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So James and Aleks are pretty good with children 👀
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james is too adorable
his tummy is cute.
his thick thighs make me so happy.
his arms?? yes?? hello????
look at that hair!!
those big brown eyes makes me melt.
his arm hair is just??? adorable??
that beard and nose?? yes.
his smile is to die for.
those dimples and rosy cheeks???
james is too good for this world.
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The best question from the Cow Chop panel at RTX
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(´∀`✿) I love this so much!
୧༼★ ͡◕ д ◕͡ ༽୨~* Are you ready to fight ?
(★ゝз・)ノ~* Subscribe …& Punch !
_____- More about Subscribe & punch-_______
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-Everything about the game project -/ -Fan art of Subscribe & Punch -
There is:
@pewdie @cinnamontoastken, @cryaotic, @markiplier, @therealjacksepticeye,smosh, therpgminx and tobuscus !
WOop WOOp WoOpidifloop ! R u ready? Me, James and Bnh have worked on the new concept artworks/poods keyframes for several weeks !
(Also.it’s not only a concept game anymore. The team is really working on playable prototype .)
Keep reading if you want to know moar about the game,the new design of Markimoo /Cryaotic ..etc
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If you read books, you impress me. You honestly do
Jev (via rageoftheswampking)
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Jeez I’m so childish
I honestly laugh at the stupidest shit
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so i made this
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When the bae wants to kiss but you’re trying to do an unboxing
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ALEKSANDR PLS
Jordan: Everyone is pilots
Aleks: It's like the band, twenty one pilots...except there's 4 of us
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WHEN U BUY CHROMA CASES AND UNBOX A BUTTERFLY KNIFE
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{FALLOUT 4 SOLE SURVIVOR! UBERHAXORNOVA(JAMES) X RAIDER! READER}
I remember that awful day,I watched as Kellogg shot that woman,we even took her child but the worst part was when I realized her husband witnessed everything. I had been sitting down in an abandoned house. I was sitting on the ground with a few other raiders while drinking a bottle of Vodka,I stood up with my left hand clung to the bottle while I stumbled out of the building. I hated the life I was living but somehow Ben would always save me also Ben is an annoying guy who is in love with me. Ben was a regular raider,horrible at getting the job done and he was clumsy. Not a good choice for our group,we only let him stay since he's the best at building weapons,furniture,growing crops and etc. I had a modified machete latched on the belt wrapped around my ripped jeans and I had a modified handgun. I let out a small sigh as I wandered away from the others,there was a town in the distance. I guess that's where I'm heading. I had to meet Kellogg but I think he'll be mad at me since I was meant to meet her a few days ago but I don't give a fuck about his problems. He must be in the town I walking to,right? Hopefully it is and hopefully I don't run into any problems. I entered the city,It was quiet but I was guessing I wasn't alone. After checking my pip boy a few more times to find the place where Kellogg was I had found it but I hadn't entered yet or even approached the door.
There's someone there and their having a conversation with someone. It's probably just raiders but since when do any raiders hang out with that detective from Diamond City,Fuck,I don't need to get rid of them,I could just convince them to leave, I thought to myself as I slowly walked out from behind the wall which was hiding me from the two men. The man arguing with the detective stopped yelling and affixed his gaze to me before rubbing his left temple. "And who the fuck are you?" The man questioned as anger laced his words. I gripped the handle of my machete as I noticed the ragged man was holding a sledgehammer,"I'm (Y/n)" I replied as I noticed a blue and suit hanging out of his backpack. I took a step away,No,he can't be the sole survivor!,I thought to myself and covered the tattoo on my arm. The only reason I didn't want the man to see was because if he was the sole survivor,he'd notice the tattoo and the raider group I was apart of was quite popular. But it matter wouldn't if he actually noticed,It was pretty noticeable but it was a neat tattoo. A skull above a deer,it looked like a modern tattoo which made it look better.
The black haired man's attention was drawn to my arm,The detective looked down at my arm too. He was an older synth and I'm certain he's the detective of Diamond City,His name is Valentine or something. "Doesn't that tattoo represent that raider group? carcass" The detective pointed out,raising an eyebrow as the man took a few steps towards me. "I could honestly care less,Just tell me why the fuck you're here?!" The man finished as I noticed he was towering over me while his deep brown eyes focused on my eyes. "I'm looking for a man,Kellogg" I replied as I looked over at the entrance to the building Kellogg was in. I looked up to the man as I noticed features became more serious and he seemed to tense up but I took this as a chance and ran into the building. I could here the man yell from behind me as I continued to run. There were synths,Well this isn't going to be easy but I guess I'll kill the ones that get in my way and leave the rest for those two idiots back there.
After running for about fifth teen minutes or so,I had reached a door and I barged in. Kellogg was loading his gun and of course I was reviled to see him but something feels weird. I approached Kellogg as I noticed Ben walk over to us. Now,I'm worried since Ben basically hates Kellogg but I guess he might of been giving or getting something,"You realize there are two guys in here,right?" I asked as I looked back at the door as my heartbeat quickened. "Yep,The Sole Survivor and that detective" Kellogg replied with a nod while holding his gun. I let out a sigh of relief before saying,"Well,that's goo-" I got cut off by feeling a sharp pain in my shoulder and I let out a grunt along with noticing that a fucking knife had just been rammed into my shoulder. "Fucking traitor!" I yelled as l looked over at Ben then at Kellogg as he slammed the butt of his gun into the side of my head,causing me to fall to the ground with a thud.
