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Mia wintersssssssssssssss

herrrrr

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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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Artist: jvdb_art

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alcina dimitrescu save me .... save me alcina dimitrescu... .

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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OMG BOAAAAAT IK YOU DONT FOLLOW HOCKEY BUT PLEASEEEEEE.

canucks vs nashville was INSANE. canucks down 2 - 3 AND THEY TIED IT 6 SECONDS LEFT IN THE THIRD. LITERALLY ON THE WIRE. not only that ? THEY WON IN OT. we were so fucking lucky canucks had 6 on the ice no goalie and when nashville shot IT HIT THE POST!!!!!

call me canadian village au mia because IM GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS and also pissed at the refs shitty call you can totally see on the cameras that nashville kicked in one of their goals but nobody wanted to risk penalty by arguing it. fuckers.

(also now thinking about said au….)

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You know what I may not know sports/hockey very well, but holy shit that actually does sound pretty intense lol.

The fact they shot and hit the post is fucking wild luck

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dirty confession: i'm a teacher and my ex had a teacher fantasy so i'd talk math formulas before we did the do and after a while I was curious so i said the quadratic formula in public and he automatically got a boner and we broke up because i thought it was really funny and wouldn't stop doing it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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Because we talk about men all the time! What about women????

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There's 3 ways the entire Baker estate was built and I can't imagine any of them,

1. The Bakers hired a contractor who agreed to build several hidden walk ways behind walls, a mourge, a disection room, etc.

2. This lil old elderly couple built it all by hand SOMEHOW

3. Lucas built everything himself

I feel like this would be impossible ESPECIALLY with just a three year time gap between when Eveline arrived and Ethan showed up (Bc I can't think of a reason this older couple would just have a disection room)

There's just no genuine thing I could think of for how half of their stuff would be realistically built (I know it's just a game but the real world aspects rlly interest me)

Anyone else got any theorys on how it could have all been built?

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well damn, no wonder bela couldnt handle the colouring why did she get her first tat on her ribs 🤨🤨🤨

She was like 19 and stupid and thought it wouldn't be that bad because she did not consider the fact that less fat is more painful.

Cass and Dani tried to tell her it was one of the worst places she could pick. They told her to get it on her thigh or her shoulder. She did not listen.

Bela's first and last tattoo pfff

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Something something Human AU Elena

She's so baby.

Bonus Soda: The daughters and their tattoos

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Oh goodness

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The song everyone knows that was found, it was from a 80s adult movie

Yeah I've seen a couple things about that today.

Apparently it's called Ulterior Motives and it's a fucking banger (no pun intended) and I desperately need a version of that song without the moans. (I've seen a couple version trying to edit out the moaning but... it's not great)

The funniest thing is the dude supposedly being embarrassed about the fact it was from a porn movie and decided to just vanish, though.

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tbh that’d give miranda an entirely different vibe. sure crows & ravens are ominous, but they dont have a reputation of violence. they are oppertunists that pick on the things that are already dead. a goose will just attack if you threaten their goslings or nest. it might even suit her more bcz when they attack they attack. chase your ass down for real until you’re far enough away.

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Miranda being a Canadian Goose is just Miranda in an AU where she actually cares about the Lords and considers them her children.

Ethan comes in as a threat and tries to kill them, and Miranda is NOT having it. She is going to Get His Ass. The instict to protect AND attack is strong. Chase him out of the Village.

Granted the idea of showing up in the big cult run Village, and finding out their Goddess/Jesus figure is a shape shifter with a fucking Goose motif is kind of hilarious. (Until she's chasing your ass down scream honking)

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canada anon and i dont really have a lot to say about the au anymore but i wanted to tell you about this fuckin goose man, its so used to people at the bus exchange everyone is moving out of its way and keeping an eye on it and its hilarious- i watched this goose power stance in the middle of the fucking road where the bus was trying to park and wouldnt move. honking the horn didnt work either. but nobody successfully shoo’d it away without getting hissed at. i s2g these mfs are the first lines of canada’s defense

Canada is the Geeses' country tbh we all just live in it.

Like.. Coyots? Bears? Bob Cats? They ain't shit compared to an angry goose because NOTHING scares those fuckers.

Like... what kind of animal just hangs out at a random bus exchange. And then stands in the road. And squares up with a BUS. What kind of BIRD does that.