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Okay hear me out- (just inspired by your last comment)

PK Barty where the Crouch family gets stationed in a new town church.

Then Evan Rosier who is Pagan/Atheist with a GIANT corruption kink and thinks the new PK is just too adorable to resist.

So much comparison of Evan being the "Tempting apple/snake" but Barty finds it harder and harder to resist (does he even want to?)

Just some food for thought~ (also because its always the religious mfers who end up the kinkiest)

Sincerly, gods-reborn <33

(PK- Pastors Kid)*

the minute you start mixing religious imagery with rosekiller, i’m fucking sold!!!! as in, I’m literally writing religious trauma!barty & temptation personified!evan. and this idea right here???? good god yes. i would read (and maybe write……) the shit out of this. i want ev to absolutely obliterate barty and leave him questioning every little thing about his faith and his family. i want angst. i want hurt. i want blasphemous fucking. i want barty crouch jr on his damn knees, worshipping evan rosier with everything inside of him. i want him praying to God for answers, only to receive nothing in response. i want barty discovering his sexuality. i want evan to guide barty with a gentle hand. YES YES YES

SMOOCHING YOUR BRAIN SO HARD <333

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“That's Dorcas Meadowes, Voldemort killed her personally..."

A cute little dorlene series (a little bit more focused on Dorcas bc I love her so much) for #lesbianvisibilityweek and as we say in french bravo les lesbiennes !!

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Social worker Sirius and finance bro Regulus who says stuff like "our parents were not actually that bad, you are just being dramatic about it" and "why should my tax money go to helping some teenage hooligan?"

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a list of very scientifically accurate reasons why not everyone knew about dark marks

Now you might be wondering "why did Sirius not know about dark marks?" and I am here to provide only the most plausible and rational answers to this question

The first generation of death eaters wore their dark marks as tramp stamps, not on their wrists, so most order members wouldn't have seen them and those who did were too embarrassed/ashamed to admit how they found out about it.

Dark marks work a bit like mood rings and only become visible whenever the person who has the dark mark is thinking about Voldemort wearing thigh high boots and a lace corset. If they're thinking about Voldemort in bunny ears and a pink playboy bunny outfit it would turn pink, but he killed everyone who's dark mark has every turned pink (and you don't want to know what they're thinking about when their Dark Mark turns green...).

Dark Mark was actually just the name of one of the death eaters, there were two guys named Mark and it complicated their attack plans when the two Marks got mixed up, so one of them got called Dark Mark and the other one Regular Mark (his nickname then became Reggie, which complicated things again).

Before they had the tattoo style dark marks, the death eaters actually used belly button piercings shaped like snakes as their "dark marks" instead. This accidentally started a fashion trend and so many other people got similar belly button piercings, it was impossible to figure out who was part of their little fascist club and who wasn't. It took them months of discussions to decide on what the "new" dark mark should be, and by that point every wizard had a different conspiracy theory for what was just an edgy fashion trend and what was a dark mark. This started a whole subculture of wizards who were strictly against any kind of body modification or even normal accessories, they only wore a white robe and nothing else to signify their rejection of anything potentially evil, the most radical ones just walked around naked at all times (they started out with good intentions but like, it was definitely a cult).

Some death eaters forgot to pay their monthly fee so their dark marks would get cancelled and they'd have to re-subscribe to get them, which was a whole mess. Other people became death eaters by signing up for a free trial and forgetting to cancel their dark mark subscription, so no one could be sure if a dark mark actually meant someone was a death eater or if they had just signed up for the free trial to see what the fuss was all about and meet some new people.

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Love them and this AU sm

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80s dad sirius black

@impishtubist I think this is some of the things that were mentioned, but he’s grown the 80s mustache.

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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds

their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3

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jily or jegulus? homie, as long as james has something to suck on for his oral fixation i do not give a shit

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Me: yeah I imagine Sirius as someone who doesn't get crushes easily, he is very picky about people, doesn't date around because he is preoccupied with other things, also might be somewhere on aspec

Me about him and almost any other character: they definitely fucked thought

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Anyway…✨he✨

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I’m sorry is Liv in her Drarry era bc YES PLEASE

school crushes :3

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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@charmstwit and pigeon I am so grateful to live in a world with your writing in it

Have you ever wished there was a fic where the MC was a Latinx trans man who receives overwhelming love and support?

Then I want to rec a fic that you might not otherwise read.

Because I think you should read this even if you don't read the rest of the AU universe this fic belongs to.

The fic is a side-along in the Stay With Me universe, which is a Wolfstarbucks omegaverse fic where secondary genders have been repressed for generations and are suddenly back. The side along, however, features Eddie Bones.

Eddie is a trans man, and this fic goes from his realization that he is trans, through transition and telling his family and friends, and all the way to finding his way to the boy he is in love with. It is so overwhelmingly positive, genuinely lovely, and has some really amazing representation in it.

The fic has spoilers for SWM, so if you want to read that first, definitely do. If you don't care about spoilers or don't plan to ever read SWM, read this one anyway. If you're not a fan of omegaverse, the A/B/O themes in this are SO mild that I think you should read it anyway. If you're worried about transphobia, please know that in this, it is a blip at best and immediately handled spectacularly.

I cannot say enough about how much this story matters. I'm so thrilled they wrote it, and I hope you give it a chance.

Hit up @charmstwit when you do.

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Sorting Hat: So do you want fluffy best friends to lovers drarry or--

Harry: Not Slytherin.

Sorting Hat: Enemies to lovers 7 year slowburn it is.

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"would you fuck your clone" = boring, who cares, the answer says nothing about you other than whether or not you're your own type

"would you fuck MY clone" = unexpected, high potential to cause a lot of 'why would you fuck my clone and not me?' drama, reasonable question to ask if you're a mad scientist

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Finished colouring + fem remsu

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rockstar mckinnon