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(which is why i am making a (thousand) hilson fic where House dies in the end))










I don't think we will be blessed with anything as beautiful and sad as this again.
#hilson#greg house#james wilson#love these two sm#they are the defination of matching each other's insanity#house x wilson#gregory house#malpractice md#hate crimes md#house md
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I love that the whole plot in this episode was House telling Wilson that NO YOU DO LIKE MONSTER TRUCKS YOU CAN'T NOT LIKE THEM
Love these two so so much
Your honor i love them
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Hahah did you consider the rat is also embarrassed haha



.hilson :3
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he's so babygirl sometimes i wonder if he's aware of... the malewife energy he gives off. no wonder bro was married 4 times like come on i wanna be the fifth. heh.
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House really didn't expect Wilson to get him anything of note so he kept it a year to trick his ducklings
(honestly House when Wilson gives you something it's a book worth hundreds of dollars and a piano and stuff you should open that right away and then kiss him than you)



Just for context, the book he gifted house is worth hundreds of dollars and the note he wrote says "Greg, made me think of you."
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what i love about hilson so much is that they both perform to society as something they are not but they never perform to each other. wilson can be his own crazy and careless person with house. house will take him genuine and insane, and he actually prefers wilson that way. he loves when wilson is not boring, when he is himself, when he is not performing care for other people. and wilson takes house at his most vunerable, when he's not performing the apathic shelf he performs for everybody else, when he is just being a human being. they both complete each other like yin and yang and most importantly their love for each other is steady even if their relationship is not. they never have to perform for one another. they can be themselves
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Hey folks I’m watching House. I’m about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
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House would walk into Wilson's office, wordlessly stop and stare at the carpet until Wilson sighs and asks "Can I help you?"
House would look up and say "I love you, Wilson"
Wilson would just reply "not giving you the patient's file."
House would stumble closer and say "forget about the patient for a second-"
Wison: Okay this is definitely a ruse because you would NEVER say that
House: Wilson I LOVE you
Wilson: wh...what are you doing. Why are you..
Then they'd kiss. Wilson would be shocked until he closes his eyes. 3 seconds would pass before his face scrunches up and he pulls back and says "what- what did you put in my mouth!?"
Then his eyes would roll back and he'd collapse to the floor. House would step over his body, take the patients file, decide to take Wilson's coffee while he's at it, and leave
#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson#and this wouldnt even be the most gay or unhinged thing that has happened
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this scene was so funny. wilson beckoning house back over like a dog. house folding immediately. all while wilson is laser-focused on rolling the world's most mediocre joint
#local oncologist rolls worst joint ever. asked to leave princeton-plainsborough hospital#house md#gregory house#james wilson#hilson
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House MD is a Sherlock Holmes fanfiction (experiment) and the purpose of the show is to see how gay you can make Sherlock and Watson (House and James) before you have to make them kiss.
#result: VERY#Wilson proposes but they dont have to kiss#how does that work?#hilson#james wilson#gregory house#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#house md is a sherlockian experiment fic#its testing the limits of not showing johnlock kiss
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house md is the only show where people will be like "there's this episode where wilson buys an organ for house when house tells him to buy furniture that reflects himself" and you'll go "yeah, ok, they're probably overplaying it, it's probably not that forward" and then you go to watch the episode and the scene is way gayer than anyone described it as
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did wilson change his name when they got married??????
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hilson postcard au, pt 1
[pt 2], [pt 3], [pt 4], [pt 5], [ao3]
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The conversations that House and Wilson have end up with so much homoerotic tension every interaction it's legitimately insane. Dudes are straight breathing directly into each other's mouths and syndronized stepping there is no way they don't think about each other in the shower. House thinks about Wilson immediately after sex with a woman. Wilson spends Christmas with house instead of his wife. They base their entire lives around playing gay chicken with each other. And do they even know they are doing it??? Do they even realize??? Questionable.
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i have so many text posts saved i need to do another what am i doing part soon. in the meantime enjoy more badly edited hilson singles
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