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Trying to teach our child that her right to put her fingies in mouths stops at other people’s mouths

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Derailing my GM when they try to do a gazebo bit by having my character pipe up "actually, I think that's a rotunda".

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Baby is sleeping, it just hit 9 am, UV index is only 3 and dew point has not quite hit ‘subtropical rainforest’ levels, time to hustle to one of the local French bakeries while it’s still remotely possible to be outside

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Vote for the most impressive thing baby bulbasaur achieved today, at 2 weeks 4 days:

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read the babby gene wolfe baby love book of new sun good for development of baby yes

No problems ever with shadow of the torturer because good Vocab and Enrichment for baby brain weak of big baby head

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Stage of tired: uncapped my deodorant with the intention of putting it on my toothbrush

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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Just told my coworker, "mi programa es mamonaku .... llame por ayuda si tu vieux." My brain really just has a box labeled "non-English words" and shakes it whenever I try to speak Spanish.

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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my soft and comfortable mama

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boys like it when you imprison them in the ornate birdcage that hangs in the centre of your lair

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Decided to deal with my sleep deficit via ice coffee at the local farmer’s market. Tune in 2-3 hours later to find out if this was a huge mistake! (Or a Russian roulette number of hours later if I pump instead of directly feeding, possibly)

I still don’t like my local market as much as my former local market, but going to my preferred market would involve using public transit (beyond just a few bus stops) so I’m putting a hold on it for now. I don’t really want to be away from the baby for longer than 2 hours or so.

It’ll be fun when we can take her out with us, but it’s way too hot right now/seems like more trouble than it’s worth at the moment.

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If the show keeps Bashere (which who knows) I think the FUNNIEST and most in character way for him to address Deira being a Dark Friend is him being very nonchalant about it.

Bashere: Ah yes, my dear wife passed away a few years ago now. Tragic. I miss her every day.

Rand: I'm so sorry. What happened?

Bashere: Oh she tried to kill me in my sleep.

Rand: What.

Bashere: Didn't realize she was serious at first. Usually when she came at me with a knife in the bedroom it was for purely recreational purposes. Turns out she had decided to go over to the Shadow without telling me. dreamy sigh She probably would have got me if her knife hadn't caught on my ribs.

Rand: W h a t.

Bashere: After I disarmed her she confessed everything- all she demanded in exchange was the chance to plan her own execution. Classy woman right up to the end. Told me that if she didn't do it herself I would make the whole thing tasteless and gauche. Probably was right. She put together a beautiful ceremony: scattered king pennies, a silver chased ax, white silk for all the attendants to make the bloodstains really pop. It was a real crowd pleaser.

Rand: W H A T.

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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The dizzying freedom of 1.5 to 3 hours of ‘my newborn is sleeping’