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@overactiveoceanmind absolutely correct my friend the answer is yes no explanation needed

Be honest: if you actually in real life had a chance to fuck a monster, would you? Or do you just like monsters in fiction?

For the sake of this thought experiment, just imagine your ideal situation and relationship. If everything worked out the way you would really want, would you fuck a monster?

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Correct I am in LOVEEEE

Big buff feral commander Toska, Can’t wait to see what adventures await her in Cantha!

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Stop waiting for a forest God to make you his bride, just put on a wedding dress and take matters into your own hands!

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y’all better

here, have some:

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“Is it gay to dream about kissing the homies.” -a gay slut

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Well I resonate with Kronk cause I’m queer soooo 👀☕️

I present to you one of my favorite cartoon jokes XD

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“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

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Hm, I was pondering about the recent-ish trope of Adventuring Guilds (effectively trade unions for protagonists in fantasy rpg-inspired settings, which I’m sure I’ve seen in a bunch of things but the main example that springs to mind is Goblin Slayer to my annoyance but the Hero Association in One Punch Man has a similar albeit superhero-slanted deal), and how mechanically in the setting they exist to ensure x reward is provided for x amount of work/danger involved but in a meta sense are there so the characters don’t have to go looking for heroing gigs on ye olde Craigs Lyst or something.

It’s an interesting idea, similar in a manner to the many fantasy trope-tinged guilds in the Discworld novels of the late great Terry Pratchett, although an amusing idea occurred to me with the idea of trade unions for fantasy heroes.

Like, if there are unions to ensure employment and fair pay for folks clearing out dungeons, getting gnolls out the cabbage patch, stopping gnomes from going through your bins, and so on, then, logically, there much exist fantasy hero scab workers as well.

Folks that the local king or something brings in for lower pay on more dangerous jobs. Folks who are, say, completely new to the setting, out of their depth, and are thrust into a dangerous situation by a seemingly benevolent authority figure because said authority figure is too cheap to hire someone who understands the risks involved and asks more suitable wages for the role…

Y’know…

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I watched the interdimensional door close, my breath caught in my throat, my heart racing. The dimension I had entered was dark, but seemed to sparkle like emeralds. Light seemed to float and shimmer in an almost solid form. It was hard to make out shapes or depth, but it was eerily beautiful.

“Well well,” Came a hoarse, rasping voice behind me, “What do we have here?”

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man lord of the rings just fills me with such profound sadness its a world that just…… makes me feel whole and hollow at the same time

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moooooooood

And on today's episode of what's going on with my polyam brain:

Am I in love with my friends romantically or platonically?

We shall never know....

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

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Sluts go to hell

I would literally ride demon cock at a moment's notice

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Your mom admits to you that you have some… supernatural blood running through your veins. But she doesn’t remember what kind, cause she was kinda a hoe. 

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I’m going to shrink down to fairy size and this shall be my new home. Stay magical!

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she surE CAN

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing