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And she is my beautiful girlfriend.m

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“are you going to watch the game tonight?” are you willing to listen to me say horrible and heinous things. like i’m some sort of possessed being

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i know i’m the evil friend because every time i see a sad rhys hoskins phillies edit i send it to my friend who is a rhys hoskins lover

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i am so intensely dedicated to my letterboxd account just to not get one single like. similar to my approach to posting on here

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swedish femboy is the funniest fucking way to talk about william nylander

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me about something that is absolutely not at all relevant to tknp: this is tknp

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im a prey animal yes but no predator would ever hurt me because im too sweet and cute and i bat my eyelashes at them until they have no choice but to adopt me and love me forever

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can i say something

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people used to tell me i was funny now they ask me if there’s something wrong with me

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WHO GAF

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so you are ALSO a benji ovich truther……. man. MAN.

in other news, how many beartown tattoos do YOU have planned

i didn’t know there weren’t benji ovich lovers….

i didn’t have any tattoos planned actually but now that i think about it. Maybe

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kitten she won't sugarcoat it mommy is about to start hurting people

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wait so you’re telling me there’s gonna be a break in feb from the 6-22 for these olympics…. i am not going through a 4 nations thing again. but like on fucking crack. that’s some shit

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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get matthew knies and brock faber back to the olympics. bring this family back together

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i’m trying to watch space odyssey i haven’t understood a single fucking second

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“i asked grok” “i asked chat gpt” well i asked jon bernthal and he said “let me tell you something”