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top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

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What is to be Done by Vladimir Lenin reference?!??

ive been thinking it over for a while now and ive finally come to the conclusion that something should probably be done about the united states

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No way that CIS is the acronym for computer shit. Peak trans erasure.

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I feel like the Death Star is a really important part of the authoritarian allegory of Star Wars. You know who else only had one ball?

Hitler.

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This needs to have the classic shitty AI voiceover

Ever have one of those experiences that can only be described through greentext format?

- Be me

- Got legal name change 1 year ago

- Immediately left for college out of state

- Fast forward 10 months I get my tickets for my flight home over winter break

- Finally changed the name on my driver's license in December because I was home

- Get license 2 days before I leave

- It's not an enhanced ID and I don't have a passport right now

- Come may, I will no longer be able to fly, domestically or internationally

- Ohfuck.pdf

- Scramble to get an enhanced ID

- Dmv takes walk-ins

- Get new license

- Next day

- Leaving for college again

- Flight is in old name because it was made months ago

- I now have 2 different driver's licenses, both expired, and a temporary ID

- Wait in line for security

- Give them most recent ID

- ID works fine despite having a hole punched in it

- They ask for my boarding pass

- They have different names

- Give them name change form to remedy this

- They can't accept it, tell me to go back to he counter and change my ticket

- I go back, they cannot change the ticket name because this is a return flight

- Wait in security again

- Show them the other ID

- They ask for boarding pass

- Mobile boarding pass won't load

- What do I do.zip

- They put me in a different line that doesn't require boarding pass

- Get through security

- Fucking finally

- Get to gate

- Boarding pass still doesn't work

- They can print a boarding pass if I give them ID

- Now that I know what to do, I give them the old ID

- It works

- Mfw I get through american airport security simply by having 2 different expired IDs

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This is so fun and silly I think

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do you all see my vision here

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Source @drawerbread

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I will teach them 😔✊

I wonder what percentage of cishets know what frotting is

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guy who wins at poker not by being stoic but by bursting into tears every time he looks at his cards, just full hysterical breakdown every round and you gotta peer through the void of theatre kid problems to figure it out

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I need to forcethem somebody. Like force fem, but uhhh....

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Guys I get that copper quality is a major issue but this is just too far.

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I've solved it.