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I didn’t realize how much it was going to take until it was done and I had nothing left to give

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There’s something very intimate about being able to recognize someone’s handwriting

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Have you ever been eating something totally normal to you and suddenly your brain sees it the way you see foreign foods?

Like I’m just eating a McDouble and suddenly my brain’s like “what the fuck is this? Such a strange little concoction! How would I describe this to my friends back home?”

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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You mean a balcony?

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Fuck the zodiac signs, do you change your profile picture on your work scheduling app or leave it as the default?

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Sometimes if you just point at a problem long enough with nothing else going on eventually your brain gets annoyed and does the thing

Alternatively if you have associations you can exploit them. I do homework at bars during the day when they’re empty. I worked at a bar so bars are work places so brain does work there. I put on my work shirt to start dishes and it just does something for the brain.

How can I make myself do things with adhd? I’ve never figured it out and now I’m having an adhd meltdown because my room is a mess and has been for week, it’s cloudy, I have a presentation on Thursday that I haven’t started, I have a full day rest in math on Friday, I have my midterm in English on Tuesday, I need to pay for my dance classes, my room is dusty, there’s some kind of insects under my bookshelf, and why haven’t I been reading? I can’t remember last time I hung out with friends AND OH MY GOD MY SOCKS HAVE A HOLE IN THEM AND NOT TO MENTION NONE OF THE GOOD SAFE SOCKS ARE CLEAN.

so… uh, help, what can I do to lessen the load, I’m genuinely desperate and I never fucking learned how to clean.

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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

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I think picking a wallet is a bigger life commitment than like marriage or having children.

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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becoming an adult cheat sheet!

learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

sex ed masterpost

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Shortening names to the beginning or end is boring. I’m gonna start making nicknames from the middle.

Alex or Zander? Nah, Exan.

Sam? How about Mant and Mue

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Instructions unclear, had a mental breakdown in the garage.

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Apples definitely have a flavour but god damn those bitches are all texture

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weren't we just... kids?