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Learning Chinese history is cool because you can say things like:

If China attacks Taiwan it will be like the battle of Salsu and the CPP will end up like the Sui

and it makes perfect sense

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my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

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my mans running animation only got two frames

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apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

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“The Garden of Earthly Delights” (c. 1500) by Hieronymus Bosch

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doggie!!

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Chris Bursk, Ovid at fifteen

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Supportive!

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Wieliczka, Salt Mine, Poland.

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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

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Great writing advice from a master. CHARACTER IS EVERYTHING

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sorry wait. I contacted visa to file a complaint about the censorship stuff they've been doing and their AI. immediately threatened to kill itself?

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Geologists claim it's because the earlier Cenozoic used to be called the Tertiary, but that's just a ruse to hide the secret third geologic period, between the Neogene and the Quaternary, that they won't tell us about.

Geologic Periods [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[A three-column table denoting "period", "my favorite part", and "my biggest complaint", respectively.]

Precambrian; Life develops; Snowball Earth episodes. Cambrian; Trilobites!; Evolution could stand to calm down a little. Ordovician; Earth might have had rings; Scary volcanic eruption in North America. Silurian; First land animals; Earth's newfound mold problem. Devonian; Big mountains in Boston; Yeah, sure, what those giant killer fish needed was armor. Carboniferous; Cool forests; Bugs too big. Permian; Pangea; Google "The Great Dying". Triassic; Tanystropheus; [Accompanied by a drawing of a long-necked dinosaur.]; Damage to Canada still visible from space at Manicouagan. Jurassic; Birds; Parasitoid wasps. Cretaceous; Raptors; Raptors. Paleogene; Pretty horseys!!!; Paleocene-eocene thermal maximum. Neogene; Forests of Dracaena dragonblood trees; Zanclean flood. Quaternary; Burrito invented; Whoever picked the name for the third period of the Cenozoic.

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook