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No one:
Octavio when his genius gf doesn't pay attention to him:

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if u land in a hot spot and one of ur teammates keeps saying they need a weapon when u have 2, fucking drop one of them?? don’t get killed n then yell over the mic about how i should’ve been there when y’all looted EVERYTHING
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blood tw!! — babe it’s 2am time to make an edit for a french horror movie that has literally no fanbase
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Requirements for Octane Mains
Adhd
Bad/absent father
Likes rodents
Mgngngngnnhhhh fast
L O O T
*walks through everyone's ultimates and bullets bc I wanna down you by punching you*
j,,,,jump p a d
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
WOMEN
M e n
WOMEN AND MEN
i forgot what i came into this room for and now i'm mad
no one can tell im hurting if i convince myself im not actually hurting
skateboard
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blisk is like: you all get like a melee weapon you can choose anyth-
rev: scythe
blisk: what was that
rev: scythe
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good morning to gay mummies, foul-mouthed robots, melting 50s actresses, punk girls, heroes who say booyah, genderqueer teleporting streets and all their citizens, funny narrators, and little girls with untold power! terrible morning to niles caulder. he knows what he did
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