I felt something push pass me without hesitation,I let out a groan before hearing someone let out a snicker. I opened my eyes,noticing the man with curly black hair from earlier,the detective,Kellogg along with Ben and a dozen or more synths. "Where the fuck is my son!?" The man who had been wearing a slightly ripped up beanie containing his scruffy,curly hair yelled. Kellogg continued to stall the man who was standing a few feet away from Kellogg, just had speak up,"What does she have to say?" He questions before looking over at me. "Sorry, about your kid." I apologize as the power generated lights shinned down me, the light seemed to reflect off of my hair and which also caused droplets of sweat to run down forehead. I could feel eyes glued to me while I stared up at the light. I finally looked down after a few seconds, I looked back up at the man. I was tired, I knew it was possibly the end for me but I didn't want to go out like this. The pasty white, male slipped a few curly strands of his hair back into his beanie and then places his eyes on me after scanning the room.
He gave me a nod and of course I was confused but I continued to stay quiet. I noticed Kellogg reach for his gun, and I reacted stupidly. Like always. I shot up before running over to him and headbutting him since his attention was directed to me. Well, it was stupid since it was now like the next war but I ran over to where my weapons were. "Fuck!" I cussed as I noticed they weren't there before someone grabbed my shoulder and as I was about to react, the rope around my wrists had fallen to the ground. I was face to face with my beanie wearing,savior but he just gave me a smile and my machete before running off. I joined in killing off the synths first, along with that detective and the bearded male, who was killing off Ben and few synths. After a few minutes, Stimpacks and psycho's, we had killed every synth and Kellogg was ready to give up. I was gripping my machete tightly,The dark haired man was obviously overwhelmed with anger while he stared down at Kellogg. After the tall ragged man mumbled something he looked over at me and gave me a nod.
Kellogg was propped up against a wall, so I stood in front of him and the revengeful, dark haired man stood beside him. After a few moments he held up his sledgehammer and swung towards Kellogg's face, after witnessing the painful crunches of his bones breaking and leaving Kellogg's face to a pulp, I shoved my Machete through his stomach and immediately pulled it back. I let out a sigh but I was pulled out of my thoughts as heard someone say something. "I'm James" The beanie wearing, guy named James said with a nearly invisible smile and I let happiness over take my features,"Just call me (Y/n) or whatever you want" I say as I place my hands on my hips while softly smiling. He let out a small chuckle,"Okay, Cupcake." I rolled my eyes and we made our way to the exit.
James look down at me, flashing a one of his "Famous",charming smiles before we entered through the door and continued through wasteland.
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I Hate You, I Love You
(UBERHAXORNOVA AND KOOTRA ONESHOT)
~James POV~
I walked up the stairs the office,with my earbuds in my ears. I carelessly opened the door to the entrance,I was slightly late but I didn't mind since I knew he'd be here. He's always early. I stopped at Jordan's desk before slightly kicking the leg of his desk and walking over to my desk. After about ten minutes of checking my social media's I saw a tweet of a NovaHD fan art,The drawing was good but I'm so sick of that stupid ship. I looked over at Joe who was waiting for Jordan so,they could film the Creature Hub video for today. I felt left out most of the time but I never like being around Jordan since I'm always an asshole. I seriously can't control it but he says it's funny and he knows I don't mean it. At least I hope it doesn't ruin our friendship. I hate that word,"Friendship" more like Friendshit,but that's all we'll ever be.
Joe started recording,Like always Jordan said the intro and now their going around the office to see what has been uploaded by us. I recommended Fallout 4 as I looked at the camera but I didn't even make contact with Jordan before saying an insult directed towards him. Man,I'm so fucking mean sometimes and I wish I wasn't to the person I have feelings for. I've had feelings for Jordan since July 26th of 2014,Wow,that's a long time,I thought to myself with a small frown. I leaned back in my chair as I noticed Joe had ended the recording after about ten minutes or more, I noticed Jordan walk out of the office and I decided to follow him.
I noticed him walking towards the bathroom,I knew I should just leave but I couldn't. "Jordan" I blurted out as I looked down at the ground,I noticed him look over out of the corner of my eye. "Um,I kinda need to go to the bathroom" Jordan said with a raised eyebrow but instead of just leaving he approached me. Jordan put his hand on my shoulder,I didn't think of it as a sexual or lovey dovey thing. Just a friendly thing,I knew that. "Sorry for being an asshole towards you all the time" I apologized as I looked Jordan in the eyes,I wasn't scared anymore. Jordan slightly chuckled,Does he think this is a fucking joke!? Fucking what!?, I think to myself,trying to hold in a yell,as my obvious anger started to show. "Good one,James" Jordan said with a smile as he let hand fall off of my shoulder. As he was about to turn around and walk away,I actually made an effort to show my affection towards Jordan and grabbed his wrist,pulling him into hug.
A light blush danced on my cheeks. I felt droplets of sweats roll down my face,they were like small pinball's. Jordan had been blushing too but that's just a guess since his face was near mine and I could feel the heat radiate off of his body. "I'm not lying,I care about you" I whispered with a small smile as Jordan slightly pulled away. Jordan looked down at me,slightly shocked. "Oh,Well I've gotta go to the toilet still also I care about you too" Jordan replied with a smile as he entered the public toilet,more like a nervous smile. Yeah,that was it. I walked back into the office,triumphantly of course. Maybe,I was too proud of myself. Whatever,I hugged that dork,I have feelings for so,fuck it.
(HOPE YOU ENJOYED)
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