence hand to face push here.